I figured I didn’t give you enough of a Gisele update with my last post on Gisele in a bikini and Gisele for H & M , that I put up less than an hour ago, but figured her spine was enough to warrant its own post…especially now that Gisele is relatively non existent as Victoria’s Secret turned their back on her after making each other boatloads of money…and that she probably needed a little exposure….I’m also practicing letting one person dominate the contents of the site, because in case you didn’t know, I am going to be Charlie Sheen’s Social Media intern…at least that’s what I’ve been telling myself and I’m pretty much an authority on these things…

Either way, gender issues and hard face aside, here is Gisele’s dinosaur spine and some decent fake tits that made her for V Magazine. I prefer nude shoots. But apparently they like back….not always a good look…

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Gisele is a bikini model and has been one for the better part of her life. So seeing pictures of her in a bikini later in life after staging a pregnancy but more importantly being deemed unsuitable aka not good enough to be a Victoria’s Secret model because I assume she’s not good enough to be a Victoria’s Secret model…I mean they wouldn’t lie to me…maybe they would to lure me out of my native village in order to exploit me if I was a busty 15 year old in another country being “recruited” before holding my family over my head for the decade I’m forced to work for them….but as an everyday, semi-normal person, what they say is gospel, they are a corporation and the public is in their best interest…you know that…

That said, I’d rather pull up some old pictures of her, than these new ones, but I try to keep things current, as does Gisele when it comes to hormone treatments….nope, still not over the gender bending questions we have for her. Is she a man. Is she a woman. I just don’t know. But she’s in a bikini so that’s good enough for me.

While on the subject of Gisele…Here she is in an H&M Campaign…Cuz I guess she gets work…and I wasn’t about to do a post on this…so figured I might as well sneak them in….even though they aren’t from a company who advertises on my site…but should cuz I could use the money….thanks in advance….

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Gisele tucked her penis in for an erotic or semi erotic depending on how badly you like tranny’s with implants posing in lingerie, which if you’re a pro athlete, it is probably a lot…I’m talking to you Greenbay Fudgepacker Quarterpack who took his locker room dreams out on a socially acceptable man pussy cuz she made it so far as a real pussy thanks to Victoria’s Secret and a web of lies…

This is for Vogue Turkey, a Muslim nation named after some of your favorite Thanksgiving meats, who apparently is a hell of a lot more sexed up and sexy than America…more laid back about the shit…and this is a nation who my Turkish Muslim friend told me wouldn’t let him jerk off as a teen, so him and his friends would fuck stray dogs until one of them got stuck…and it’s more DTF than USA…Hilarious that all you idiots are so distracted by bullshit to do anything about it.

I know, Gisele being a mad is an outdated hustle, I mean just last year she faked a pregnancy…

I know, I need to get creative, but I can’t, I’m too busy trying to get an erection to these.

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I don’t know if anyone really gives a fuck about Gisele…or if anyone ever really gave a fuck about Gisele…but I feel like there was a period of time where she was all the fucking rage…you know the kind of pussy everyone wanted until they realized she may not have a pussy…but instead is a genetic freakshow native to the brazilian forests where all the world’s non-asian trannies are created in a lap…

I’m still down with posting her pictures and modeling because I think the whole ambiguity is exciting…I mean there’s no fun in jerking off to someone who you know has a pussy…there’s just no mystery in it…

I know what you’re thinking, she had a kid recently with your football hero..how could she not have woman parts….It’s called faking it, I saw Lindsay Lohan in her straight to DVD movie about being pregnant…and football players are all pretty gay…or at least gay enough to fuck a bitch like this who may have a dick…I figure a small sacrifice to make to have Victoria Secret approved tits….

Either way, here are the boring pics…

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Gisele brought her implant tits, her adopted baby she faked a pregnancy with…and tucked her cock in nice and good at the beach because she’s a dude who is trying to maintain an image for both her modeling career and her man’s football career…cuz if the whole world knew the truth that her name is Ricardo the little Portuguese Brazilian who was raised by his mom in a house full of sisters who took to dressing like a bitch and living life as a bitch cuz it was all her knew…before getting recruited by Victoria’s Secret, only to get fireed by Victoria’s Secret a few years later cuz we were onto them….

I saw Sleepaway Camp, I know how this shit goes….and the sad truth is that dick or not…If it’s attached to a body like this…I’m pretty fucking down…No Homo….just working off percentages and as far as I’m concerned most of her looks like a chick and that’s more than I can say about chicks I’ve actually stuck my dick inside…who were actual chicks…

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I don’t know if that whole rumor about Gisele being fired from Victoria’s Secret because she was born with a penis and everyone was starting to find out about it is truth, or just made up by me….but I do like to think it is true, because it also allows me to believe that she faked her pregnancy, that her tits are fake and her cock is real, that your American Tom Brady is actually bedding a fucking tranny, cuz he’s one of those dudes in sports who is gay and who doesn’t come out of the closet for fear of how his teammates will react when they fuck him up the ass to teach him a lesson and build team spirit, knowing he actually enjoys it and that Brazil Vogue is giving her love cuz ladyboys are a huge part of their culture….while American kinda told her to fuck off….who knows, but I just want you to keep that in mind as you stare at her hot model ass.

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Remember when Gisele was all the rage, before Victoria’s Secret fired her for being a dude, and Tom Brady fake married her and fake got her pregnant, cuz she’s the kinda dude a closet case can appreciate to keep up the front, and sure these pictures don’t prove that she’s not a dude, cuz she’s wearing clothes, but they do prove that she’s not fat, and sometimes, especially in America, that’s enough to be considered fantasy, you know since everyone there is fat….

I know some of you closet cases were huge Gisele fans…so I figure seeing her wet will make you happy….and that’s really all I have to say about that….

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