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2015

10

Jul

Genevieve Morton Sneaks a Nipple on Instagram of the Day

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Genevieve Morton is the not very famous bikini model from South Africa, who I guess gets some consistent work thanks to SI becasue she is one of the veterans from Sports Illustrated Swim.

She had a window of opportunity as their busty blonde, but America is Patriotic and went for their own Kate Upton, leaving Genevieve in the dust…

I am a Sports Illustrated model hater, but not a Genevieve Morton Hater, I think she funny….

But I find the other Sports Illustrated models all pretty low quality, over rated, not really relevant in the grand scheme of the world, not what they used to be in the 70s and 80s, when actually the hottest of models, while these ones are just girls that the men’s sites like, because they have tits and are told they are amazing…..over and over again…

I really think the only value of being in Sports Illustrated is luring in really rich guys and charging them more for escorting…

I also think that there are a million, maybe more, amazing girls in bikinis on Instagram who are less obnoxious, less overpriced, and willing to hang…so why deal with phoney models…like Chrissy Teigen…who you may know as the girl drawing attention to herself for showing off her old lady tits on instagram, that must be paid for by instagram marketing…

Well, Genevieve is a less offensive Sports Illustrated model, she’s a little more subtle in her branding, and in her posting her nipples on social media, but she still is doing it….which is a good thing…

It was her birthday yesterday….not quite 18 anymore, but still busty and a good time….which I guess is what matters…

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2015

26

May

Genevieve Morton’s Big Tits Lip Sync of the DAy

Genevieve Morton has massive and amazing breasts that you probably remember from a decade or two of Sports Illustrated modeling….She’s the Kate Upton before Kate Upton moved in a stole her big breasted Glory…using some American Pride to win against South Africa…even though fat Americans are far lest interesting in accent and for masturbation purposes than South Africans…even if South Africans are given a shitty end of the stick thanks to high AIDS rate, Apartheid, racism and legless Olympian model killers….I think South Africans are the future, and by future I mean of my fantasies…. thanks to these tits…looking down on my…like a queen I must worship…

Here’s some pics of her….modeling bikinis…

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2014

30

Dec

Genevieve Morton’s Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Her name is Genevieve Morton…and she’s the fucking worst….but she’s got big tits…if you like that kind of thing…I’m more into spread ass pics…which she hasn’t sent me…despite my constant requests on social media…because I guess she doesn’t see those request as romance, even though it is, at least in this modern, porno filled world.

All this to say. I want her to have my babies…and not just to watch her breast feed…but to have her breast feed me…

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2014

09

Dec

Genevieve Morton for Galore of the Day

Genevieve Morton and I became friends because I called her fat.

Proving that teasing the girl in the school yard because you want to bury your face in her huge tits and possibly cum inside her enough to knock her up and have her forever committed to you – all thanks to a lapse in judgement that made her forget she only likes billionaires, it’s a bikini model thing…makes them like you and it also motivates her to get in better shape so that people don’t call her fat.

Basically a win on all fronts.

Here she is from a shoot I didn’t see that dropped a few weeks ago for GALORE

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2014

23

Oct

Genevieve Morton and Bootleg Genevieve Morton’s for the South African Swimsuit of the Day

Genevieve Morton, star of South Africa, with breasts the size of a small child’s head, designed to do more philantrhopic work, like feeding a small African village where all the mom’s died off of aids, with her beautiful breasts that I’d rather she use feeding me…is in the latest issue of South African Swimsuit , which you’d expect of her, since she’s South Africa’s trophy bikini model….which is better than South Africa’s trophy legless Olympian…or South African’s biggest blood diamond export…or #ebola…

She was unfortunately joined by other low level hookers, trying to steal her glory…but obviously just looking thirsty …because when it comes to South Africa, even with all their amazing mix breed mutt women…there’s only one girl you should want to impregnate with mouth and/or genitals…and that’s Genevieve…

The other models who don’t matter are:

Bianca Koyabe, Xenia Deli, Nicole Meyer, Zoe Cross, Sarah Stephens, Morgan Shelly, Sloveig Mork and Jordan Van Der Vyer (who is the back-up Genevieve, you know in case Genevieve gets ebola and we need a replacement….

Genevieve, if you’re reading this…I want you to think of me the next time you have an orgasm…that, or maybe just start planning our wedding. You are the one…the one I want digging through my belly fat looking to find my penis. It is our destiny.

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2014

18

Sep

Genevieve Morton For Instagram of the Day

Here are some pictures I should have taken of Genevieve Morton making us breakfast, before hitting the gym, after I stuck it in her ass….but she didn’t invite me to participate, she had some other asshole take the pics of her while ignoring my attempts at seducing her by calling her mean names – or fat – thinking that it would make her love me. You know school yard games…when really…in my soul…while staring at her ass…I think she’s perfect enough to try to knock up…with my mouth…

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2014

12

Sep

Genevieve Morton Pie to Her Face in a Bikini Cuz She Loves Pie of the Day

I make fun of Genevieve Morton enough to have her block me from her Instagram.

What she doesn’t realize is that she went to all that effort to block me, but I can still embed her fat girl in a bikini with pie fetish videos she’s producing in efforts to get noticed…

This is one of those force feed her favorite thing around thanks to her love for refined sugar, a a love I assume is more of an infatuation or addiction based on her dumpy body…a dumpy body she is trying market as hard as she can now that she’s almost 40, even thought Kate Upton kinda won the race for fat Sports Illustrated chicks with mainstream appeal, but I’ll still watch them eat like those force feeding fetish videos on youtube of fat girls trying to get fatter by attaching themselves to feeding tubes…it’s some weird shit, but then again so is Genevieve Morton…even if she’s tricked rich guys to finance her life in the meantime…

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2014

27

Aug

Genevieve Morton Cheesy Walmart Lookin Model of the Day

Genevieve Morton is struggling hard to be relevant and I guess to pay her rent – because she’s working her ass off – but not literally, since she’s still fat, despite pretending she’s not..doing campaigns and photoshoots for anyone and everyone, even this shoot that looks like a cheesy as fuck Walmart brand…but that I assume pays…

I mean she’s shameless, she’s going for it, she’s getting old and hasn’t really made it yet…and I encourage her becasue it is step one of getting more and more and more naked…because every other tactic is failing…

Her only play has been Sports Illustrated – but now she’s doing this nonsense.

Here is a slutty pic she posted – where you can practically see her vagina on instagram – where slutty pics of vagina belong….she called it Part 1, I assume part 2 is when she loses weight….but or eats the bed sheets because she feels famished…

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2014

22

Aug

Genevieve Morton Pretending to Workout is the Joke of the Day

I mean come on Genevieve Morton, we get that you’re trying to go famous and use social media to get there, but there are some things fat girls can’t fool us with, because of them being fat and all….like fitness.

She can polarize her career, her existence, shoot from the right angles, pretend to be famous and relevant, even cast movies from sucking producer dick, or post pics from expensive and fancy places from sucking rich dude who like model dick…..

But the one thing she can’t do is pretend to be in shape….

We get it – she was the Kate Upton who never was…but she’s totally not owning that….and pulling some other bullshit like this….

I guess in ways it is kinda funny…but not that funny…Here’s her caption, what a joker.


#fitnessfriday working out my core today ???? mainly a combination of crunches and plank if you have any tips let me know ???? #genevievemortonfitness

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2014

21

Aug

Genevieve Morton Wearing a Kate Upton Bra of the Day

Shots have been fired.

She’s throwing shade at Kate Upton by wearing Kate Upton’s picture on her tits like Kate Upton was her bra.

This is the fat bikini model rivalry, it’s the “you’re the below me, I wear your pig ass on me because I own you”…equivalent of shitting on a pic of the model she so wants to be, but a little more classy, because her shit, at least based on her dumpy body due to eating, would be very very very large…all that eating….

Or maybe Genevieve Morton just likes bacon…I mean she looks like she likes bacon..lots and lots and lots of bacon…or maybe she’s jumping on that whole bacon thing that was big two years ago is only happening in South Africa now, they are behind on things because they are too busy trying to hide slavery…

You know she’s studied everything Kate Upton did to be famous, and feels like it should be her, so you know…this is her attempt and winning as the big girl model in Sports Illustrated…It’s a little bit sad and a little bit entertaining…even if everything about her, even her tits, are uneventful…fat and boring…according to me and I am a professional at these things..

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