2011
20
Dec
I don’t know what this Doutzen Kroes photoshoot is from, I just know I can see her softly lit nipples through her shirt and that’s far more exciting a youtube video of the one I just saw of a nurse jerking off a handicapped Stephen Hawkins person….
What the fuck…..I think watching Doutzen Kroe’s glorious tits is far better an example of why youtube porn is good….or is it? who cares…
Posted in:Doutzen Kroes
2011
07
Dec
Here’s a hot vintage feel Chirstmas striptease with Doutzen Kroes and Alessandra Ambrosio….showing off their hot slutty lingerie bodies in short shorts, panties and bra…while dancing around the Christmas Tree….and I fucking love it….if I was a fashion company…this is the kind of shit I’d pull every fucking day…it’s simple, obvious but to me half naked hot bitches who have bored me doing Victoria’s Secret finally stepping up is art…..that makes me want to cum all over my red suit….or maybe just all over them…
Here’s Alessandra Ambrosio
Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Doutzen Kroes
2011
01
Dec
Here’s Victoria’s Secret model not half naked…..which may make you ask yourself why the fuck I am bothering posting pics of a bitch who gets paid to be half naked for the world it see in her fucking jacket…Is it because I’m an asshole reminding you that winter is here and that for most of us this is what’s going to happen to all the hot bitches around us….making creeping in the park…just cold, lonely and sad…..or is it because I don’t have anything else to post and I’m stretching this shit content as far as I can go….Or is it cuz models who get half naked often have their faces ignored and Doutzen needs her face embraced or cummed all over….who fucking knows…I just know I’m posting them…
But I will link some pics of her in a bikini ….. in a thong ….. Posing Sexy …. Some Nipple and some more nipple ….
Posted in:Doutzen Kroes
2011
09
Nov
After all the posts I’ve done on these Victoria’s Secret bitches, over the last 7 years or running the site, giving them press, even though I know these half naked bitches are marketing campaigns to them, far more interactive than the ad above the urinal at the bar, because they are living, breathing, hot bitches who are half naked…..
You’d think I’d get a fucking invite to their bullshit fashion show, to give you exclusives, to hang out back stage, to masturbate on their outfits while sniffing the sweaty panties, to attempting to lure one of the models into marriage…
But instead I get nothing….but at I can steal shit off twitter….so here’s some back stage footage, not naked enough, but enough to remind you that you’ll be watching that hour of primetime shopping channel on network television no one cares to notice is strictly commercial, cuz there are half naked bitches there distracting…Making me one of the only dudes who hates the shit, I find it cheesy and boring, repetitive and not inspiring and half naked bitches or not it is not nearly perverted enough for me, it is just bullshit marketing scam that middle america buys into…cuz it’s better than watching Everybody Loves Raymond re-runs.
Here’s Doutzen and Ambrosio being puppets for lots of money…not nearly half naked enough and I’m sure I’ll have the actual pics of the event tomorrow. So Ya’ll come Back Now…
Posted in:Adriana Lima|Alessandra Ambrosio|Doutzen Kroes|Uncategorized
2011
18
Oct
Doutzen Kroes is a bikini and lingerie model…which to me means that whenever pictures of her are taken…she’s in a bikini and lingerie modeling…not this bullshit acting a fool shit she’s released…distracting us from the fact that she’s a bikini and lingerie model…see cuz when she’s in a bikini , in lingerie…..I find it hard to stay interested in this shit….seriously…I think I need a nap.
Posted in:Doutzen Kroes
2011
10
May
I don’t know when these pictures were taken, I just know they are of Mom Doutzen Kroes in a bikini, so that by default means it doesn’t matter, not cuz I think the bitch in a bikini is always a win, but because I think mom’s in bikinis, even hot model moms with big tits who are paid to be in bikinis suck, you know with the whole shredded vagina shit but bikini pictures are bikini pictures and here are some bikini pictures.
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Posted in:Doutzen Kroes
2011
25
Mar
Here are some pictures of Doutzen Kroes showing off the shittiest fashion accessories of all time, a baby stroller. Shit.
Bitch had a good thing going for her, why did she go and ruin it with some sperm that she’ll probably be breaking up with down the line anyway, making her ask if it was really worth it or not…more importantly making her convince hereself that is was the right decision that should wouldn’t trade for anything, not even her model body back, cuz without conincing herself of that she’d have no choice but to kill herself…. FOLLOW ME
Posted in:Doutzen Kroes
2010
26
Nov
I was drinking Vodka til 7 am. I am a disaster. But not as much of a disaster as Doutzen Kroes pussy is going to be in a few months….
It’s always such a stupid decision when a model, especially a lingerie model jumps the soaking her uterus with semen….she should have thought it out….
I give thanks for the hangover….
Posted in:Doutzen Kroes
2010
22
Sep
I assume some of you like jerking off to faces. You get to visualize cumming all over them. So this should be a nice change of pace from the regular porn pussy you get off to. You know the haggard, hard faces that look like they are peeling off. The acne scars and meth scabs they try to cover up with cheap make-up.
So what better way to tap into that fetish than to use these close-ups of Victoria’s Secret Doutzen Kroes looking pretty fucking nice to look at…
Not to mention you can see her topless ass in a g-string, which is more my thing, since when I look at bitches, I never even notice their faces..
Posted in:Doutzen Kroes
2010
17
Aug
This is a fashion site. Get that into your heads. This is not some waste of space smutty blog written by some hack pervert who just wants girls to send
in nude pictures and who does it by seducing them with his most vile stories…this is a fashion site…Tell Rolex, Crown Royal, Johnny Walker and all other brands that you are rich and you come here to see the latest in the fashion industry….cuz this is a fashion site.
I figure the more I repeat it, the more people will believe it, and the next thing you know I’ll be island hopping instead of dive bar hopping.
Here’s Doutzen Kroes in too much clothes in Flare’s September issue….
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