Dove Cameron is some very famous Disney kid who is all damaged thanks to her dad’s suicide and the whole being sold to an industyr that is EVIL and destroys lives, but it’s all so Glamourous, I mean what’s a little destroying of a soul when you can be all famous and shit…right…that people who you don’t give a fuck about giving a fuck about you is not as anxiety inducing as it sounds…..even though it FUCKING should be…I mean it’s probably a substantially better life not being known by basically anyone but these people are conditioned to think it’s better the other way cuz you make more money that way….anyway, all nonsens….

HOWEVER, Dover Cameron who looks like she’s a porn chick, has done a softcore dive into the slutty nude selfie, but posting up a pic of her nude body’s shadow, where you can see how perky her tit is, assuming it is her tit, in some new obscure, even creepy kind of nude….SHADOW porn…like SHADOW boxing…only you look like less of an asshole doing it…plus more people have jerked off to the shadow nudes than shadow boxing….but those who have jerked off to their shadow boxing, back lighting themselves, probably appreciate that their distorted dick shadow from the right angle looks like an actual penis and not a big clitoris they are used to…I mean you’ve all gone outside on sunny days and your shadow makes you look like you’re 8 feet tall…same thing but for dicks…

What I am getting at is this subtle instagram whoring through shadows is what campground shadow puppet show dreams are made of….I wonder what her asshole’s shadow looks like and if her asshole sees it’s own shadow does winter last 12 more months????

Maybe this is just that, Groundhog Day fetish content…you know keeping the nudes thematic…since Groundhog’s day is in a week or two….or maybe it’s a way to show tit without getting dropped by your label…agents…etc as they try to clean up the internet because it’s gone too PORNY…

I don’t have the answers, because I don’t even know what I just rambled on about…and I barely know who DOVE CAMERON is.

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I only know two things about this Dove Cameron girl, the first is that she’s a child star who was sold off to the industry and the second is that she’s got mental disorders and is on suicide watch thanks to her dad killing himself and her thinking it is genetic…he killed himself for being a closet gay living a double life…while she’ll kill herself for being some stage parented kid who had her childhood ripped from her because she was thrown into the competitive world of child stardom….where the pressure is always….high stress reaps big rewards so you and your family can be rich by 18, only to find out your family spent all you damn money on the house downpayment not in your name…remember Dana Plato, me neither, but she’s the poster girl for this shit….

I don’t know if this is her suicide outfit, but that would be dark if it was, but I do know she’s done a lot of work on her face with those inejctions like all the other girls who don’t realize we need those laugh lines to fill with our own serum…you know if you use that filler shit, where are we to fill….not that ya’ll will ever cum on Dove Cameron’s face but that doesn’t mean you can’t work through scenarios in which you could cum on her face…I mean they make you do all those dramatizations in First Aid training…why not in jerking off to celebs in slutty dresses…right…

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Dove Cameron does Pole Dance and it’s not that exciting to me.

I was never really into pole dancing, when I’d go to the strippers I didn’t need to see some acrobatic shit, or some cirque du soliel shit…since half the strippers were Circus School drop outs in these parts…it’s the home of cirque du soleil and not all girls can be in the circus…the spillover ends up on the pole…

So since I’ve never been into pole dancing, despite having spent way too much time in stripclubs, in the late 90s and early 2000s I’d go to the same strip club 2 sometimes three times in a day…..for late lunch free buffet…for late dinner pre drink…for the last hour and a half of the night….and when I did that I didn’t get any fucking respect from any of the strippers, if anything they thought I was a mooch fuck who realized I could get 2 hot meals for 2-3 dollar cover charge.

Anyway, when the whole suburban pole dance thing happened for bored housewives to find their inner slut, I knew it’d be a hit because women have historically been jealous and judgy of strippers because they knew at their core they wanted men to jerk off to them and not some other bitch…and that whole thing, even with the social media videos wasn’t hot to me….even when they were in their skimpy stripper outfits…

So seeing some Disney Kid we all know will never be a stripper, doesn’t really give me stripper fantasies, since I don’t have stripper fantasies…it’s the non strippers that you gotta fantasize about because they don’t charge 10 dollars a dance…and sure Dove Cameron is a non stripper, but her selfies have been sluttier than this, so maybe just stick to crotch shots and hard nipple pics…this integrating dance into the whole thing is just dumb.

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Dove Cameron is a famous Disney Kid who has taken on instagram and in taking on instagram she’s basically totally jacked up her face so hard with the face injections, fillers, and botox, turning into some sort of sex doll looking, Augmented Reality, maybe Artifical Intelligence sex bot set to rip your dick off if you get too close…

That face isn’t natural and that’s too bad…because I get the compulsion to jack your face up to look like some bloated porn chick found dead in a ditch after a bad date with a creepy psycho fan…all bloated and shit…and I know tht everyone is hopping on the trend because they are all follower fucks who confuse monster Kardashians as being the look everyone wants…which would be the equivalent of a fat girl getting popular in High School and all the chicks deciding to get fat to keep up with the trends…you know…something that makes no sense, but to be hotter on social media is the dream and I guess they think it is attainable with a series of 400-600 dollar shots…

I think it’s too bad that someone who was already on TV, and had a fan base, hated herself as much as she does to jack herself up, but she was sold to the industry young, her dad did commit suicide for being a closeted homo, and she’s clearly all kinds of fucked up…just not fucked up enough for her plastic ass to post videos of her getting fucked which is really what we all want to see.

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Dove Cameron is some Disney kid who has mangled the fuck out of her face because these younger people are fucking nuts…with body dysmorphia…all broken thanks to the family selling her off to Disney….and I just read that her dad killed himself for being gay which would also fuck a girl up….but the face injections are just crazy…

It’s one of those “Group Thought” manipulation of the minds of the masses that have no rational reasoning, but that are strictly created by mass-accepted trends….that speak to these idiots on their emotional levels….so they just go with it…

It’s the reason pop music exists, trends exist, just the average person can’t be a leader and needs to follow the crowd, whether they believe in what they are doing or not at their core, they don’t look too deep into it…they just find comfort in being like everyone else I guess…

So things like face injections at 18 are the norm, people go overboard with it because they are trying to get this instagram filter look in everyday life, and even girls like Dove Cameron who I don’t even know what she looked like before she was on TV, but wasn’t too ugly to be on TV, so

So there’s that…a girl who thought she was ugly and listened to the haters so she mangled the face like some identity crisis…I don’t know what this shoot is for, but there’s some leg in it…to divert from whatever she did to that face.

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Despite popular belief, Dove Cameron is not Cameron Diaz’s daughter, but she’s old enough to be….

She is however a Disney kid who got access to her Disney money and decided to spend some of it on some face injections to destroy herself, as these 18 year old girls do….you know look like a Kardashian/Jenner/Muppet….because being on TV and having fans jacking off to you all your life, despite the legality of that being questionable, the media puts you out there, and the people consuming the media in the privacy of their own homes can be as weird as they want to be….

Either way, she’s been around for 13 years and is only 24….but looks like a 40 year old stripper trying to transition into a sex doll, because her generation is all about outrage and transitioning…this bitch even puts her pronouns in her Instagram bio, which in the event you didn’t know is the lamest shit a person can do….especially since she looks like a text book version of a “sex object”….self produced self object…but wants you to all be sure that despite all the plastic she’s not actually trans….maybe…I mean who knows, she’s wet, probably best to keep her cool so that her face doesn’t melt off.

These idiots are fucking distorted, demented, weirdness….but she’s still a celebrity trying to be hot so stare….

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Dove Cameron who I prefer to call Dove Cambidextrous because you can jerk off to her shameless self promotion with both your hands….is some face filled freak destroyed by Disney.

Along with face fillers, the 24 year old has won a Daytime Emmy for her performance on some Disney Show called Liv and Maddie…and she’s also on some other show called the Descendents, which is not about the punk band….Milo Went to College the Musical….it’s probably some other Disney produced smut to brain wash the youth..

Like all Disney Kids at 24, she’s overly sexualized….and a multi-talented actor, singer and dancer…so along with shitty acting gigs, she’s also got a singing career for her millions of brain washed fans and perverts who follow her because she’s overly sexualized.

She’s a puppet, like all these other puppets and here are her titties…kinda…

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Dove Cameron is kissing her cat in a wife beater and when a cat is in a photo or video, there is no other option but to refer to it as a pussy.

Trust me, I’ve rolled my eyes on countless lame sites making the “pussy” reference, but have found myself in the same situation doing the same thing, rolling my eyes when doing it, in a “I can’t believer I’m making a pussy reference because the girl is with her cat”…but the forces that be, maybe some mind control shit, that reminds us all that we are just puppets….make me do it against my will…

That said, here’s Dove Cameron, Disney Kid with a mangled botox and face injected face who probably wasn’t even that bad before the body dysmorphia destroyed her….but that she destroyed regardless trying to look like a fucking snapchat / ig filter…

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Dove Cameron is apparently very jacked the fuck up at 24 from all the face injections, so in person she looks like shit, but in instagram pics, she looks better than when she was her natural self. So an example of a hot chick destroying herself to become a hot chick on instagram, even though hot chicks on instagram are basically muppets.

Either way, she’s sexualizing herself like she was at one of her Disney Auditions as a teen, making me think sexualizing herself is all she knows. The reality is that I feel bad for these kids, even when they are in their 20s, because I know they are almost all victims of sexual assault but the garbage executives in Hollywood who think they are untouchable.

The parents have a dream for their kid, because fame is coveted, so they send their kids into very weird situations to fulfill that dream….at the expense of their kids.

So this is probably here pulling down her pants like she did when Disney first cast her for their Liv and Maddie show you perverts know her from.

I know Hollywood is a twisted Pedo mess and those are the real fucking predators. Weinstein fucking some groupies whores ain’t shit on the abused kids.

I stand with FELDMAN.

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