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2016

30

Sep

The Wall Street Journal’s “The Magic of Gigi Hadid” of the Day

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Gigi Hadid is being featured in Wall Street Journal, where they suck her dick by calling hte feature “The Magic of Gigi Hadid”…which isn’t really magic at all..but I guess it is the Wall Street Journal…so the fact that her dad is a billionaire developer is magic enough…knowing that they will be able to get some money out of her or even manage her trust fund for her…and being good to the A-List clientele and featuring their bullshit daughter’s modeling career like it matters…because apparently it matters..

The highlight of the feature is that she has rebranded herself….and an entire movement….

I think Instagram started when I was a junior in high school—if you scroll to the bottom of my account, I still have pictures with 500 likes. And then it just happened to be the theme of our generation of models: the ‘social-media supermodel’ or whatever they call it.”

So instagram whore…or rich kid of instagram..or Kardashian groupie sidekick for followers..who now dates a dude from One Direction…because the fashion industry likes her 23 million followers and dosn’t matter who she is…is calling herself as “SOCIAL MEDIA SUPER MODEL”…not a insta-slut….because she works with fashion brands you know…real high end fashion brands trying to reach dumb fucking kids…

She also said that social media came natural to her, because her dad hired the social media PR experts and she leveraged the kardashians…so organic you manipulative, bought your career, cunt..

Insta Garbage…that has polarized this situation…but is still garbage..

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2016

22

Sep

Gigi Hadid See Through for Fashion Week of the Day

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Gigi Hadid is not as hot as her sister, but without Gigi Hadid there would be no sister, so in a way she’s the leader of the family…I mean after her reality show stage mom and rich father, since they created this mini, bootleg but more fashionable Kardashian empire…just what the world needs, more cheesy half arab rich kids from LA to star in campaigns or walk runways as fashion models…

I don’t find them hot, I don’t find them intersting, I don’t find their story impressive, I don’t like that the media feeds into this instead of finding talent that aren’t rich LA people. I think it’s easy for someone to look good when the have the budget to look good…and I doubt either of them have anything interesting or substantial to offer…it’s a pile of nonsense…

But when they show their tits, and they all show their tits, it’s a thing…that Gigi is doing for her runway show the other day…full fucking tit…still big enough despite having slimmed the fuck down from the big girl she started out as…and it’s hard to really hate on a good thing…when it’s a good thing…and this is a good thing…even if everything else about them is garbage…

But this is the biggest thing that’s happened today…in famous for whatever reason tits..so take it in…

Maybe you prefer her camel toe..in Italy…because her camel toe has a better life with more access than you…

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Maybe you want to watch the actual fashion show scene…

I am more into her getting picked up by the Ukrainian Prankster…

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2016

19

Sep

Gigi Hadid Eating Burgers of the Day

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Here’s Gigi Hadid in the worst photoshot she’s probably ever done and funny enough it’s by the son of a huge Sports Illustrated photographer, probably one of the most iconic Sports Illustrated photographers, who was in with the bikini models back when it mattered, back when it counted, in a pre-internet era where he needed to take pics on actual camera…and not with an iphone…and the bikini pic was coveted for masturbation purposes because every whore and her mother wasn’t posting up nudes and half nudes all day…

That said, you’d think he’d take some of dad’s advice, or maybe bring dad on the shoot to make it good. He had the hottest model of our time,…not really but in hype not in looks…but she still looks good…and he got her half naked…doing a more documentary approach from eating burgers like a vegan….to whatever the fuck else she’s doing I stopped looking at the pics they were so bad…boring…uninspired…

It’s like call that birthright lifeline…”dad, I’m on a shoot, how do I take a pic of a girl that real men want to jerk off to, I am only here because of you, can you hop in an uber and meet me…”…before being told he is busy…reminding said photographer of all the little league games dad missed out on because he was traveling the world with young babes he fucked behind mom’s back…leading to him throwing a tantrum, as spoiled brats do…something that probably made GIGI feel at home because she is also a product of more successful parents…leading to really BORING pics…of a half naked…

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2016

12

Sep

The Best Photo of Gigi Hadid of the Day

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This is the nicer “brown paper bag a ho”…move – being done by a magazine that decided to feature GIGI HADID as their prestigious cover-girl. Gigi Hadid won at life when she was born into money – but more importantly – when she sold her soul to the Kardashians to play “model rich kid friend number 2″….that they could leverage and in turn she could get a career of her own… which she’d feel she’s working hard at…because rich kids don’t work and think making their bed or taking out the trash is hard work – designed for the Mexicans they employ….life…

Now this is the brown paperbag move I’ve used on sex partners many times, it’s also called the MUSLIM BRIDE…where you take your top sheet and block out most of her face, and body, leaving just enough access to slide your dick in…cum and kick the pig out…

It’s less offensively to the girl that asking her to wait there while you find a paperbag to use on her….so always go for the top sheet perverts….

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Here is a video….

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2016

09

Sep

Gigi Hadid’s Got a Slave of the Day

Rich people will always have slave labor, whether it is immigrant housekeepers getting paid dog shit to pick up after these idiots, or black umbrella holders she’ll call “her securty” because she’s so fucking important someone may kidnap her and force her to rob banks…or maybe kidnap her and force her into a small room where she has his baby and eventually escapes a broken woman…

Unless that’s not a black employee, a black slave to the white man in this Black Lives matter world…and is actually her boyfriend or Denzel Washington…who can be sure these days…I mean sure she’s not a Kardashian so she’s not necessarily exclusive to the black cock…but it is possible..this is a modern world we live in…

A world, where rich kids can become legit models thanks to their mom being a model…and modeling being a pretty easy fucking job anyone can do…if they are narcissitic and attention seeking enough….

But at least she has tits…

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2016

05

Aug

1.2 Million People Like this Gigi Hadid Pic of the Day

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I wonder why….

To put things in perspective…1.2 million people took the time to passively double click a picture of Gigi Hadid’s tits as they were scrolling through their instagram feeds. I don’t know how engaged they were in her tit picture, if they thought it was the best tit picture they ever saw, if they believed in the tits and bought themselves the bikini her tits are wearing to be part of what she’s doing…because she’s so exclusive, celebrity, rich and famous…

It’s interesting to see that people are more engaged in a tit pic of some nobody than they are in anything that matters, it’s like 1.2 million mindless double clicks, for a 1.2 million retards robots, double clicking mindlessly, distracted, empty…and that is why social media fucking sucks…it’s noise for people who are satisfied with noise…instead of content for people who dig a little beneath the surface to improve our lives or other lives….imagine if those 1.2 million ppl spent those 10 seconds on something of value…instead – just put it into shit..total shit…good tits…but still SHIT…

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2016

28

Jul

Gigi Hadid Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Gigi Hadid gets it…she knows that if you want to be a model – you can’t be fat –

When you come from a vapid, rich, superficial, pretentious family that encourages you to be a model because it’s a good life where you can secure some male attention your dad never gave you – while allowing you to travel and see the world instead of going to college and actually working a real jobs – because why work when you don’t have to….and get paid more standing around half naked for brands..

She knows what’s important…being skinny…

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2016

19

Jul

Gigi Hadid Titty Grab of the Day

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Gigi Hadid titty grab fro Vogue..because Vogue is high fashion, class and elegance….where titty grab pics happen…but they aren’t like the stripclub or porno magazines….it’s VOGUE and GIGI HADID is a rich kid, cut from the finest arab cloth in the depths of Los Angeles….where morals and values take priority….over vapid, superficial shit…

This is like when your lord and savior TRUMP gives a thumbs up / gun hand signal at the RNC pointing at his wife, like announcing to his boys that he gets to fuck her, or in a “check out her tits” kind of way…it’s trashy…because rich people are trashy….they fuck hookers and do trashy things…it’s just in a nice setting so it seems ok…but they are trashy…

Now I like trashy, I live for trashy, and seeing Gigi Hadid trashy in Vogue contributes to her troll that is her career so I approve…which I know is something she seeks…drunkenstepfather’s fucking approval…as if she even knows this site exists…she doesn’t have to cuz I just stare at tits. Her tits..or in this case tit.

Here she is for Tommy Hilfiger – Also classy…

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2016

15

Jul

Gigi Hadid’s First Olympic Vogue Cover of the Day

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I generally dislike Gigi Hadid – for no real reason, I don’t know her and don’t have to deal with her very deep voice, I just pin her as the rich kid brat who wanted to be a model for her 14th birthday thanks to her hooker mother pushing it on her – it’s good for everyone’s ego – so they created her.

Modeling requires no talent, you don’t even need to be skinny anymore to be a model, so there’s really no accomplishment here, she’s in Vogue, but Vogue like everything else in the media is just clickbait bullshit.

I don’t find her that hot, but what else would she be doing as an LA brat, and I guess in her defence – she’s not a Kardashian – she just leveraged the Kardashians to exist….

These pics are boring – but I call them doing the Bruce Jenner…you know a little tribute to the source of her career and the inspiration of her family to follow their lead…and I’m sure Kendall’s all mad about this – unless she’s too happy living the scam to be jealous of her homie – who knows about their interpersonal relationships – but more importantly…who cares.

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2016

15

Jun

Gigi Hadid Legs for Shoes of the Day

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Gigi Hadid was cultivated by a model you’ve never heard of, unless you’re big in the 55 year old rich guy in LA scene, or someone who has been a victim of her trying to make you know who she is, because if she has her own career or the illusion of a career – she won’t look like a prostitute who passes on her prostituting to her kids – because it worked out so well for her – even though the kids don’t need money – thanks to trust funds….trust funds that don’t give them that sense of importance, relevance, or mass acceptance and praise…because money can buy shit -but millions of instagram – that shit is memories, validation and what really matters in this world…

Vapid cunts…all around us –

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