I am so basic, I think Fishnets are hot, and not because I am into capturing women in nets and selling the to the highest bidder at the fish market, you know fisherman shit….but because anything a girl or in this case 100s of girls put on to try to increase their sex appeal…is something I appreciate…plus I’m nostalgic and know that for the last 200 years women have been wearing fishnets to try to sex things up….even your granny used fishnets…I know…I used to change her diaper when I worked at the old folks home…so they’re a classic for a fucking reason….and here are girls in fishnets.

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Fishnets are a legacy product that you can look at and think that when your grandma wanted to get her fuck on from your Grandfather or the Milk Man, or whoever the fuck’s dick she was putting up inside her in the 1940s-60s, cuz you know granny was a bit of a harlot, she was likely doing it in Fishnets…..

Now, 150 years later, bitches are still wearing Fishnets, shit is timeless…it’s not limited edition sneakers or t-shirts that idiot millennials think are worth something, it’s not high end designer shit, you can get Fishnets at the pharmacy for 5 dollars, but you already know that you cross dressing queer….

So girls…now more than ever….need outfits to properly execute their slutty for social media or wherever they are getting naked….and they are doing it with fishnets….I mean and other things…I mean there are girls who only post butt plug pics….fishnets aren’t for everyone, but fishnets should be for everyone, except maybe fat ladies who look like they are legit caught in the fishnet, and not in a good “trying to find a wife” kind of “surprise sex” way, in a “that’s gross, put on some spanx fatty”..kind of way…

so here’s celebrating girls in Fishnets and the content they create around their fishnets..

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You don’t need to be a fisherman to want to roll up a fishnet and jerk off while sniffing it….or if you’re adventurous…stick your dick in it….because fishnets are more than just a tool needed by commercial fisherman, it’s lingerie….lingerie that girls and guys can agree are hot even if we can’t really figure out the exact reason why it is hot….maybe it’s just years of neuro linguistic programming that has made us feel on an instinctive level that any girl in fishnets is a slut and we love sluts….or maybe girls who doll themselves up in things like lingerie shows them putting some effort into themselves, into looking hot, I mean most girls think just being there consenting is enough involvement in the sex….if you’re lucky they’ll wipe their cunts with a wet-nap or some shit…but to get all decked out for a slutty selfie or for sex in this kind of thing just outshines that lazy hole willing to fuck because it feels like it is its duty……

So here are a bunch of girls in fishnets for fishnet friday, putting effort in, even if fishnets only cost a few dollars at the pharmacy, but you already know that you cross dressing freak…..

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It’s Fishnet Friday…girls need slutty outfits to wear for their social media accounts and Fishnets are that legacy product…that pantyhose or hosiery that has been around for over 100 years…so they can slut out like their great grannies, only their great grannies couldn’t sell their smut on the internet, they just kept it for the privacy of their own bedrooms the way it was supposed to be….

I know I shit on girls getting naked on the internet because it is just too much nude content to consume, it’s hours and years of content updated every day….and it’s insane…and like anything that is oversaturated, too much of a good thing is too much, but at the same time, I am glad that amateur porn isn’t reserved for 50 year old fat ladies who look like they either work at the Library, or some loser bottom of the barrel job, where they would pose in FUCK with their half wit husband on their found in the trash sofa, with their luxurious flea market decor….

Making it mainstream, makes the quality much better, but modest is the hottest to me!

Anyway, the cheap and easy lingerie they can get at any CVS….along with vibrators, they sell sex toys at CVS now….because we are just that perverted as a people…and that’s ok…it’s just that we’ll need to go darker and deeper into sex to get off if we’ve seen every girl in the world’s butthole….and that’s ok. Who cares. SLuts!

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Fishnets are the magical pantyhose that have been around so long your whore great great granny probably used to wear them back in the Old West Brothel your great grandfather was conceived in after the first Civil War….and times were fucking tough…you know scurvy, no running water, syphilis…etc….because Fishnets are some OLD TIMEY whore shit that have been repurposed generation after generation for that generations whore shit…and since we love whore shit, even when it’s left on our dicks cuz it means we got shit on, a dream for some…assuming the shit wasn’t from some bad drugs and at your request…not that it matters…any excuse to show off your body, including showing off your fishnets, that by default hold you in place tight enough for your fat to pour out of the fishnet netting…they way nature intended…allowing you to slip out of them while still looking like you have them on…or like some RUBBER matt used outside your front door in the winter…TREADED…

What I am saying is – Fishnets are great as re the girls who post pics of themselves in fishnets and here’s this week’s round-up.

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I realize it is Halloween and that everyday girls in your everyday life may be rocking their fishnets while getting drunk tonight….but the good news is that the internet has tapped into all of our pervert souls and the real reason for the advent or advancement of technology from internet to smartphones has really been about catering to our perversions….and it’s worked…since everyday girls are now posting nudes or half nudes online daily…fuck Halloween, they do this shit daily…and it’s good…

The being an internet porn girl has because a viable career choice and the women are listening….

Today, we have girls who own fishnets thinking “I’ll upload these for strangers because to wear them and not upload them would be a tragedy”….Agreed.

Halloween is now obsolete thanks to ALL THEM SLUTS!

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Fridays are for fishnets, at least around these parts, because clearly fishnets are an everyday thing, at least for girls who like posting provocative pics of themselves on the internet because they’ve been brainwashed into thinking that reducing themselves to being nude on the internet is empowering, because they can scam horny dudes out of money that they can buy nice things with all without having to actually work for it…it’s a “here I am, pay me” situation, probably what a celebrity feels once they’ve got to celeb status, and basically get paid to just show up places, only they are everyday girls who can’t be bothered going to school or finding a career because their generation just assumes the world is going to end so get that money where you can…

I am not against the girls of the world getting naked online for free to make money….I think it’s hilarious when they try to spin the story or don’t see it for what it is…bottom feeding….

As an old pervert, I’m happy this goes on all day, around the world, just nude selfies being uploaded for lazy fucking dreams….so whether that’s fishnets or gaping assholes or not…they are all amazing…because get that easy money when it’s there, for every girl their value declines from their 18th birthday, so an early start is a good start..

That said, fishnets have been hot lingerie since the 1800s and still is, not just for fishermen, but for everyone…enjoy.

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It’s Fishnet Friday, which is a day we celebrate all the women who upload pics of themselves in fishnets over the past week.

As it turns out, a lot of women post pics of their fishnets every week, I guess it’s a trending thing, not that fishnets ever went out of style, for as long as I can remember they were the pantyhose choice of sluts and bored housewives trying to add spice to their lives…even though they aren’t really that racy….

I don’t know why fishnets are seen as any hotter than any other pantyhose because I am a firm believer that all half nakedness is equally hot, but I am inclusive like that, I like it even when it’s not hot…but I do know that if women put them on and take on a whole slutty persona, all turned on by their naughty, and it leads to them being sluttier than normal..it’s a good thing.

I wonder if fisherman only get off to fishnet stockings, because when they fish with their fishnets, all they do when alone out there on the ships is think “If only I caught a mermaid with this fucker, you know 50 years of hard fisherman labor and the only fishnets I can get off to are the ones sold at Walgreens when a stripper slips into them”…..

Right?

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Fishnet Friday is the most glorious day of the week, because in just a few minutes I’ll be off gallivanting…rubbing shoulders with the elite, laughing about you peasants from our high society perch, where we live in luxury and eat great food…../sitting in my basement apartment freezing and hoping I don’t get SCURVY or black lung from the black mould, you see when you live in squalor, COVID is an after thought, that’s some privilege virus…to have the luxury of sitting around worrying about, where there are FAR more impending threats…

ANYWAY, Fishnet Friday, is girls who post pics in their fishnets, so look at what the got caught up in the fishnets this week…lots of girls participate in this game and I’m all about staring.

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