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Archive for the Fatty Category

2023

23

Aug

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

There are two kinds of fat chicks….the kind who squirrel away and live their mousy little lives with their books, their knitting, their cats, their midnight snacks that no one can judge them for because no one cares enough to be there, to intervene, to help motivate them to lose weight, if anything they just stay the fuck away and allow them to have their lonely, sad, depressing existence….with no real motivation to get their life together, to drop the weight, or to improve the misery they find comfortable in its mediocrity…

The other kind of fat person is the bigger than life, life of the party, big personality who knows that everyone is looking at their freakish size, so they bring a personality as big to the table with their big size, because they don’t get enough attention being big….it’s the outgoing fatty, who likely fucks dudes on the regular because they don’t think they are fat, or they own being fat, and they likely get naked on the internet…

I prefer the fatties who live in the prison they built for themselves, a CELLBLOCK of shame, but the extrovert fatties still have tits, oftentimes scary tits, and tits are always worth looking at, even if it is for a cultural analysis for your PhD in NUDES….

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2023

18

Aug

Weight Watcher Wednesday on a Friday of the Day

I’ve been lazy as shit this week, which I figure is some character actor’s approach to their subject, which in this case is the plight of the fat chick, not the flight of the fat chick, because the flight of the fat chick is terrifying for the poor bastard sitting next to her on the plane, or for the small plane pilot loading her into his plane like she’s Aaliyah’s luggage in the Bahamas, before plummeting from the heavens their untimely deaths…not the fat chick cares, seeing as she’s already ready for that untimely death..

So in preparation of this post, I have eaten some cake to get my blood sugar all wonky, I’ve been lazy as shit staring at the fucking screen all day, doing some online shopping in hopes it triggers some happiness while being so miserable, just not as happy as eating that cake, until after eating the cake, only to scroll on social media and leave mean comments on skinny girl’s profiles…

You see fat-chicking is a way of life.

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2023

09

Aug

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

No Fat Chicks Allowed….

That’s really not the general consensus of the fat world we live in, but I am old, old fashioned and a firm believer in the days of bullying fat chicks into hating themselves, having no self esteem, allowing you to entrap them for sex on request whenever you’re bored of jerking off, to which they eagerly comply because people, when put through abuse, made to feel like dog shit, useless and disgusting are easy to manipulate into sex, assuming you don’t find fucking fatties repulsive as fuck, so repulsing you’d rather jack off…unless of course you’re a loser like me who fat chicks, even in their prime of being oppressed and bullied, wouldn’t be caught dead fucking….

Here are some fatties for the chubby chasers….which I guess in this era is all people since the fats are impossible to escape!

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2023

02

Aug

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

We see enough fat chicks in marketing, in ads, in TV and the movies….they keep pushing on us like the untapped demographic marketers neglected and realized when they decided to invite them to the party, these bitches ran with their credit cards out at the pace you’d expect them to run to the free buffet….because they could now dress like hot chicks, while being fat chicks too, and it helped the cosplay of being the hot chick despite being the fat chick….that apparently works, since dudes will fuck anything….and when fat chicks get fucked, they forget they are fat, and instead act like cunty hot chicks….throwing off the whole dynamic of what a fat chick is supposed to be…

So I am a firm believer of NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED…

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2023

26

Jul

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

Here’s a post of fat chicks being slutty, a glitch in the matrix, because that’s supposed to be reserved for behind closed doors while drunk at 3 am, but has somehow migrated into being a fetish thanks to all the perverts out here making fat chicks think they are hot cuz of the whole vagina thing, something they’ll always be able to find someone to stick their dick in, it’s not a fucking accomplishment….

I do this post for exclusivity and to remind you why I have a no fat chicks allowed policy, unless it’s to mock the fat chicks, every other day of the week, because that’s just how I feel…unrealistic body images and the girls who strive for that, rather than OVERLY realistic, but should be unrealistic, because no one should be a fat chick, except for it being so easy to be a fat chick….at least physically, just eat and sit….it’s likely hard mentally, if they weren’t all so brainwashed into thinking it is hot cuz dudes will stick their dick in anything…

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2023

19

Jul

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

No Fat Chicks Allowed, is the general consensus of this site, my life but unfortunately not my marriage, but in my defence, I got involved with a fatty back when they were not coveted, or fetishized, just looked down upon. She was on disability, it was my own kind of sugar baby-ing, when you don’t have much to offer, you sugar baby what you can get, like the girl who fucks for Subway Sandwiches still gets Subway Sandwiches, even though other Sugar Babies get their rent paid and G-Wagons…..it’s a sliding scale….I also thought I was hedging my bets, because she was supposed to die sooner than this, it’s been 30 fucking years and her obesity hasn’t killed her. I feel so lied to…..

But yeah, there’s a time and a place for fatties, and that time and place isn’t here, but we do it for inclusivity, but also to motivate these fatties to get their lives together and hit the gym, stop eating the cake, you’re better than this…

Which is why the meme that reads “Be nice to fat chicks at the gym so they remember you when they get fit” is so important, you can be the nice guy, but you can’t be complicit in their suicide, you have to motivate gently or cyber bully like me, either way, fat isn’t hot, it’s deadly, it’s not normal, it’s self destructive….so this lie that it is hot, cuz we’re all perverts, is detrimental to us all!

Here are those fatties…

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2023

12

Jul

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED….supported by PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE….for inclusivity.

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2023

05

Jul

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED!

You see, this is my internet clubhouse and as far as I’m concerned, I can make the rules that I want to make, since I pay a large fee every month to maintain this internet clubhouse, that may not have any members, definitely no one helping me keep the fucking lights on here, as I collect cans on the fucking street like a crackhead, when I should be running bitches like a pimp, or at least getting you assholes to give me 5 dollars a month as a contribution…but that’s a me problem, not a you problem, and you’re here for your own weird issues, so let me make them weirder with some fat chicks for inclusivity, because you have to accept fat chicks as sexual beings otherwise you’ll get cancelled, your fired from your job, your life ended…all while I get to say No Fat Chicks Allowed, because I don’t find fat chicks sexual beings, even if they’ve got the right equipment for it….

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2023

28

Jun

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

No Fat Chicks allowed….

They push shit like BMI is RACIST…..because the measurement was designed based on white bodies in the 19th century…but also because everything is racist….

The truth is that every fat chick will make any excuse for being fat, besides over eating and being lazy, since that is the reason they are fat….

I know fatties hate being fat, yet they pretend they love it, or it’s an angle, or empowering, especially when it comes to getting naked online, because all you freaks encourage this shit….

I do this post as reminder of what we already know!

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2023

21

Jun

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

I always feel like the Daily Mail is trolling me when they write titles like “Lizzo showing off her illustrious curves”….or People Magazine with their “Lizzo, looking fierce in her hottest pics yet”….because I know they don’t actually mean it, they’re just being sarcastic in a world of autists who don’t understand sarcasm so they run with it….

I’ve been very vocal about hot gross fatties are for the entire time I’ve been updating this site for no one to read….but figured a picture says 1000 words or some shit, where nothing like going through the evidence on how fatties are terrifying, especially now that they sexualize themselves because they are normalized and think they are genuinely hot due to the propaganda fo Daily Mail and Lizzo…..cuz fat aint’ good, it’s a close your eyes and jump on it like it’s bouncy castle when drunk and with limited options….or it’s a wife on disability you land because you know your rent will be covered and you don’t like doing business or being a HUSTLER….or BOSS….but it aint fucking hot…

So I stand by NO FAT CHICKS allowed, while celebrating these WONDERFUL and BEAUTIFUL and AMAZING curves that give me fucking nightmares…

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