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2016

11

Nov

Genevieve Morton’s No Longer Fat – But She Is Old of the Day

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I used to make fun of Genevieve Morton for being fat, but I think that brought us closer together, I think a good old fashioned body shaming with an element of genuine concert – reminds people that they’ve fallen off and allows them to evaluate their life and make positive changes – like eating better, quitting drinking and getting fit, especially when they are trying to be working models…so in a lot of ways I am a fucking hero…

People who never criticize people but instead just encourage them – aren’t doing the person any favors…so today a few years after ripping into her…we can say “holy fuck that body is amazing, I want it in my mouth…rubbing against my face, soaking my beard”…magical…

And despite her being over 30, old as fuck in the model world…she’s given her tits new life…so remember aging women out there…stay fit…it makes you more than just tolerable…it makes you amazing…and someone I want to drown on after they sit on my face in anger for my mean posts all these years…

So Genevieve if you’re out there..you’re magical and amazing..

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2016

26

Sep

Genevieve Morton for the Lingerie of the Day

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This may be a pretty shitty campaign for what I assume is a pretty shitty underwear company featuring Genevieve Morton….

I don’t know how recent this is, but I do keep track of Genevieve Morton, or at least her body fat composition, as I do with most busty Sports Illustrated models going into their 30s…I like to see how they either fall apart, or step it the fuck up and start working out so that they have a few more years in them before ultimately doing what all models with big tits do…and end up getting knocked up by a rich guy…

Now I can’t make a statement on all the various rich guys she’s already had in her vagina in her career as a Sports Illustrated model, which is a career that involves working 10-15 days a year…giving her a lot of time to spend looking at her vagina and figuring out what random things to put in her vagina…I mean…we’ve all been unemployed losers…most of us still are…and all we could do that was free was jerk off all day…

Well, I guess there comes a time in every chronic masturbating person’s life where they figure “it’s now or never, I better cash the fuck in when I can”….so she got fit, something she needed to do because she was getting so fat, she was almost too far gone….and I encourage all fat girls who are on the verge of irrelevance to follow Genevieve Morton’s lead…because being superficial enough to get fit because your life and future depends on it is the only choice..

In other news, it looks like she’s got diarrhea

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2016

08

Aug

Genevieve Morton Getting Naked of the Day

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Genevieve Morton is on a mission to get people to care about her – and she’s taken my advice by hitting the fucking gym – because there was a year or two where she was following her nemesis’ big titty lead – we call it “doing the kate upton” where she just got fatter and fatter – but thanks to not being in SI Swim, the only thing she’s ever done, and a little body shaming – led to some cross fit – and good eating – and a little effort – she looks like a totally different person, still has great tits…which is more evidence than we needed that choosing health and fitness – makes you easier to jerk off to – that dying and fat – but not quite up there with skinny and on hard drugs – too weak to run….you see cuz strong girls can hurt me when I call them names…and I’m not into getting hurt…I mean unless it was from Genevieve Morton looking like this – suffocating me out sitting on my face…

I guess what I am saying is that – at 29 – hit the fucking gym instead of giving up and you’ll have another year barely working as a model…as people will appreciate staring at the tits…

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2016

12

Feb

Genevieve Morton Tit in the Sauna of the Day

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I used to tease Genevieve Morton for being a plus sized model, because I truly felt she wasn’t being all she needed to be, and was really just selling herself short, maybe even being lazy, just riding the Sports Illustrated wave that made Kate Upton, even though they made Kate Upton, who theoretically distracted from Genevieve Morton as the busty blonde…you know how Americans are – supporting their own…

I just knew that the magazine would turn their back on her when they found someone more marketable than her, like a Gigi Hadid type, or even a 300 pound fat chick and an old lady in some Politically correct attempt to have a solid marketing spin to the female run media.

I knew Genevieve Morton shouldn’t put all her eggs in one basket and that she should hit the gym and make a life for herself beyond that low level, that was at one point in time a big deal, before instagram….that is now shit..

So I did what any asshole who cares does, I caller her a pig, until she got it in her head and hit the fucking gym, not that I have any impact on anyone, none of these girls know I exist, but I like to think my cyberbullying helps them be better than they were when I called them out…and they can’t really hate me for it, I’m not the one who told them to become bikini models..

Not that it matters, what matters is that she’s got more life in her, more tit to give us, and she’s getting fit, looking hot, and posting some almost aggressive sexy pics on instagram…implied naked…in still naked to me..

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2016

07

Jan

Genevieve Morton is Less Fat of the Day

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Genevieve Morton had the sads that she was getting old, and that her run with Sports Illustrated, which was 90 percent of the media she got and what she was known for was coming to an end…..so she started emotionally eating, it was a way to compete and repackage herself as a body positive model, while Kate Upton was pulling it off, it seemed like the natural thing for big tits to do…

Well I saw hope, I saw a delicate flower that just needed watering, so I decided to post really mean fat posts on her, so that when she went to eat that cake or sandwich, she’d think…”the internet makes fun of me”…

This is why bullying works…if the person doesn’t end up killing herself..first..

And in getting healthy, she found love, a boyfriend who she works out with and now looks better than ever…posting topless pics not TOPPLES SPICS on instagram…and it’s safe to say, despite being SOuth African, which is generally the worst kind of entitled…she’s magical…so love her.

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2015

04

Dec

Genevieve Morton Getting Vaccuumed of the Day

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Genevieve Morton has been either working out every fucking day all day because she’s been fat the last 5 years and no one treated her like other fat models…even though she had fake tits..always being the second rate citizen in the fat model in the bikini model world…

Or she’s getting her fat sucked out of her….and posting pics of it…because she likes to mock herself and the fact that she’s 40 and this is her last big titty shot..

I consider her a friend…a friend who helped her realize in her career she can’t be fat…but if you’re a blogger you can…lucky me…

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2015

30

Oct

Genevieve Morton’s Huge Tits of the Day

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Her name is Genevieve Morton…and she’s hanging on by a thread…a very very very strong thread that supports her bikini model weight….because unlike fashion models, she’s not starving herself…but instead feeding them tits…because tits seem to make average girls rich and famous over and over again…because men are just that basic and even in the big round booty generation, still freak the fuck out when they see tits…

Here she is in a bikini shoot because that’s all she does and all she knows…even if some would call her soft or thick or the more marketable BBW…or curvy…and since this picture, she’s gone on to starve herself and work out all day…getting a little more ripped…and better…while trying to maintain her tits…because without the tits…she’s just a christmas elf looking girl…and there aren’t that many Christmas moves to sustain her…

I guess what I am trying to say is that I am in love with Genevieve Morton and I believe 2016 is going to be her year, because it’s gotta be, she’s pushing 30 and is at that breaking point, so she best just bring her all…and that means her tits..because they are her everything…and I guess my everything too…

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2015

28

Oct

Genevieve Morton Fit Life of the Day

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Genevieve Morton is on snapchat and she hasn’t sent me clit pics….even though all I want is clit pics…because without clit pics…what’s the fucking point of anything…I guess spread ass pics too…because anus is the gateway to a woman’s soul…at least as far as I’m concerned….even on girls like Genevieve Morton who are more about showing her tits…which is really all she’s good for…and that’s not that bad considering it’s made her exist in the world…because we love tits…so much that we made American made Kate Upton with her big tits famous…despite being 400 fucking pounds and all belly… all because of her tits…when we should have given it to Genevieve Morton she’s more interesting…but I am just saying that because I want to get her pregnant…she seems fertile…just don’t tell her that I’m not..

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2015

27

Oct

Genevieve Morton for Galore of the Day

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Genevieve Morton is the busty South African model who is probably pushing 30….

She’s never really gone fully viral, because I guess America likes their silly hug boobs to be on American girls…it’s just speaks to the fertility of the land of opportunity, or something…it’s like when a midwestern corn fed girl has tits…it’s speaks to the American zeitgeist….this is what American men of all ages grew up loving…

So a white African, who I am sure Black South Africans are really into for how well they were treated all these years over the diamonds and other natural resources of the coutnry….don’t really have the same impact as a Kate Upton…

But that doesn’t stop this one, in fact, the older she gets, the more naked she gets, saying “Look at me, I’m here”…even though when compared to what else is out there…it’s almost amazing she’s still getting in the magazine that virtually created her as it is the only work she seems to have ever had…Sports Illustrated…

Now I am a believer, and feel that Genevieve Morton has the ability to be a great force in the world, doing more than playjng the elf in a Christmas movie, or in porn…just as soon as the reality check of “you’re not that important” sets in…because a model made humble…is a model worth supporting…but then again, if she was smart, she’d take her portfolio to a rich husband to get knocked up because rich guys live swimsuit models.

#blooddiamonds

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2015

07

Oct

Genevieve Morton Shaves her Pussy for Cheeki of the Day

I am friends with the people at Cheeki underwear…they answer my emails when I ask for the used panties after one of their photoshoots…with a friendly buy now link to their panties…in the newsletter they signed me up to automatically…

They make the closest thing to disposable panties around and the idea of disposable panties is erotic to me…and apparently they use disposable models like Genevieve Morton to demonstrate the function of the panties by shaving her twat in one scene in the video…because she’s that into comedy….

I am not friends with Genevieve Morton…but apparently into being funny, like so many of these models are, tyet she doesn’t see the humor in when I call her names like pig and fatty…I guess she takes herself too seriously…on her quest to be a comedic actress, I mean what else is a bikini model who lost out to Kate Upton in the big tit game to do…but not seriously enough to demonstrate shaving her pussy for an underwear ad…but all I see is that big girl back…

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