Victoria’s Secret is doing sportswear now…Sure I prefer seeing bitches in their bikinis and lingerie…but sports gear is a close third…provided the bitch in the sports gear is fit and not someone who is in desperate need for sports gear…..

These bitches are fit, and I’d watch them in spandex doing squats all day…hell this is the reason I’d go to gyms, but unfortunately everyone knows models don’t go to gyms, they just do coke and starvation….

I’m not getting paid to post this but I should be….even though this billion dollar corporation I think is the devil does bring me bitches like this and I guess that’s good enough…

Here’s the campaign…

Here’s some bootleg looking backyard fashion show….showing off their new line…that I am posting cuz it is funny…

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The problem I have with Victoria’s Secret is that the women never have nipples. How can I get off to a bitch’s body if her nipples aren’t hard…it makes me feel like the photoshopped person I am looking at isn’t human…and although getting off to something that isn’t human wouldn’t be a first for me, it doesn’t mean it’s something I like or that I’m not ashamed of.. Pocket Pussy, I’m talking to you…

The other problem I have with Victoria’s Secret is that their pics are always the boring fucking same. I get the whole hot chick in underwear thing, but I’d appreciate a little creativity to show off these bathing suits. Slut it up a little motherfuckers, this isn’t the Sears catalog…seriously…

No nipple, no bush, no pussy definition, photoshopped women who don’t need to be photoshopped, in boring poses and boring settings makes me cry on the inside…but at least the girls are ridiculously hot…cuz that shit will save any crisis….war….natural disaster…etc. FOLLOW ME

I guess their new catalog dropped…cuz here’s Erin Heatherton…

And more importantly, here’s Candice Swanepoel….

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