Gisele Bundchen has sand on her ass for the June Cover for Paris Vogue….and I wouldn’t mind wiping it off with my mouth and/or penis….despite rumors that she’s a mom….or that she was born a man and that’s why Victoria’s Secret fired her….you know that Brazil tranny connection is pretty hard to ignore….but I figure so long as her cock is tucked in a way I don’t have to see it and her hair long enough….and tits. despite being fake, are available to grab onto…I don’t mind sticking it in her man pussy/anus….and apparently either does your football hero…Tom Brady….but maybe I’m just getting carried away because her ass is hot enough that I’d let her balls rest on my forehead as I tried to lick it….provided she had balls….which she probably doesn’t….she probably just has an empty scrotum looking pussy thanks to her breeding….but she is good enough that if she did….I’d get up in it…..and here’s the cover pic for Vogue Paris….which means more pics to come….which means more pics to come to….stay tuned.

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Here are some rumored pics of hard ass, possible hermaphrodite, maybe even tranny because all the facts aim in that direction, Gisele on the beach in a bikini in Costa Rica….cuz she lives a very hard life…..you know managing her 20,000 square foot home is a full time job in itself….and what it comes down to is that there is nothing like a fired lingerie model getting half naked in a bikini for free because no one is paying her for it but she is still doesn’t want to lose her skills and needs to practice…to remind you that your life is pathetic…and her ass is hard.

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I already posted one of these pictures of Gisele getting work for Versace because the evil empire that is Victoria’s Secret turned their back on her for reasons I am convinced are transexual related….you know with all that possibly faked pregnancy, gay marriage to a football jock who’s favorite part of the game is in the locker room and more importantly being from Brazil the hub of western trannies….but that could just be fantasy….even if fantasy of trannies is not the kind of fantasy I really fucking want….it makes me feel gay…but it is the kind of fantasy I like to think happened to add some drama to an otherwise boring post…either way here is her cleavage and some stomach.

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Here’s some Gisele in what could be considered a bikini, but in what I consider boring, even if I can see her post-pregnancy mom abs…all chiseled and manly…cuz despite what Victoria’s Secret and her husband tell you, but was born with a cock….

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Here’s Some Gisele in a photoshoot that is not nude – even though it should be – you know ideally close up shots of her box – so that I can look for scars from the plastic surgeon’s skillful hand in order to put the rumors about her being born with a clit dick and not a dick clit to rest – cuz it’ll make jerking off to her less painful and tormenting on my sexuality….

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Gisele was in Costa Rica showing off her amazing mom ass on the beach in a bikini….I know she’s probably not a man…and I don’t say that because Tom Brady is the definition of manly or that he doesn’t seem like the kind of guy who wouldn’t fuck a tranny….and I don’t say that because she got fired from Vic Secret for what I can only assume was to avoid a scandal when the world finds out she had a penis….and I don’t say that because anyone can fake a pregnancy with modern movie magic and adoption…especially in the third world….but I still have the idea in the back of my mind…and I can’t fully absorb myself into her great ass…but she probably isn’t a tranny….she is just hard faced and tough looking…at least that’s what I tell myself…and really with an ass like that…even if it was housing a tucked in cock…I’d still probably try to eat it…She’s that good.

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She always does a great job tucking in her dick. I think that’s why she always wears these black tight pants that make Kim Kardashian look stumpy, dumpy and huge, cuz it doesn’t allow for any shadows to be cast, and it further makes all arguments against her having a cock worthless….I mean I guess a multi-million dollar lingerie career would have dispelled those rumors too….and I’ll just have to accept the pregnancy, vagina, Tom Brady’s heterosexuality, as if they aren’t some kind of marketing hype…

Either way, here she is leaving the gym. Exciting stuff.

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Gisele was modeling lingerie in Brazil for Valentines Day even though it is May. I figured I’d post the shit, cuz even if she has a legit dick, she’s still worth looking at in lingerie, cuz she’s been marketed as a woman and we can always plea ignorance if some unwanted facts ever surfaced, but more importantly cuz she’s got a hot body.

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Here’s Gisele leaving the gym, cuz a model’s gotta stay fit, you hear. Personally, I prefer the starvation method, but that’s just cuz it makes them too weak to know what is going on when all that coke, booze and pills are in them, but more importantly, it makes them too weak to run. Not to sound creepy or anything.

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We all know Gisele may or may not have been fired from Victoria’s Secret for being born a man. We all know that Gisele may or may not have faked a pregnancy to alleviate those rumors.

We all know that being married to a football quarterback doesn’t help her case, cuz the quarterback is always the gay one, eager for initation, eager for shower, eager to motivate the team with his mouth…or his women….

We all know that this doesn’t prove or disprove anything, but it may make you want to either go to Brazil to fuck trannies, or just start jerking off to trannies…cuz maybe they aren’t as bad as you think they are…homo…

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