Hailey Bieber is the very important daughter of the very important Steve Baldwin because she has an instagram account and that’s all you need to become a top model, who gets naked for money, or half naked with her tits pushed up like some kind of sex worker, but far fancier and not a sex worker because she’s married to the very important Bieber…

The two idiots pretend to be young Christians, doing god’s work half naked with her tits pushed up because the whole trying to get famous riding the Kardashian coattails because you think you are hot and important is obviously god’s work and when that did’t really workout for her, chase clout via her vagina with an actual celebrity but make him marry you so that it is real and within the paramerters of what is appropriate for god, as you both continue to be worshipped by loser fans like false idols..half naked with her tits pushed up

Who fucking cares, we get to jerk off to Bieber’s wife is in her lingerie, which probably gets Bieber excited, so you jerking off to this, leads to him jerking off to you jerking off to this, likely making me feel like Usher would approve…

I am thinking is “isn’t she supposed to be a Christian”, but maybe half naked with her tits pushed up is to be Christian.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Hailey Bieber

Hailey Bieber reposted this booty picture on an inflatable she may or may not hump because there is a movement of lonely and sad people who only get off by fucking inflatable pool toys…..and she may be one of them…I mean she claims to have been a girl of Christ who probably was a virgin before she got married, you know, it’s the cocktease strategy to make a dude think that she is wholesome and worth giving half their assets to to get up in it…

I guess she’s proud of the booty, maybe her Brazilian roots that make her look like one of them Brazlian transgenders, unless she got her ass from the Baldwin side, I guess Alec is a giant asshole, so there you go..

This was a repost from COMPLEX magazine, who as you may or may not are relevant and part of the culture, but as you may not know, were the first corporate media company to put me on….they added me to some LEADERS OF THE NOW….future genius in Celebrity gossip to look out for…the NEW Perez back in 2007….

They were wrong….but this Bieber ass looks alright.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Hailey Bieber

Here’s a couple pictures of stroked out celebrity daughter who became celebrity life because she likes being a celebrity by association, it’s all she knows, rocking a bikini wherever the fuck she is, and it’s always nice to see a stroke survivor living their best life as they wait for the big on to take them out, because when you’re 25, being scared of strokes is totally fucking normal….CLIMATE CHANGE….or RACISM or some shit….right.

Assuming she even had a stroke and it wasn’t just a campaign for some pharma product all the vaccinated clotted up 20 years olds will need to take daily to staycation alive.

You never know, since the internet is a fucking lie.

Point of the story, at least she’s hot.

Posted in:Hailey Bieber

So much goes on in such little time…we’ve got things like Hailey Bieber stroking out because of her vaccine, sure it was a mild stroke, but she’s a 25 year old girl, who probably isn’t even on the Birth Control Pill if she knows having kids with rich guys is good for the bank balance….even though she apparently doesn’t have a prenup with Bieber…

When I was 25, I was partying all night, sleeping all day. I wasn’t doing any physical activity because I was so fucking hung over, before drinking again…I would smoke a pack of cigarettes a day, I’d eat a GREASY brunch at 4 pm and two slices of 49 cent PIZZA at 4 am….I’d do street drugs, party drugs….and for some reason…I STILL haven’t had a stroke, not even a mild one…I probably will, I’m in my 50s….but I sure as fuck didn’t at 25…

So this fit bitch, who does PILATES and other fitness events on the daily, who has a personal chef, who eats well, who may even sleep well is getting minor strokes…assuming she’s got that “Vaccine”….which I do….I guess we’ll have a lot of tragedies far worse than MINOR strokes as everyone clots out on their spike proteins…

Or maybe it’s from her face injections…

Or maybe it’s a bad publicity stunt because she’s not as famous as she’d like and she’s already pushed her pussy as far as it can go to get as famous as she can by marrying Bieber….

Either way, stroked out girl on blood thinners the rest of her life…HOT…if you’re into having half vegetable women you nurse for the sex they can’t say no to thanks to the stroke…and they can’t run from….thanks to the stroke…sicko.

Posted in:Hailey Bieber

Hailey Bieber may have a weird looking stomach in this selfie, but you know, bikini selfies are hard to pull off when seated..it opens a whole fucking realm of hiding gut even when the girl is skinny…but Hailey Bieber is a lottery winner and thus a survivor, because who gives a fuck if she’s got some doughy weirdness going on, she’s set for fucking life and not even because of her dad’s success, but rather because of her pussy’s ability to seduce Canadian pop icons who are rich as shit….and easy to manipulate…

The popstar wife, like the sports wife, is a high paying gig and it also elevates their personal brand, allowing MORE media, more SHOOTS, more brand deals…and all it took was OPENING UP HER LEGS to the Biebs…because you know before Justine, she was hustling 10 times harder, carrying the purses of the HADID and JENNERS as one of their back-up dancers and NO ONE bothered with her…but thanks to strategic marriage…HERE SHE FUCKING IS…A-List….weird fucking stomach or not…

I know what you’re thinking….When was the last time she got cummed inside and is it dripping out of her on that chair….because you are a cum obsessed pervert…what you should really be thinking is what book is she reading….and as it tuns out it’s called “The Seven Husband of Evelyn Hugo” about an old hollywood star who isn’t a real hollywood star…are the real ones even real…PROBABLY NOT….but it’s likely going to be a Hollywood movie, they love stories about their own shitty town…and maybe Hailey Beiber will play “Girl 16” or “Flight Waitress”…so she’s figuring out the storyline so she serves those drinks in 1950s flight waitress gear with talent and grace…

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Hailey Bieber