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Archive for the Gisele Bundchen Category

2010

17

Jun

Gisele in a Bikini for Some Italian Company of the Day

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I don’t think Gisele is very hot. I don’t really think she compares to the other pussy they have recruited. But I guess she has her position in the world and does her job…unfortunately for her that job is riding off her Victoria’s Secret fame by doing bikini campaigns for low level bathing suit companies for old times to feel relevant, but more importantly works hard and masking Tom Brady’s lockeroom homosexuality by staging a pregnancy and tucking her dick in properly so that it looks like cameltoe in her bikini bottoms..

This is not a post pregnant body….This is a man on hormone therapy’s body….I know there’s a conspiracy here…I just care enough to prove it.

Posted in:Bikini|Gisele Bundchen

2010

20

May

Gisele and Camila Alves in the Hottest Postnatal Workout Group of the Day

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Where I am from, the only postnatal workout group a bitch joins is when they get hired for a gangbang party for businessmen in town for a conference….but sometimes when I am in the part I see some ghetto bitches walking around in circles with their kids smoking cigarettes who I always assume met at some halfway house for battered new mothers on welfare….and then there’s the rich part of town’s public pool where at 10 am daily the spic pussy comes in for mommy/baby swimming classes, only they aren’t the babies, they are just busy carrying the babies around while the white women head to their postnatal workout class…but I guess things worked out differently for these whores….because they are rich and Hollywood and the only bed making they do is getting knocked up by white dudes….living the American dream…

I’m not convinced Gisele is a real woman or if she had a real baby, but I like her ass regardless….and Camila Alves is just bonus.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ass|Camila Alves|Gisele Bundchen

2010

18

May

Gisele’s Mom Body Still in Lingerie Pictures of the Day

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Here are some more of the Gisele comeback that probably isn’t a comeback because I am convinced she staged the pregnancy to get a little vacation, or operation, like all trannies do, but she’s still got a body worth fucking, even more so now that the penis as been inverted, and the whole thing is a storyline I should sell to Desperate Housewives…pictures….

Posted in:Gisele Bundchen|Lingerie

2010

14

May

Gisele’s Hot Mom Body of the Day

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Fine. I’ll stop beating the dead horse with my dick. Gisele isn’t a tranny from Brazil. Tom Brady isn’t a faggot who joined football for sexual reasons. The baby wasn’t staged to kill the rumors cuz they are rich and powerful and can afford to manipulate the world with fake babies…..as long as she agrees to keep on putting out modeling pics like this…cuz dick or not…sometimes it’s ok to stop asking questions…and take things at face value…especially if face value looks like this and if we really need an expert opinion, I have no problem volunteering my mouth to explore the mangled mess in her panties, cuz cock or not, getting off to this is not homo…even if it’s smoke, mirrors, duct tape and photoshop…..good enough for me….and I’m sure it’s good enough for you too…you sick fuck

Posted in:Body|Gisele Bundchen

2010

13

May

Gisele and Tom Brady’s Public Gay Sex of the Day

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I don’t know much about Brazilian tranny sex with closet case football players who only play the game cuz they love the locker room before and after the game and the only way to not get beat the fuck up is to be really good at your position, if you know what I mean….but I do know that it looks a hell of a lot like dude’s training for his lifeguard license or doing a CPR course or some shit, cuz this “PDA” looks more like “CPR” and the whole this is boring and almost unbelievable. I think this is just a continuation of the whole “Gisele is actually a woman” publicity stunt…but what it comes down to is who fuckin cares….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Gisele Bundchen|Public Sex|Tom Brady

2010

07

May

Gisele Uses Her Purse to Hide Her Penis of the Day

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I’m not a cop, I’m not an FBI or CIA agent, I’m not even a recreational private investigator, I’m just a voyeur…a pretty fucking good voyeur with serious paranoid anxiety, especically since the handful of times I’ve been caught.

But based on my expert conspiracy theorist, crazy person opinion…Gisele is a man….You know one of those beautiful trannies from Brazil who you can’t tell are guys until you get their pants off after taking a blowjob from them under the boardwalk of Rio and you aren’t even considered gay when you fuck them up the ass after finding out they don’t have a pussy, because hormonally they are 85% where they need to be…..

I’m convinced Victoria’s Secret fired her cuz we were onto her and they didn’t want further investigation going into the shit. I’m convinced Leonardo DiCaprio dated her when he was experimenting with homosexuality as most actors are in love with themselves and he thought all that jerking off in front of the mirror meant more than meets the eye. Tom Brady married her because he could get away with all his locker room fantasies without being known as the Quarterback who fucks dudes, but as the one who marries models, which works out better during the new teammate initation gangbangs when the team tells each other what they are doing isn’t gay. I’m convinced her pregnancy was staged and a mechanism to trick people cuz she and her man have got a career and image to maintain…..and now she’s got her purse placed in front of her cock cuz she didn’t have time to strap down and was stuck in a pair of tight pants….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Gisele Bundchen|Tranny

2010

20

Apr

Gisele Bundchen Does the Gym of the Day

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Here are some pictures of “Mom” Gisele Bundchen heading to the gym…..I’m still not covinced that she is an actual woman…and have a feeling the pregnancy was just a PR stunt to try to spin rumors that she was born a man.

Brazil is very tranny friendly, so tranny friendly that if you go there, you usually can’t tell the difference between real woman and man dressed like a woman or man who got cheap Brazilian surgery to become a woman.

She has very very hard features and before getting fired from Victoria’s Secret, she was getting a ton of negative press ripping into her for having a cock, leading to her getting fired from a company who NEVER fires any model and pretty much sign them for life….

There’s something going on here, I just don’t know what it is, and I wouldn’t mind using my dick and tongue to explore how authentic her pussy actually is, cuz I know I’d be able to feel and taste the difference between real vagina and inside-out scrotum….I don’t feel the need to go into why I know that I can feel the differnce…I just know I can and that’s all that matters…

Here is some Gisele heading to the gym.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Gisele Bundchen|Gym|Off-Duty Model

2010

18

Mar

Gisele’s Mom Tits of the Day

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The rumor is that Gisele is working off her new baby weight and showing off her milk-filled tits, but she’s not fooling any of us…we all know she’s actually a dude they found in a small brazilian town…because men make better bikini models since they don’t get their periods…I mean Brazil is known for their trannies being very believable, so where the fuck else would the gangsters at Victoria’s Secret go to kidnap a motherfucker to work their asses off for them in exchange for their family’s freedom…who had to stage a pregnancy to justify his new breast implants…we know how it works…you’re not fooling us Gisele…or should I say George….

Either way, real tits, mom tits, fake tits on a tranny or not, she’s lookin’ better than ever…so new moms or dudes who are pretending to be new moms take some fucking notes…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Gisele Bundchen|Gym|Model|Mom|Tits

2009

25

Sep

Gisele is Pregnant of the Day

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I guess these pictures prove that all those theories of this hard faced supermodel actually being a dude wrong. I would like to defend my stance for a minute, because I am one of the many who said that shit on the regular, because I was trying to fit in. The truth is that she was from Brazil and I know people who have gone down to Brazil and who claim the trannies are substantially better lookin’ than the regular women, leaving a whole lot of mystery and a whole lot of posibility, but logically, I knew that if she was actually born a dude, Victoria’s Secret would have dealt with that after kidnapping her and bringing her to America, you know with some bootleg surgery, but logically, why would they bother when they could just kidnap an actual girl from the third world who they don’t have to waste all that time, energy, money and recovery time on just to give her ladyparts.

All this to say, that I obviously knew Gisele wasn’t a dude, I actually found her hot at least once 10 years ago, but the dude angle made for easy jokes, but now I’m left with nothing but the hope that this is just some movie-magic like Lohan’s Labor Pains, or Schwartzneger’s Junior. You know fake pregnancy prosthtic to keep the lie alive, cuz until I see the birthing video, she’s got Balls to me…..

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Posted in:Gisele Bundchen|Pregnant

2009

10

Jun

Gisele’s Naked Body Tattooed in a Magazine of the Day

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The only thing more disgusting than one of those inked up alternative models naked and pierced and tattooed for guys who have no standards because those whores have no business being naked, but only have business being whores, because whores don’t have to be hot, they just have to get naked for sites like suicide girls, is supermodels who look like dudes naked and pretending to be tattooed.

Posted in:Gisele Bundchen|Naked|Tattoo