According to some bullshit fashion blogger that knows how to manipulate GOOGLE SEARCH RESULTS so that she comes up as the first google result for fishnets…despite this post clearly being the best fishnet post you’ll see today…but google doesn’t know what’s good, they just know how to manipulate the minds of everyone by manipulating search results…

Anyway, according to this bullshit fashion blogger – fishnets are out of style in 2020. But if If you wear fishnets in 2020, wear them with skirt suits and mini skirts. And no, not with schoolgirl punk mini skirts…..sounds like a girl on girl hate crime….not supporting the right for women to wear what they damn want…but giving them unrealistic outfit goals…because that’s how the internet works…

I also discovered that Fishnet tights have been symbolic of womanliness and female sexuality since their emergence at the turn of the 19th century…thanks to fancy french Lingerie perverts……and that they are stereotypically worn by prostitutes and “naughty girls” that stay out to party and do drugs…those whores…

When I just thought fishnets were invented by a creepy fisherman in Maine after one too many Hot Toddys one cold winter night, where he used his fish net to catch the local fatty, only to realize that he liked that netting effect…you know using that netting fitted with floats and weights or a supporting frame for catching fish…used to catch PUSSY….

Either way, fishnets are more dramatic than regular hosiery so it does feel like your legs have more spark and fishnets are certainly part of a class of clothing that is specifically designed to be sexually appealing and provocative. … They are nominally an article of clothing that covers a part of the body, but it is designed to expose most of the skin beneath it…..

Thanks internet, for sucking…..but not too much that girls aren’t uploading hundreds of slutty pics of themselves…we need them in these dark times…and luckily there are SO many of them.

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In this era of everyone who is not capitalizing off the pandemic, but rather being fired, not getting subsidies the rich are eligible for, scrambling to pay the bills, or even afford eating..fishing is always an option…

There’s nothing more resourceful than seeing a homeless man fishing at the viaduct or water reservoir or sewage treatment plant, you know to get those tasty mutated by the pollution in the water….to survive…so for all them inter-city fisherman….this fishnet friday is for you…and your bravery…and disease that is clearly inside you after eating that homeless man fish…

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It’s Fishnet Friday…the day where you can fantasize about catching hot ass in your net without having to go to jail because the girls are catching themselves in their net…as it’s one of their lingerie or pantyhose options or styles when trying to be sexy, daring, a fetish, etc…you know adding spice to a marriage or to a Fan Account….because fishnets and all their hugging off bodypart glory is hot…

That’s all I have to say about that.

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Fishnets aren’t just for fisherman anymore, I guess anyone care wear them, some better than others, some looking good while others looking like they were caught off the bow and reeled in to everyone’s surprised……webbing fabric gripping onto bodies the most amateur hosiery fetishists would appreciate…while some of those bodies are too fat and look like a ripe banana being pushed through a cheese grater…something I do on weekends…

Either way, girls in fishnets on friday, it’s a weekly feature, come back next Friday for more because countless girls love posing pics of themselves in mesh…

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It’s Fishnet Friday for all you Fishing enthusiasts…get it in this labor weekend, because if you’re north, your fishing days are numbered….unless you’re into ice fishing…in which case you’re just fucking wild about fishing…

That said, these are mainly girls who posted pics of themselves in fishnets TODAY…100 girls by 3 pm EST have posted up slutty pics of themselves in fishnets, so clearly there is a market for the fishnet seller, the fishnet buyer, the fishnet model and the fishnet pervert jerking off to fishnets because they can’t get enough of pantyhose and sometimes full body hose that remind them of catching tadpoles in the pond as a kid….because ya’ll are fucking weird.

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Here is a little compilation of random girls from the internet uploading very provocative pictures of themselves all in the hopes you notice their fishnets…why, I haven’t figured that out yet, because I’m from the school of thought that women should be paid to post nudes, but instead we live in a world where some mastermind pervert named Zuckerberg has programmed humans to post their nudes for free….it’s pretty weird.

What isn’t weird, is that fishnets are always going to be “hot”….and the thousands of girls trying to get noticed for their fishnets, despite being weird as a concept to a confused old man like me, is pretty great too.

So here’s a bunch of girls showing off their fishnets as an excuse to show off their cunts…because they get off to you getting off to them so give them what they want.

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Since it’s Friday in the Summer, it’s a good moment for a little “Gone Fishin”, fuck work, do things that are more interesting, that give you more substance, because life is short, there’s a pandemic, we’re all going to die, the noise is louder than ever and the internet is the source of that noise, and sometimes you just need to turn it off..

Since I’m not some redneck fuck, despite the people I probably cater to with this site, I don’t actually fish….I mean I would if I was lost in the woods, or during the apocalypse when trying to survive, or maybe when I’m officially broke and need to fend for myself, but sitting on a riverbank or in some ghetto ass boat isn’t really my thing….

So this is my version of FISHING…it involves FISHNETS and the slutty girls into taking selfies of themselves in them.

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Fishnets are another one of these viral moments that young girls trying to become sex workers because that’s the trend, which is far more interesting when I was a kid and the trend was getting a retail job, maybe a bar job for the more wild hot girls, a camp councillor job for the weirder more maternal girls….but getting naked for money was always frowned upon, except amongst the French Canadian women who saw it as a back-up plan and probably still do because strip clubs and massage parlors are part of their culture…the smaller the town, the more full service the club, meaning we basically have brothels being run out here and the girls working them are actually hot chicks…it’s weird….but not as weird as getting naked on the internet for hits, which is OBVIOUS tactic to get seen on the internet, but I just never thought it’d be so accepted by the mainstream…I also knew about GRINDER before TINDER ripped them off and always thought “Girls would never join a hook-up app” because I always saw women as the keeper of sex, sometimes into sex, but always hard to get and “lady-like” about sex….while dudes were the tongue dragging on the ground neanderthals going “tits”….but I was wrong…girls are actually lazy whores who get a thrill out of being jacked off to and once the mainstream embraces that, the followers jump in on it, and we end up with 10000s of daily pics of girls showing off pantyhose, assholes, insertion pics, it’s pretty wild times…

I do think it’s a great advancement of man, but I also think it’s fucking crazy, even though I’ve always known girls are into sex, and being ‘naughty’, just not at the level of giving up free pics for validation that we’ve got going on today. Narcissism, instagram fame, the kardashians, Miley, all these things created so much good in terms of nudity being uploaded to the internet, but bad in terms of a morally void society of idiot followers…because I kind of liked when nudes were hard to come by…it made them easier to cum to….not that I’d ever denounce the importance of all bitches getting naked online…but modest is the hottest…

That said, fishnet friday, fuck yourself.

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Did you think I’d forget Fishnet Friday…or did you not even notice because you don’t care about me, my needs, my artistry with my 15 years of blogging…because it’s an art…like nude modelling…right….you don’t even care…I know.you don’t care…but here’s 100 pics of random girls of the internet in Fishnets trying to promote whatever they are promoting…which I assume is being jerked off to by losers like you….and maybe, if they tagged the pic, to get you to sign up to their subscription site, like you don’t have better things to do with your 10 dollars a month, even though you likely don’t have better things to do with your 10 dollars a month…I mean I know you don’t…but either way, it’s some puppetry of the penis level of artistry…enjoy.

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This is such exciting times here at DrunkenStepfather, I’ve figured out a new trending hashtag that I can exploit for the sake of the site, and I don’t even know if it is a trending hashtag, I’m just trying to speak in social media speak despite not using social media, totally out of fucking touch with the world…at least as much as I can be and I like it.

But FISHNET FRIDAY should be a trending hashtag if it isn’t already, it’s got that alliteration that trending hashtags like and don’t ask me why I know what alliteration is, I really have no idea why I know what it is, I barely remember anything in my life and I’m definitely not a writer or someone who did well in English class….but I know Alliterations…maybe it’s a Rain Man moment and this is my SAVANT calling…some Savants play classical music on piano after hearing a song and never having touched a piano…while I know an alliteration is when the first and second word start with the same letter…fucking genius…aren’t I..

Anyway, fishnets, girls that aren’t famous in those fishnets, on a Friday….and it may become a regular feature so set your fucking calendars to come back next week for the latest and greatest fishnet pics I spend 10 minutes or less finding… perverts….

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