Courtney Stodden claims she just turned 25. Which seems crazy because she’s been a fame whoring, ball of body dysmorphia, for at least a decade. That is when she broke through the life as a sex worker or a stripper and ended up in the mainstream for being a 16 year old wife to some actor no one ever heard of….despite being 40.

She has managed to still be talked about, or at least relevant enough for some tabloids, the same tabloids who created her because they needed some sensational story for their readers. To keep selling magazines in a magazine-less world…

Point being, like Farrah Abraham before her, these low level tabloid fodder women have done well for themselves, I mean they can afford all the clown surgeries they want.

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I would have to say the biggest fail, other than overall failure, in my life…because overall, or top level failure as I like to call it is encompassing, but even when living that failure life, opportunities happen and if you havee a failure mentality from all the failure that’s created the cloud of top level, overall, encompassing failure…you don’t see them…and if you’re me….the biggest opportunity from doing this site happened when COURTNEY STODDEN or her team/publicist who I guess I had some sort of connection to from other shit he worked on before STODDEN…you know I have a website so people have me on email lists…usually accidental cuz when I email back for more details they retract the interview request….but in this case…he invited me to her Halloween party…and I didn’t go. I am broke in Canada…I can’t jet set to LA to stay in a hotel for a Courtney Stoddeen party…but I should have tried to figure it out and make it happen…because she’s great….

I am not delusional, like when a blogger I hated from back in the titty blog days went to LA on all his blogger money, cuz these bloggers used to make 100k a month, I never did, but the Google Ads running blogs did, anyway, he was invited to LA to see Olivia Munn on Attack of the Show…which was a relevant blog for nerds..and motherfucker thought she’d think he was a cool blogger guy and fucking sit or shit on his face but instead treated him like the fan boy loser he is, you know a give him a signed 8×10 to jerk off to, that’ll make his day….cuz bloggers are idiots…

So the goal wasn’t to have sex with Stodden, it was to be there for thee LOLz of it…but I didn’t go, so there’s not much of a story here, other than her clown-like titties!! Wonderful clown-like, circus, titties!!

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Courtney Stodden is the whore that keeps on giving. I mean this must be a decade into her career as “wtf is Courtney Stodden” and she hasn’t died off like she was Anna Nicole Smith or sugar babies before her – that used being slutty to take them from the gutter strip club they worked at…to the pages of the tabloids…

She went from Teen wife that I don’t think anyone believed…to Reality Show Star..to Sex Tap Star…to whatever this is…it’s still manipulating the media with the best kind of tactics…

I am a fan of her and her jumbo, basketball sized tits, in lingerie being seen the way they deserve to be seen…as shamelessly as possible.

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My grandma always said…if you’re gonna have a Front Hole…it might as well be wet…

That’s all I’ve got to say about Courtney Stodden and her magical bathing suit pics to remind us she’s still out there on the hustlin, which I guess this is, to promote whatever it is she’s promoting living her best bolt on titty clown titty what the fuck titty life.

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If you read this site, you will know that my biggest regret in my life as a blogger was when I got invited to Courtney Stodden’s Halloween party by her PR person….

It was back when she was the child bride to some actor no one ever heard of. Before she was in every single tabloid for being the child bride. Before they gave her a reality show because they were starved of ideas and thought she mattered. Before she got the silly fake tits to live out her sex worker dreams. Before she released a sex tape…

It was a perfect time for me to swoop in and declare my love for her, only to be laughed out of the room, maybe asked to leave in my Three Musketeer costume, because i was making her uncomfortable after catching me licking her bedroom toilet seat or stealing her panties…

Where as now, she gives off the vibe that I could pay her a few hundred dollars to play with her tits for an hour…kind of the place you want people who think they mattered to be…you know it is alway more fun / depressing to play with tits for money on a girl on her way down from the top, than on her way up to the top…because you have a better reference point…and story.

I’d want to be the “I paid Courtney Stodden from the internet 500 dollars to play with her tits”…you know after the glory….it is a great story with so much sadness….

Rather than the “I paid some whore 100 dollars to grab her tits before she turned out to become Anna Kendrick”….because no one will believe you…even though you all know there’s a group of dudes out there who fucked Anna Kendrick before she was famous…telling everyone how they fucked Anna Kendrick, only for no one to care or believe them….making for a waste of everyone’s time…MUCH LIKE THIS POST…

Yay. It’s over.

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It’s Fourth of July….Courtney Stodden is in a bikini showing off her clown tits….Living the American Dream…this is what it is all about people…pretend to be a child bride…remain slutty…people will look, they won’t care – but they’ll look…and that is America.

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