Off-Duty Model Archives Archive - DrunkenStepFather.com

2010

23

Apr

Miranda Kerr is the Boring Off-Duty Model of the Day

Miranda Kerr is the off duty model of the day and there’s nothing more depressing than seeing a model who made a name for herself being half naked in lingerie and bikinis wearing an evening gown like she’s not a fucking whore who gets half naked for money on a regular basis. It’s like she can class it up all she wants cuz she gets paid the big bucks, but all I see is a hooker buying herself designer clothes to justify why she is a fucking whore, and I guess it’s not all that bad, it’s just fucking boring, because I like to think that we are the reason she even gets the work she gets and she owes us for caring and in owing us she should step up her fucking game and get fucking naked….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Miranda Kerr|Off-Duty Model

2010

22

Apr

Gisele is an Off-Duty Model Showing Off Her Ass of the Day

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When I think about a bikini model’s ass pictures, even when that bikini model is rumored to be a dude, I don’t think about this, but since I believe everything I’m told and since she looks a lot like a girl to me, with her skinny body and long hair, she’s good enough to check out her ass in jeans, but then again, I check out every single pussy that walks by me, big or small, young or old, cuz there’s no such thing as discrimination when it comes to pussy, unless you consider paying women less than men, giving them less opportunity than men, basing their intelligence on their bra size, encouraging them to raise the kids, run the household, while being the breadwinner as I sit on my ass pretending to job hunt discrimination, but I don’t….I call it giving them what they asked for, considering men never complained in the 50s when their wives were their posessions to do what they want with…this is progression cunts and here’s Gisele’s ass even though she may not have a cunt…

On a sidenote, off-duty bikini models dressed in everyday clothes seems to be my new porn…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ass|Model|Off-Duty Model

2010

21

Apr

Brooklyn Decker Doin’ It Wrong on the Beach of the Day

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This is the SI Swimsuit Covergirl on the beach….and she’s dressed to go on a brisk fall hike, or maybe to go join the lumber industry in the north to cut fucking trees, or to even build a fucking snowman on the year’s first snowfall….It’s disappointing, especially since her tennis husband is running around topless, something she should probably take his fucking lead on, but unfortunately, she seems like the kind of model who looks good when she models, with all her hair and make-up done, but like shit in everyday life, leading me to believe that maybe someone was paid off by the tennis champ because he wanted the disappointing pussy he accidentally locked into to be a covergirl at least once in her life….it makes him feel better about himself….and here are the pics of this cunt mocking us….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Beach|Brooklyn Decker|Off-Duty Model

2010

20

Apr

Jessica Hart Bikini Pictures of the Day

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Here is some gap-toothed Australian model named Jessica Hart who has been in Victoria’s Secret catalogs and SI Swimsuit issue doing what she’s supposed to be doing and that’s running around in a fucking bikini. I guess it’s got to do with her being eager to wear her bikini and ready to take the fuck over while the other washed up models I write about are old and tired and like the ice-cream worker I once knew who couldn’t stomach the thought of ice cream after scooping it for 5 summers, seem to be too scared to wear a fucking bikini when they aren’t getting fucking paid…bitches…while Jessica Hart still knows her place in sociery and is happy about her place in society and not bitter enough to not wear a bikini in her spare time when she’s not getting paid obscene money….even though her work isn’t really something worth getting bitter over….It’s like she won the fucking lottery…and here are her pics…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bikini|Jessica Hard|Off-Duty Model

2010

20

Apr

Gisele Bundchen Does the Gym of the Day

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Here are some pictures of “Mom” Gisele Bundchen heading to the gym…..I’m still not covinced that she is an actual woman…and have a feeling the pregnancy was just a PR stunt to try to spin rumors that she was born a man.

Brazil is very tranny friendly, so tranny friendly that if you go there, you usually can’t tell the difference between real woman and man dressed like a woman or man who got cheap Brazilian surgery to become a woman.

She has very very hard features and before getting fired from Victoria’s Secret, she was getting a ton of negative press ripping into her for having a cock, leading to her getting fired from a company who NEVER fires any model and pretty much sign them for life….

There’s something going on here, I just don’t know what it is, and I wouldn’t mind using my dick and tongue to explore how authentic her pussy actually is, cuz I know I’d be able to feel and taste the difference between real vagina and inside-out scrotum….I don’t feel the need to go into why I know that I can feel the differnce…I just know I can and that’s all that matters…

Here is some Gisele heading to the gym.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Gisele Bundchen|Gym|Off-Duty Model

2010

20

Apr

Ana Beatriz Barros is an Off-Duty Model of the Day

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Here are some boring pictures of a Victoria’s Secret model who you are used to seeing half naked in lingerie and bikinis ruining her fucking image by wearing everyday clothes. There should be something in their fucking contracts that when they sign their life away to Victoria’s Secret in exchange for the safe return of their family, that all public appearances are made half naked, cuz seriously, I’m sure she’s hot, but I can’t really make it out because I’m too busy googling pictures of her to bother with the actual pictures of her…I wonder if her boyfriends have the same issue with her, it’s like everytime they try to fuck ends up in a fight cuz her grown over bush and un-made-up face is nothing like the pictures they have framed of her around the room that he is forced to stare at to cum, becuase he knows his pussy has potential, she just needs pounds of make up and 10,000 dollars a day to make it shine.