Since the Victoria’s Secret catalog was dropped today….all their model babe pics have hit the internet in a strategic “generate buzz so that when men need to buy a last minute Valentine’s Day gift, they do it at Victoria’s Secret….cuz men like jerking off on sexy, made in China or Indonesia sweatshop laces and silks…probably not because of the little underage sweatshop hands that make it…but because it is aspirational…it brings hope that our dumpy wives look a little hotter than they normally do in the flannel pajamas…at least for one night a year…that we hope ends in a blowjob….it never does..but we are all allowed to dream.

Here’s Erin Heatherton….a vagina Leonardo DiCaprio has cum inside….doing it better than any girl you get with.

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I used to hate on Erin Heatherton….calling her weird looking…saying she was nothing more than overhyped Victoria’s Secret PR bullshit…but looking at her toned stomach…I’ve changed my mind…and this she’s fantastic enough for me to write love songs…or at least love poems to….I’m talking romantic throwing a message in a bottle and dropping it in the river hoping to washes ashore at one of her St Barts shoot at the Victoria’s Secret compound….beause after looking at her half today…I believe in love…and humanity…and making her my Valentine…til the end of time…..that or I’ll try to get a boner to these pics…whichever comes first…

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Every once in a while someone talented in one business decides to cross over into another…and ruin whatever credibility she built up in one….by failing at the other…instead of sticking with what she’s good at….this is like Lohan the actor releasing music….Jordan the basketball player taking up baseball…only the bikini model…turned non-bikini model version….and it’s safe to say “send this body back to where she came from”….not that trashy low level photoshoots with fake autographs on them aren’t a step up from getting paid millions to barely cover her vagina…oh right…yeah they totally aren’t a step up from what we are used to….bummer.

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Erin Heatherton is some low level ex girlfriend of Leonardo DiCaprio, Victoria’s Secret model they are pushing hard, who is now being spied on my the paparazzi, like it isn’t totally staged by Victoria’s Secret to increase her stock, but what they should be doing is releasing their sex tape, cuz all I care about is seeing girls get penetrated…..but I don’t mind being reminded of my amazing peeping tom that isn’t official peeping tom cuz I was never arrested for it…even if I broke my leg because of it….past….cuz a topless chick or a changing chick is sometimes better from a tree branch….unfortunately this birds got her top on….

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Victoria’s Secret Model Erin Heatherton is in St Barths…as all the models were the past 10 days…because I guess the billionaire who owns Victoria’s Secret has a compound they all stay at…..and to everyone’s surprise…she modeled bikinis…because it is her fucking job and that is what she does…

I kinda wish the cafeteria lady, or the fat bitchy waitress at the diner, or the evil government worker at the welfare office had this much support, or excitement around showing up to their shitty fucking jobs…..but that just isn’t the world we live in….now is it…

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My man Leonardo DiCaprio’s hired new model pussy Erin Heatherton…the new star of Victoria’s Secret…cuz her body is fucking amazing…and her klout score probably high…thanks to having had A-Lister cock in her….when he can have his A-Lister cock in anything…and probably was putting his A-Lister cock in anything while putting his A-Lister cock in her and pretending they were exclusive cuz he was paid by Victoria’s Secret to help market their girls….and cuz girls like A-Lister’s giving them attention and let A-Listers do whatever they want as to not ruin what they have with the A-Lister….cuz A-Lister cock…comes all kind of perks…and I’m not talking about the probable STDs…I’m talking the A-Lister life of fucking luxury….

The story is they broke up….but the good news is that this Erin Heatherton is now an A-List model and can get all those perks on her fucking own….not to mention she can lure more A-Lister cock in…cuz she played this shit right…I appreciate her hustle….

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Erin Heatherton may not be a hooker, she’s a model and that’s different…she is just on payroll to get naked or half naked for a company….and the company only strongly encourages she fuck the “Important” clients who give the brand a high profile…you know the A-Listers like Leonardo DiCaprio who are constantly sticking their dick in their roster of talent….

It helps the brand image and helps make these hot little half naked girls seem more important than they are….you know arm candy to the stars..the dream of every escort….even though this escort agency is totally legal…and free….and convenient for the A-Listers they set up with these amazing girls….

I dig it…and here’s a little same fucking format, pretty much same fucking lingerie, with an interchangeable hot girl that Leonardo DiCaprio fucks.

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Erin Heatherton is Leonardo DiCaprio’s official model he fucks….because I assume being Leonardo DiCaprio and aware of what dating him does for a model’s career and probably paid by Victoria’s Secret to help launch their new stars into the limelight….as if they are just an escort agency to the stars…which they probably are….he is probably down to fuck whoever he wants….

I personally don’t think she’s all that great to look at….her ass isn’t substantial and compared to Candice Swanepoel she’s feces….and I know what you’re thinking, that I am only saying that cuz Erin Heatheron is really Erin Bubley….a jewish girl from Illinois….but I am not Anti-Semetic and either is DiCaprio since all his girlfriends are jewish….you see I believe we are all God’s Children and all religions have babes and busted up, broken down, gremlin monsters with vaginas…..not that she’s a gremlin, but she is a lot of hype and here she is in a bikini…Victoria’s Secret is pushing this one hard…and here she is in another bikini for her Miami shoot…

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