2010
23
Nov
I don’t know when these pics were taken….I don’t even know if you can see her wizard twat…I just know that if you are into her…than you probably do because Emma Watson fans are fucking weirdos who are a little too into things – if you know what I mean….
And if you don’t – watch this video….
Posted in:Emma Watson
2010
12
Nov
I would have posted these pictures if she was wearing a fucking snow suit. Not because I like Emma Watson or think she’s hot, but because you do. See this is my scam to get people to the site cuz I know that there are millions of Harry Potter fans, who have been obsessed with the shit since the first movie, and who live and breathe the shit in anticipation for the sequels, making a lot of people fucking rich. I also know that those same perverts pretty much watched Emma Watson grow up, thinking “she’s gonna be hot when she’s older” to justify the fact that they were jerking off to a 12 year old and they still haven’t stopped cuz that loyalty justifies the dirty things they did to themselves while watching a little kid in action….the beauty of the Sci-fi and Fantasy club is the loyalty those motherfuckers have to the things their socially awkward, nerdy asses find cool.
So here she is for the nerds…
Posted in:Emma Watson
2010
03
Nov
Emma Watson is on the cover of Vogue UK. She also has a photoshoot spread with a bunch of boring pictures of her even if there may be a little panty in one… and I am only posting them because I know that 95 percent of my readers have a serious love for wizards and young girls…..it’s two of their favorite things….
I guess it has a lot to do with only feeling accepted in the sci-fi/fantasy club at college, cuz you’re that kind of virgin….coupled with looking for girls who seemingly have the same level of sexual prowess as you….cuz they are 13….and a deep rooted love for all things Harry Potter…mainly the only girl on Harry Potter cuz Jerking off to Harry Potter would make you kinda gay….
Making Emma Watson and her Harry Potter shit like a god to you…so these pics must blow your socially awkward ass the fuck away….
So I’m doing this for you…cuz I am your best friend.
Posted in:Emma Watson
2010
27
May
Harry Potter always makes me feel uncomfortable because I know more adult men were into the series than little kids…and I know in watching the first show that those adult men were thinking about how excited they will be the day Emma Watson turns 18 so that their virgin loser sexual fantasies about wizard pussy doesn’t break any kiddie porn laws…..watching and waiting….movie release after ovie release….and many awkward discussions with their friends on their virgin loser geek message boards about when they can look at her and jerk off…and I’m pretty sure that time has come and gone, but here are some pics of her legs in a car, in a dress that you can’t look up, but I have faith in your computer skills and ability to do a 3D model of this to use for your special alone time…which is a lot more humilating than regular alone time, which is all the time. I just hope no virgin geeks were killed in the process of posting these pictures…I know how crazy legs can drive a motherfucker who has never fucked before…
Pics via Pac
Posted in:Emma Watson|Harry Potter|Legs
2009
08
Jul
I feel kinda bad posting these pictures of Emma Watson because I know that some motherfucker who has been on World of Warcraft the last 48 hours, drinking redbull and smoking cigarettes to stay awake because he’s on a fuckin’ roll is gonna click the link somewhere and have a fuckin’ heart attack, because his body is already straining and this Harry Potter shit is just too much for his virgin organs to take. You know seeing her flash her legal panties is like the day you realize that you can finally snap off creeper pictures of the neighbor you’ve been watching grow over the years, from training bra to c-cup, tanning on her porch, instead of jerking off to the memory of it, cuz no one likes Kiddie Porn lawsuits.
Posted in:Emma Watson|Panty
2009
05
Jun
The only reason I am posting this is because we’ve all watched her grow up and I know that whenever I catch myself checking out a girl I knew when she was 10, I feel nice and fucking creepy but not as creepy as you the first time you watched the Harry Potter movies and you thought about how hot she’s going to look after puberty hit or at least that’s what you told yourself to justify why you were jerking off to a 12 year old wizard to make things less fucking creepy, motherfucker
Well it turns out that she’s not all that hot and her see through fetish dresss isn’t even see through, but the post is done, I can’t turn back now.
Posted in:Emma Watson|Mesh
2008
21
Apr
Emma Watson turned 18 this weekend and she wore sheer panties to celebrate being legal, because you know that before this weekend there was no way bitch was letting dudes explore her vagina. The fact that she’s got bush is a nice change of pace because I was under the impression that all teenage girls these days were so influenced by porn and Paris Hilton that they didn’t believe in bush, but did believe in brazilian bikini waxes. I guess this Emma Watson bitch is from England and they do things differently there.
I am posting this because I have a feeling half of my 5 readers think they are wizards and dress up in capes and meet up with their other wizard friends on the weekend to cast spells on each other and do other weird shit because girls don’t talk to them and since Harry Potter is probably your instruction booklet, I figured these come in handy when you cast a spell on your penis and turn it into a fire spitting dragon, at least that’s what you pretend it is when it’s cumming all over you because it makes masturbating more relevant to your cause.
Posted in:Bush|Emma Watson|Panties|Sheer
2007
10
Jul
I never really watched any Harry Potter movies because they remind me of virgin dudes who sit at home and dress up like wizards while playing Dungeons and Dragons on the newest videogame system that they bought with birthday money from their grandmother, but I have heard of this 17 year old named Emma Watson and her friend Maria Menounous from Entertainment Tonight or wherever the fuck she’s from and here they are shopping together.
Either way, it’s nice to see friends come together for the sake of landing an interview in attempts to promote a movie that is about to come out while dressing the British girl in Sex Pistol and Union Jack shirts because that’s what the people want to see. I am all about fake friends and pretending to love people I hate for the sake of keeping up appearances because that’s what fake friends are for…
Posted in:Emma Watson|Maria Menounos|Shopping|Unsorted