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2018

22

Mar

Courtney Stodden’s Massive Tits of the Day

Courtney Stodden big fake tits naked

Courtney Stodden’s bolt on tits that look liked they got bolted on by a one armed, possibly blind, maybe brain injured plastic surgeon, were let out to breath recently, and while wondering how this woman is capable of breathing or going through life with these things strapped to her chest, part of me feels inspired…inspired that despite it not being the 90s, the era of the bolt on tits, girls are still bolting on their tits, and sure Stodden isn’t the 16 year old she pretended to be for the media when she first came to our attention, and is likely in her mid 40s, and a sex worker who always craved tits like this, but like the rest of tabloid reading america, I liked to believe the lie, the story, it was funny….but not as funny as whatever the fuck these tits are…they are comical, circus tits, clown tits, that I want to juggle in my mouth tits…

I am a fan of whatever this is.

Courtney Stodden Naked with a Long pussy

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2018

08

Mar

Courtney Stodden Scary Tits of the Day

Courtney Stodden is all things good in the world or at least all things good in AMerica.

She’s living the tabloid dream, or was for a long enough time, before having to go back to sex work…but still you can be some 40 year old stripper, lap dancing for some older hollywood actor, in whatever small shit town you’re from, and next thing you know, you can angle yourself as an underage bride to that same actor and get the tabloids obsessed, even though you’re not underage child bride…and he’s not that famous…

Sex worker dreams….really…

The only tragedy in this story is really her monster tits…what the hell are those…

Here she is doing a striptease:

Here’s a video of her in a bath…

Here are her tits in a dress…

Courtney Stodden huge fake tits in a black dress

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2017

21

Dec

Courtney Stodden’s Spread Ass of the Day

Courtney Stodden spreads her shit stained ass

Courtney Stodden is all things good in the world or at least all things good in AMerica.

You can be some 40 year old stripper, lap dancing for some older hollywood actor, in whatever small shit town you’re from, and next thing you know, you can angle yourself as an underage bride to that same actor and get the tabloids obsessed, even though you’re not underage child bride…on some mormom shit…but rather a sex worker…

The tabloids fucking loved her, ate her up, loved the bullshit story and perpetuated it…and she made enough money to get those bolt on tits, to really look like a sex doll, before becoming one on video after the hype faded…

You know with cam shows, spread assholes, it’s wonderful…..but sad…but not that sad…I mean what did the world really expect her to do….

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2017

20

Nov

Courtney Stodden Topless for the Holidays of the Day

Courtney Stodden Topless for the Holidays

This Thanksgiving, my biggest life regret that I give thanks for, because without life regrets I would be able to harbour the anger that is in my core to lash out on these low level fame whores, and really top level fame whores, all fame whoring while marketing people promote them, for middle american retards to buy into them…..

So that biggest life regret was not going to Courtney Stodden’s 2013 Halloween party. It still hurts me at my core, because she’s so fucking wonderful…

A 30 year old stripper, who positioned herself as a 16 year old child bride, and the tabloids fucking loved her, loved her story, and no one bothered getting the birth certificate….

4 years later, interest is lost, even after she got clown sized tits, so she’s gone into porn, she’s gone into masturbation videos, cam shows, and apparently TWITCH…the gaming / streaming service owned by Microsoft….to show off those monster clown tits – and it’s wonderful…a wonderful life…an Christmas spirit in some kind of miracle….a trashy, porn chick from yesteryear in a marketed as “young-ish” personality…so weird….but I think a religious experience on some level…

THere’s a video:

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2017

17

Nov

Courtney Stodden Does Lindsay Lohan Doing Melania Trump of the Day

Courtney Stodden Does Lindsay Lohan Doing Melania Trump

Courtney Stodden is wonderful. I guess she’s over having her miscarriage / abortion for the tabloids, and she’s no longer with the celebrity she pretended to be a child bride with, and she’s no longer pushing her porno career that wasn’t very good….but she is showing off her clown tits…and based on the success of IT, we can accept the fact that the general public fucking loves clowns…in all varieties..from pscyho killer, to pedo, to tits…

I am a fan of this angel from heaven…and my one life regret is not going to her Halloween party I was accidentally invited to….it would have changed everything…BUTTERFLY effect shit…but I let us all down…but luckily…her tits bring me back up from that dark place…

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2017

18

Oct

Courtney Stodden On the Beach in a Bikini of the Day

Courtney Stodden in a White Bikini with a black guy in the sand

Courtney Stodden is wonderful. I guess she’s over having her miscarriage / abortion for the tabloids, and she’s no longer with the celebrity she pretended to be a child bride with, and she’s no longer pushing her porno career that wasn’t very good….

Sure she may be a useless, clown of a person, you know milking the tabloids being the child bride, even though she looks like she’s in her 40s, pulling off some platinum hair, fake tits shit that was hot in the 90s, back when she was graduating high school, despite her wanting you to think it was when she was born, but she’s got this shameless self promotion down proper and I think it’s great…

On the beach with hired paparazzi and some black dude I guess fucks her..and I guess that’s news…I’m just here for the bold on tits on her small frame…

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2017

29

Aug

Courtney Stodden is 23 Now of the Day


Lol.

Apparently the “teen bride” who was 40 at the time, is officially 23 years old today…because it is her birthday, so everyone….praise one of the most important people who has entered our lives…through tabloids…being ultimately irrelevant.

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2017

01

May

Courtney Stodden Using a Urinal of the Day

The highlight of my social media experience this weekend, because I am an obese old man who doesn’t leave my couch, because why bother, but I do scan social media between sexting girls I meet on tinder but have no intention to meet, since they only know me as a man in a mask, who pretends to be 22 on TINDER, but who says that he’s been running his site since 2004, which is true, but I guess they don’t think it’s abnormal that a 22 year old would have started DrunkenStepfather.com at 9 years old…meaning I’ve found myself a good one….and as these things happen, when you’re a lazy waste of space….you see other wastes of space….like Courtney Stodden using a urinal and thinking it’s a great social media pic for her fans…while it is amazing she has fans…despite you being her fan…

She was in Vegas having some lame divorce party…with Frenchy Morgan…weirdest car ride ever, dream car ride really….

She’s magical…weird…useless…irrelevant…but magical..

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2017

17

Apr

Courtney Stodden Titty Flash at Disney of the Day

Seeing her plastic / jacked up face trying to emote – is hilarious…

The wind when she already looks like she’s in a wind tunnel – is hilarious…

Courtney Stodden is no joke though, I mean maybe she is…but I like it…

I like that she’s porning up the most magical place on earth, because that’s what Trash does – and a world without TRASH is a world not worth living in..

She’s a big titty monster no one cares about – but I love it…I think it’s everything and more…and most importantly, I’m just glad she’s not at COACHELLA>..


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2017

06

Apr

Courtney Stodden’s Miscarriage Pussy of the Day

With titles like “Courtney Stodden’s Miscarriage Pussy” I realize why people don’t like this site…

I am just trying to give love to the pussy’s that aren’t quite “MOM PUSSY”…but that attempted to be mom pussy…but it didn’t quite workout, so she turned it into a trashy, heartless to anyone who has actually had a miscarriage that didn’t want said miscarriage, tabloid story…because that is what she is…a tabloid story, who doesn’t matter, who had a sex tape that doesn’t matter, yet I am compelled to stare at her pussy definition in her shorts, but unlike complicit, I know what this definition means…and that’s whore.

I guess I could have gone with porn pussy, or child bride no longer a child because she’s always been 40 pussy….but I am happy with Miscarriage pussy, maybe I should make it into a T-shirt.

Whatever you call the pussy, or whether you care what it is about or not, know that we’ve seen masturabting and now it is in shorts jacked up, next to clown tits…on some garbage I love…is magical…this fine april evening…magical…

God she’s low level…

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