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Archive for the Fatty Category

2022

19

Oct

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

NO FAT CHICKS Allowed is my general policy because I am of the school of thought that normalizing obesity is irresponsible and it confuses fat girls who would otherwise fuck you into thinking that they are hotter of more fabulous than they are, you know fucking up the whole dynamic of fat girls hating themselves, by turning them into gay men on hook-up apps…..it’s just weird to me.

But it’s an inclusive time, where you can’t just focus on the hot chicks, but rather give the fat chicks some shine, maybe to encourage them to keep eating so that they die off after slow and chronic illness take their feet, and maybe that’s the way to eliminate the fat gene, just have everyone predisposed to being fat eat themselves to death, leaving the world with hotter, healthier chicks….

So maybe this isn’t normalizing fatties, but encouraging them to keep on eating, so that they die off and we can live amongst hotties…..or maybe all chicks getting naked is a good thing for perverts who need shit to jerk off to and the whole idea of jerking off to hot fit chicks is too narrow visioned and leaves a lot of pussy on the table that if it is left there long enough may collapse said table because it wasn’t designed for all that food.

RIGHT!


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2022

05

Oct

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

This is my post for inclusivity, because there’s nothing funnier than following the narrative and the agenda being pushed on the hive mind normies through the matrix they are dialed into, but following it in a sarcastic way, since the AI can’t detect tone, it can’t detect sarcasm!

So this is my “I’m not a fat shamer” because BIG is Beautiful, WINK WINK!

It’s the “let the fatties do the talking” for us, because they will push MY agenda for me, without me being the asshole pointing and laughing, because the message gets skewed when you’re the asshole pointing and laughing, when all you really need is a brain and images of fatness to know it’s an epidemic!

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Posted in:Fatty

2022

28

Sep

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

No Fat Chicks Allowed

(this is my post for inclusivity and diversity as a self hating fat guy who hates the glorification of obesity now that the world is fat as fuck, because fat is weak, gross, bad genetics, laziness, and never hot, and women thinking that fat is hot or powerful is just indoctrination, propaganda, thanks to lame perverts who can’t get laid hyping them up, when they should feel shame, but instead feel pride, you know society is twisted and confused)

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2022

21

Sep

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

There’s an obesity crisis in America, that puts a strain on both eyes, park benches, clothing, basically the system as a whole, because fat is unhealthy and disgusting, which makes you wonder why is a system that has our best interest in mind allowing fat to be so trendy!

They spent two years pushing their version of health on us, which was in the form of an experimental shot, instead of pushing actual “Put down the fucking donut, starve yourself, start walking bitch”, oh, it’s because they don’t care about health, they want you sick and the best way to keep you sick is to keep you fat, exhausted, lazy, in debt!

Fat is Slavery and they try to present it as normal, or hot, to the point where fat girls are selling nudes like non-fat girls, despite being fat, like we live in an alternate universe that no one should want to live in, luckily there is all kinds of sugary foods out there to make us feed our sads, which I guess how we got in this mess in the first place.

Anyway, here’s some normalized, empowered bodies that think they are beautiful and that you may find beautiful, because you and everyone you know is fat too, it’s all you know!

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Posted in:Fatty

2022

14

Sep

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

Being fat positive and not being a body shamer is a mistake!

I know the media gets mad at Fat Shamers, the person running Britney Spears’ account as Britney Spears just got her cancelled for being a fat shamer, where fat activists wrote comments like “this is not it”, when throwing shade at tank Christina Aguilera’s use of fat dancers to make her look skinny! Amazing, we need more WWE style dis conflict in the 40 year old popstar world, it’s not just for lame ass rappers anymore!

Plus, she’s got a fucking point, X-Tina was this tiny thing with bolt on tits, who got rich, lazy, had a kid or two. and turned into Precious, not a great look! TEAM BRITNEY because her captivity everyone is trying to monetize on, at least her fake wedding guests pushing the Britney narrative, that the true Britney fans aren’t buying, because they think she’s been institutionalized, killed, or at the very least replaced by a body double!

So yeah, these fat girls would need to stand next to REALLY FUCKING fat girls to look skinny, and supporting fatness as a lifestyle, is the same as supporting drug addiction, or sexual offenders, because fat kills, it is sickness, it is premature death, and it’s not SEXY!

I post this to remind you, while pretending to be a Fat Positive motherfucker, inclusive but for all the wrong reasons, sure I’ll post you fatty, not for the fat fetishists but to save the indoctrinated dudes who are being brain washed and convinced they are fat fetishists, now that all chicks are fat, even though in the depth of their soul, they are wondering why this fat bitch is acting like a hot chick, it doesn’t make sense, it’s not how society was built!

Remember, men are apologizing for being men, white people apologizing for being white, straight dudes are fucking men to de-stigmatize gay, or some insanity, or fucking trannies so that they aren’t transphobic, lots of weak people, just way to keen about being suffocated by a big bellied MUFF gut!

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Posted in:Fatty

2022

07

Sep

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

No Fat Chicks Allowed!

Insert your favorite fate joke in the comments!

We need to bring back shame to obesity!

I saw a great meme of a fat fuck girl with a thought bubble that read “Marilyn Monroe was Plus Sized” and I thought “brilliant”, because we’ve all met fat girls who try to convince us they are hot through Marilyn Monroe’s measurements!

This is my inclusivity and empowering post where the objective is to PRETEND to be inclusive, while pushing the whole “fat is fucking gross, starve yourself and do some fitness”!

Fat is not genetic, it’s diet and exercise, just watch any documentaries about famine, where are the fat people starving saying “I’m genetically predisposed to be fat, fat shamer, it’s not my diet or exercise”, dumb fucks!

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Posted in:Fatty

2022

31

Aug

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

This is my inclusivity post, intended to show the hot chicks out there how inclusive and compassionate I am to the fatties playing it up like they are hot chicks, because I know there are plenty of dudes who only know fat chicks, have only had sex with fat chicks, and feel intimidated by hot chicks, I was always one of those people who resisted putting the normies, the girl you’d see at the all you can eat buffet, or Walmart shopping on some sort of pedestal. I didn’t understand when I saw normies, the girl you’d see struggling her way up the escalator at the mall, getting so much hype and fans on the blogs and social media and I was committed to celebrating the hotties, or the brining down the famous chicks who were seen as hotties, but unfortunately, I’ve lost the fight and must conform, but I figure at the very least, sexualizing fat girls midday and not at 3 am at last call with limited options may have the intended purpose to stop normalizing fatties, in a “WHERE ARE THE HOTTIES” kind of way, only problem is low standards man, they ruin EVERYTHING!

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Posted in:Fatty

2022

24

Aug

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

It’s pretty funny to me that this whole fat positive, body positive, don’t fat shame me movement ever happened, since fat people are too fucking lazy to do things like trying to not be fat, but have all the time in the world to try to recondition the world views on obesity, which last I checked, leads to chronic illness and premature death, which is only hot if you’re working a rich fat chick into funding you fucking life, hoping she dies prematurely so you inherit everything, ,which was my strategy with my wife, YET she isn’t rich and hasn’t died after 25 years of waiting, painful, but mainly because she smells terrible.

All these fat fucks believed the covid hype, got the shots, were concerned with their health because they were at risk or some shit, yet they don’t seem to go to the source of the issue, which is the reason they are risk, that is BEING FAT!

It’s fucking idiotic, but yeah, these lazy, tired, sleep apnea, medicated, cat owning motherfuckers totally signed up to this body positivity movement, because they get fucked and want to normalize fats, so the fats can sell nudes! You know, motivated to stay fat, but do thing hot skinny chicks should be doing!

I am a no fat chicks allowed kind of guy, but these bold, big girls, who obviously appeal to some people, because some dudes fucking love fucking big girls, and that’s fine, so this is NOT me shaming them, this is me documenting them, despite not understanding it, since I’m into all girls getting naked regardless of size, I just find it weird they want to get naked when they are of a size, but it’s not about me!

I don’t think I do inclusivity right, I’m terrible at this woke shit!


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Posted in:Fatty

2022

17

Aug

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

No Fat Chicks Allowed, because fat is the mainstream, the majority and we hate all things mainstream in these parts, not to say we didn’t hate fat chicks for being so lazy and disgusting before they accounted for more than 50 percent of the population, but now that they do, now that fitness is a minority and obesity is normalized, it’s far more important to call fat for what it is, gross and not beautiful, lazy and not healthy, deadly and not “you’re not my doctor”.

Shape up bitches, but if you’re into fatties or girls who identify as fatties, which a lot of people do, they do have big tits, here they are, less offensive as they probably used to be, by there are far too many of them out there to turn our backs on, otherwise we won’t get laid, but we can try to make them feel like shit about themselves so that they act like fat girls are supposed to act, totally eager to fuck anyone willing to fuck them, something that ego boosting of dating apps and instagram and the media who wants people fat has tried to ruin by giving them confidence!

Make fat shameful again, or sex lives depend on it.

As a fat man, married to a fat woman, I can legally and with authority call fat people disgusting and shame them. So fuck off.

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Posted in:Fatty

2022

10

Aug

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

Fatties have vaginas too, it just takes more work to find them…

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