It’s Fishnet Friday, which I think was the motivation behind that Rebecca Black song, or even that motivated the whole TGIF movement that ABC cashed in on despite being an expression we all used before they trademarked it! You know, Disney shit…they just didn’t know how big of a deal Fishnet Friday was and it only took me 30 years to really solidify it as the MOST important thing to happen on a Friday besides it being the last day before your weekend…which is probably more inspiring to you than a bunch of bitches in fishnets being hot…

The fact is that the fishnet is the accessible pantyhose, sold in every walmart and drug store, for women to give you that romanticism you need by slipping into sexy lingerie that reminds you of a Playboy shoot or a 1920s french prostitute….because Fishnets have been around forever…thanks to some pervert fisherman with a dream….the SPANX billionaire of his pervert generation…

Either way, anything that girls wear to be sluttier is what you need to stare at to encourage them to keep the slut up…not that we need to encourage them of that, they already know, hence all these fishnet pics!!

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Fishnet Friday may be a preview of your Fishnet Valentine’s Day if you’ve got the right kind of bitch who dresses sexy for you on the most romantic day of the year, that is actually not the most romantic day of the year because it’s some contrived corporate holiday that takes any joy out of a day your wife feels obligated to fuck you…but probably won’t fuck you…because you disgust her…but at least you have porno or girls of the internet catering to your fucking fishnet needs in fishnets…

BUT in an ideal world, you’d have women in your bedroom wearing fishnets for you instead, but since real life has taken a back seat to internet life…let this be your romantic VALENTINES DAY….I am glad I could be a part of it…now what did you get me for Valentines? This one sided relationship makes me feel like a cuck.

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I guess Valentine’s Day is right around the corner and you lonely fucks who aren’t able to find actual women to fuck because you are losers…deserve a little FISHNET STOCKINGS even if your only alternative option to get it would be buying them and modelling them for yourself…you know the gateway to cross dressing is loneliness…and crossdressing is the gateway to tranny…so do youself a favor and either get it over with….or use these girls in fishnets as inspiration, to get that taste of romance you’d get from a fat wife trying to be wild like it’s Halloween, in her fancy french prostitute from the 1800s outfit…for the weird 1800s French role play…you Les Mis masturbating fuck.

POINT BEING…girls are bigger exhibitionist whores than ever and they need any excuse to take a sleazy pic and they need outfits to keep their pics compelling…so fishnets are the win.

Invest in FISHNET stocks they are the next GME!

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While people are making millions of dollars off of obscure internet investments that I missed out on…..because I am here updating pics of random girls in fishnets….who have already uploaded their pics of themselves in fishnets…and who didn’t need me to re-upload their pics over here….but I took it upon myself and did it anyway…because I guess I like investing my time into idiotic shit for you perverts….all 2 of you…

Now the Fishnet is the edgy, romantic, intense hosiery of choice. It’s what a girl wears when she wants to be exceptionally naughty…like she’s acting out a French Whore in the 1800s…and as it turns out…I like it.

I wouldn’t say I have a Fishnet fetish, or really any fetishes…I don’t care about pantyhose, or sniffing feet, or getting pissed on….but when I see a girl being “racy” or attention seeking in lingerie, naked, with her cunt lips in the wind, no fear of them getting chapped, I am happy about it…glad to see it…excited what the world has to bring the weirder and more perverted we fucking get…

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I don’t know if the sexual allure, or the seductiveness of a pair of fishnets is because it taps into our primal instinct of hunter gatherer, you know when we invented fishnets as a species to get food, where I am sure some slutty cavewoman draped those fishnets over her body, ripping a hole in her crotch for her caveman to fuck her….

Maybe it’s a CAPTURE MY FOOD…ultra masculine approach to “TAKE WHAT IS OURS” life…you know pre-METOO….1000s of years before #MeToo, it’s safe to say men would just overpower women, whether they had to trap them, or use nets to capture them, I can’t say for sure, I am not an anthropologist…but I’ll assume they did.

But maybe, we just like fishnets cuz we know the girls posing in fishnets are just being sluts…and we love sluts.

Either way, here’s a bunch of FISHNETS..

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Fishnets are a timeless classic for that evil misogynistic man to be rooked in by the sultry and seductive woman….ready to fuck his wallet and potentially make him fall in love with her before amputating his balls and moving him to the suburbs…

Basically, Fishnets are a timeless classic for sex workers to wear for the men who are paying them and moms trying to get dads to fuck them despite being moms and girls needing slutty content for their instagram….

But I just googled Fishnets to try to get some INSPO for this post and I saw what FISHNET means today:

I like to focus on what fishnets have always meant to me, and here are girls living up to that dream….the better use of fishnets…fishnets used the right way…if you know what I mean….

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I wonder if the pervert who invented fishnet stockings for prostitutes back in the 1800s knew they would be timeless classics….that girls everywhere who aren’t even prostitute would wear them….that High Fashion would make it ok for them to accessorize their Hilary Clinton looking dyke lawyer pant suit with a little racy hosiery….or that everyone on the internet would need outfits and props for their selfies to be the hottest version of themselves because of that whole second life shit is not your first life…

I am sure they didn’t predict that the economy would collapse, that lazy kids weren’t just for the rich and would funnel into all classes, that with inclusivity and diversity and things like sex positivity, they’d all be selling nudes to pay their rent instead of doing something that requires skill, training, effort, or being somewhere at a scheduled time, which is totally disrupting life…

I guess we have a lot to thank the inventor of Fishnet stockings for, because unlike the inventor of TV, Internet, Facebook, etc….he’s not the fucking devil trying to steal your fucking freedoms and life…he just wanted bitches looking their hottest and ready for a solid cocktease….to enhance nudity and to give it layers of mystery …how seductive.

I know I’m glad you can buy fishnets at the drugstore for under 10 dollars…because look at all these bitches in Fishnets.

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Fishnets are a timeless classic hosiery that is as relevant in 2021, because today is 2021, as it was in the 1800s brothels….because for whatever reason, I am sure there’s been studies done on this, mean like women to look like they are caught up in a net and ready to be pulled into the back of their pick-up truck for a good time to be had by all…or maybe, we just like when girls put a little effort into trying to be hot, rather than pulling off their oversized sweatpants, pointing to their cunts and saying, you can stick it in but only for 4 minutes so make it count…

You know what I mean, dressing up for the sole purpose of being “hot” is hot in and of itself..and here’s a round-up of a lot of fishnet girls being hot…even when they’re not.

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It’s about survival out there and one of the much needed tool for your survival…is the Fishnet..

Sure we’re not being thrown into some survivalist TV shows as some random contestants, and we’re not trying to go off grid to survive the apocalypse, we’ve instead chosen to stay home on the internet staring at tits, pussy, random sluts, porn, streaming movies that suck as hollywood scrambles and declines…because no one has attention spans or cares when they can just watch porn…getting fatter with their take out food…not bothering leaving the house cuz of COVID….this is not a society of survival…it’s a bloated and disgusting society of consumption….just catering to their dopamine responses that are triggered by doing degenerate things..as we’ve all lost any sense of morals or values or decency…

All this to say, fishnets, which would be a good item to take on your “WILD ON” or “INTO THE WILD” adventure…you know to catch fish…but instead is being used by sluts of the internet trying to get jerked off to by the perverts who couldn’t survive if they had to…they could hardly survive if UBER EATS crashed for a weekend…..they’d starve to death…forced to eat their own limbs or some shit..and I’m with you…fuck survival, I prefer looking at things I’d fuck in fishnets…

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Fishnet Friday is something for people of all ages to jack off to, because fishnets are as relevant today as they were in 1870….because girls have been slutty, seductresses to either feel better about themselves, earn money, or please their man…it’s an age old, tale as old as time, girls want to be jacked off to…even the uglies…

Here’s some fishnets, romantic and exciting lingerie times…

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