I guess this isn’t really cross dressing, I mean this would be considered dabbling on the fence of cross dressing when living out a tranny cross dresser fantasy with your fat wife of 30 years, trying to sice it up, cuz you se she’s showin’ leg, and titty and glimpses of her awesome bikini model body…but when she’s not half naked in pictures, you know when she puts the pants and sweaters on, I get confused and assume she’s hiding testicles. I’m weird like that….but I am not too weird to acknowledge that Doutzen Kroes is a real babe…she should look into becoming a model….I bet it would really work out for her…..

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These shoots are always the fucking same…but you know what…they work…cuz I’m still looking at them, talking about them, even though the models in the shit don’t fucking matter…despite how hard they market them into being celebrities….they are interchangeable…but still awesome half naked……

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Doutzen Kroes is a hot, thick bodied party slut who married the DJ cuz everyone loves the DJ especially when he headlines all he best parties in Ibiza, or whatever th fuck her black husband and baby daddy works, or wherever the fuck they met, exchanged numbers and he worked her harder than he ever worked any DJ Slut groupie wasted and asking him to play the latest Call me maybe….or at least hard enough to get her pregnant…so that she married him and didn’t abort his kid allowing him to tell all his friends that he fucks top level international lingerie models and not just local models they fuck…cuz girls fucking love DJs….now more than ever…to the point where I think I should become an international DJ cuz I like parties, travel, women, money and drugs enough to embrace the lifestyle….but lucky for you party people, I’m lazy and into self destructing.

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Doutzen Kroes is the biggest DJ Whore of them all…partially because she’s a massive human being a model and all, you know cuz Models are always pushing 6 feet and broad…but mainly cuz she married some black DJ and had his baby, that she luckily bounced back from, with a rockin, ripped body, that usually doesnt happen to normal woman cuz they throw their sex appeal away, while she knows she has to maintain the shit, otherwise homie will just knock up other models while she’s at home eating ice cream…..but more importantly…that Victoria’s Secret will fire her cuz they don’t like fat chicks…which is a good thing for me…but in this Politically Correct, Bully Free World….that shit is unacceptable and I should recruit a fat chick coalition publicity stunt….lingerie is for fat people too….brought to you by DrunkenStepfather….the site who hates fat people but loves going up against big business….for press….kinda thing…

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I figure today is a good day to revisit the days we used to jerk off to Victoria’s Secret catalogs, you know afer signing up to them with fake girl names, back before the internet existed, because the caliber and concept behind the catalog shots is like a fucking time warp, even if the models have changed….and I guess I am thinking about old masturbation memories because it was a simpler time when busting nut came without digging deep into dirty places that are borderline criminal places thanks to being desensitized as shit….

Doutzen Kroes…is pretty alright…..

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Based on how boring these pics are of a girl who is as willing to get naked or half naked for modeling….as she is for black DJs she lets cum inside her to make babies….I can only assume they are for Victoria’s Secret, where nipples and sheer panties are not Christian enough for their bottom line sales, because nipples and sheer panties are for harlots and heathens….

Boring because they are catalog shots and haven’t been modernized since the 80s, I guess if you make a billion dollars and have a brand bigger than Christ, you don’t bother fucking with that….but the whole thing annoys me…as much as half naked model can be….

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Doutzen Kroes is a black DJ cockloving, interracial baby making vagina who gets paid a lot of fucking money to be in half naked for brands like Victoria’s Secret, I follow her on instagram, at least I did before mocking her babies little black hand reaching for fruit like he was working a plantation, not cuz I’m a racist, but because I like to address the plight of the black man through jokes…I am an insensitive bastard and maybe I’d feel more sorry about it if black guys weren’t fucking supermodels….or weren’t the president of the USA….of weren’t driving around in 500,000 dollar cars all hip hop….al the fucking time…

Either way, here she is on the beach…not doing the model thing….even though she’s probably putting about the same amount of effort into this as she does in her modeling….

Good.

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