Doutzen Kroes is a famous bikini model so the Asians decided to recruit her for their own magazines and have her model bikinis for them….you know something she needs to get used to….cuz they are about to take over the fucking world and more importantly, if she doesn’t, they’ll just make a clone of her like they do with designer purses….I know how they are….

I don’t really give a fuck that she’s doing this, but I prefer photoshoots that have been retouched to celebrity paparazzi pics – cuz models are better to look at than those better paid cunts….

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Doutzen Kroes has a ridiculously fit body, especially for someone who recently pumped out an interracial baby. It kinda puts things into perspective of just how lazy moms who don’t get paid millions of dollars to be in bikinis and lingerie for big corporations are….you know the kind of bitch who didn’t have a body this good before he got knocked up….only to use being knocked up as an excuse as to why she should no longer work out or say no to the fucking, cake, pasta, donuts, french fries….she’s a mom after all at that’s the hardest job….yeah fucking right…It is a conspiracy of bitches being lazy, tricking men everywhere and forcing them to fuck slop…while fantasizing about fucking hotness….even fucking their woman before she let herself go…

But in defense of the lazy moms everywhere, there is no telling what kind of mangled destroyed mess Doutzen Kroes is packing in those bikini bottoms, but for some reason, I don’t think it matters……this body allows you to ignore ravaged, accidented cunt.

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Bikini model Doutzen Kroes, who is married to some black dude who she got knocked up by before marrying, is in her bikini….and I know some of you may be disgusted about the whole interracial shit, cuz that’s just the kind of crown I attract, but for some reason, probably cuz I fuck hookers, I never really cared if a bitch I am fucking has fucked a black dude, I’ll eat that shit out like she didn’t….I’m not white trash like that…. and I sure as hell don’t care if some lingerie model in her bikini on the beach fucked a black dude…what I do care about is why she bothered having the baby….I don’t get women and their need to reproduce…just chill the fuck out on the uterus….don’t they see how horrible it is when they see families in parks and restaurants and wherever the fuck kids drag their parents like the little leeches they are….I mean it’s pretty fucking obvious….not as obvious as the fact that Doutzen has a beat the fuck up vagina, cuz she’s got it all wrapped up in a bathing suit and here are the pics

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Here’s some Doutzen Kroes putting a pic up on twitter of some Victoria Secret photoshoot bullshit that bores me because Victoria’s Secret sucks, has no real concept, and bores me since it is all the fucking same all the fucking time…what I do like about it are the models who are part of the shit because they are hot bodied and hat’s really what matters in life….I mean her hard stomach looks like I could chip a fucking tooth, if I still had my teeth on it, that to me is something all girls should have, that doughy fucking sloppy stomach shit is for moms and fat chicks and not for me…so do your fucking sit ups girls…one day you too can be a Victoria’s Secret model, or worst case, a body that will make dudes happy to fuck…which should be every girl’s ambition.

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I don’t really get this baby trend….especially not for these lingerie supermodels…it’s like they’ve all gone and done it…including Gisele and she wasn’t even born with a Vagina….we’re talking Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Miranda Kerr, the whole fucking roster of these money making bodies who sold their soul, pretending they have the best gig in the business, because if they say they don’t, their family back home gets killed off, because really these models are the most exploited….there’s a 9 billion dollar empire riding on their tits….

Babies fucking suck and more importantly they ruin women…and if your gig is being half naked…maybe you should stick to fucking adopting…even if you bounce back looking this good…that’s not the point…cuz we don’t know what deflated testicle mess you’re hiding in your shorts….and more importantly…now all our fucking Doutzen fantasies involve her lactating….into a babies mouth cuz she’s too busy, tired, in love and baby obessessed to lactate in our mouths….

Nothing good comes from pregnancy….I came from pregnancy….case in point

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