2009
21
Jul
I guess Eva Mendes is a fag hag or in Europe, because she’s here on some yacht with a bunch of men who have to be gay…or European.
I don’t have anything else to say about this. I could go on a rant about pretending you are gay to get women naked , or on your boat in some shit you’d expect to see the slut on “The Golden Girls” to be wearing in her Florida home, but why fuckin’ bother, all you want to do is look at the pictures anyway…
Posted in:Boat|Eva Mendes|Men
2009
08
Jul
I haven’t been seeing all that many summer dresses this year. For some reason girls are more into high-waisted jean shorts that make their asses look flat and long, but luckily I was standing out in an unexpected rain shower the other day as I tend to do anytime I wake up and it is sunny out and I notice clouds rollin over cuz I know unexpected rain showers means unprepared people with no umbrellas and white clothing and some young tight bodied girl happened to be wearing a white dress that was soaked right thru and the only sad thing about the whole thing was that she was wearing underwear because I was curious about how she maintained her bush.
Not that that has anything to do with Eva Mendes, but really who the fuck is Eva Mendes anyway, do people care about her or what she does or what she is up to or pretty much anything about her life? I’m gonna go with no.
Posted in:Dress|Eva Mendes|Summer
2008
08
May
Eva Mendes did some hot photoshoot for some European Vogue and it reminds me of all the vintage porn I used to jerk off to because there was just something amazing about getting down to a woman in frilly lingerie in the 1950s while knowin’ she was either pissin’ herself in an old folks home, knitting a scarf for her church group or was dead, all while I came all over myself to her pics…
Posted in:Eva Mendes|Nipples|Vogue
2007
13
Jul
I still don’t remember what Eva Mendes is famous for, not saying she doesn’t deserve it, but I really can’t remember and I am to lazy to google it. At this point, I don’t even care because my computer is fucking up today, I’m behind on all my work and none of the stars seem to be out in bikinis today. Is it cold in LA or something? It’s humid as hell here in my apartment which really isn’t helping my situation at all.
Maybe it’s cause I’m only 18 or maybe just cause I’m a chick but I will almost always choose the cute girl over the super “sexy� chick, hands down. I think cute and pretty is way harder to pull off then sexpot bombshell. Don’t get me wrong, I think there’s a place for both types of women, and I think for men especially (and you guys can correct me if I am wrong) the two actually serve a really purpose.
I guess what I’m trying to say is, it’s easy for most girls to get a glance with implants, a short skirt and stiletto heels, whereas pulling off the cute thing is a little tougher, cause you have to look like you aren’t trying. The difference between the two in the end, is one that you want to fuck the shit out of in a dirty bathroom stall in a grimy bar and the other you want to take home to meet mom. Eva Mendes is the latter.
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