Heidi Klum is fishing – because she’s on vacation – you see this past week, if you were a good planner and working in a Jewish industry was weeekend off, Passover monday tuesday, take off wednesday and thursday, only to have friday, weekend and monday off…

You know….10 days of vacation – with only two sick days uses….CLEVER….

I guess that’s why Heidi Klum took the week to get into her bikini and do some fishing, you see because she’s not pretty much retired and her life isn’t a total fucking vacation where she sits around on a pile of money…because I guess she’s german and able bodied and in the mood to make more money…because she’s hot…despite being old…

I mean, here she is just pandering because the whole fishing industry and sport is the biggest sport in the WORLD…and dudes who fish aren’t all rednecks…but they do all like bitches in their fish bra’s and fishing gear…it’s their porn..and I guess this German stepped away from lingerie porn, and interracial porn, and ready to drop porn..all porns she’s been involved in….and she’s not quite ready to show off the shitting porn…scat as german as Bratwurst…but fishing porn…she can fucks with that…and yes I just said fucks..blame social media…thanks in advance.

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Here’s some Heidi Klum trying to Amy Winehouse and go back to black….because you know as you get older, your vagina gets bigger, and has new requirements…especially after you spent your 30s getting fucked by voice of an Angel, real life beauty and beast, Seal….with a penis the size of a average man’s thigh…..something only a German could handle…preferably lubed up with feces…because Germans are fucked and if you don’t believe me – ask all the surviving Holocaust jews that are in their 80s at your Passover Seder tonight….

From practicing the chocolate in her mouth, to the subtle cock teasing in her bikini strip, making the poor – literally poor – Turks and Caicos boat man feel uncomfortable because he’s not allowed to fuck the clients…BUT it’s Heidi Klum…right…

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I have a mom fetish. I think it’s because I never had a mom. Or maybe it is because I am old as fuck, and the average mom I am into is over a decade or two younger than me….

I just like seeing them breast feed, knowing I missed out on being breast fed. I like seeing them do mom thing, or hearing about how they have to make dinner or do laundry….I even like seeing pics of their pussies, because they are hardly as banged out as I used to think they are when I was scared of moms because I never had a mom…usually they get their pussies sewed up after their birthing process and are tighter than most college girls who fuck the football team every weekend…because moms…are too busy being moms to fuck….making them total fucking machines…all sexual deviant..and derranged from giving up their life..

Heidi Klum is a serious fucking mom, with a weird sexual addiction or deviancy…because she’s got a dozen kids, half with Seal, who not only had a voice of an angel, but also creepy LUPUS scarred face that reminds us that Beauty and the Beast LIVES….but more importantly a penis the size of a grown man’s arm…that she couldn’t get enough of…because she’s German…if there is no shit, BDSM, or extreme vile sex acts involved…it doesn’t count…or some shit…

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Well, she’s in a bikini, looking her age, but still better than most of you sluts…because you’re not genetically modified due to Nazi human experiments…and here are her parents to prove that…

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I guess with every bullshit award show comes bullshit parties for the bullshit people who are at the bullshit award show or bullshit people who want to be at the award shows to go…you know people like dressing up and being part of some exclusive event designed to perpetuate the lie that is hollywood…

Oh this event wasn’t for the SAG awards…it was for SAG Award weekend…get these people while they are all in the same place I guess..

In attendance were very important tits….and I’ve got a “nice little round” up because my life is more pathetic than the people who get invites to these things – and go because they don’t actually work and want to be scene so that they don’t have to work…

Heidi Klum brought her old model mom of 100 tits…and they looked big…

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EIZA GONZALEZ was there, I can’t be bothered to write a post on her, so I’ll just put these here…

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OH and Elle Fanning was there also…dressed like 80s Prom and it’s amazing…because she looks 10 and like she’s playing dress up like you perverts like…

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Miranda Kerr’s Looking Thick Neck and Pregnant of the Day – which happens when you fuck a billionaire and want to get paid in perpetuity when it all falls apart…

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Kate Upton was there – hiding them monster tits…because she’s more than just tits people…she’s also got a trust fund that has taken her places like Hollywood…

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Oh and Dove Cameron – whoever the fuck that is – was there too…

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Heidi Klum is dressed like a 20 year old college girl – while shopping in her tight jeans, stupid looking boots, but most importantly, light weight t-shirt cotton with no bra, showcasing her brilliant tits, that make no sense as tits really, because she’s had so many kids, I think somewhere around 14 kids….all with Seal…it was a Seal litter…that we can assume left more damage on her pussy…because there’s no real evidence of destruction on the tits….proving that she’s clearly created by Nazi German technology, where Hitler’s brain still controls what Germans put out to the world, where she’s rigged to some machine somewhere, because Germany overall means anything Germany puts out must be the best….

This doesn’t make sense….not just for a mom to have tits like this, but for a 50 year old…what is going on…I need answers….

But it does remind me of high school, 30 years ago, when a set of good tits in a cheap t-shirt was enough for me to jerk off to…sometimes in the back of class…for no one to notice…because I was that kid….

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Heidi Klum is in Shape Magazine and if you’re a Heidi Klum fan – you probably already know that – I am too slow to the draw on this internet thing – where I’d need to be married to my computer all day everyday – while I have better things to do with my time – like stare at the wall…

Ultimately, who really cares about Heidi Klum, she doesn’t care about you, she just wants you to buy whatever product she selling. She’s not inviting you to her parties, she’s not having weird German Scat Fetish sex with you – like you are SEAL – but then again you don’t have the voice of an angel and a penis the size of something that a BDSM submissive would want….it’s a German thing…from Nazi to Pragmatic…

I am just amazed she looks this good, but it’s pretty obvious why. She’s genetically modified thanks to Nazi technology – and it has worked out amazingly for her…not so amazingly for the people they tested this on in the 1940s…but that was so long ago…let’s focus on what matters….

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Heidi Klum always goes crazy for Halloween and people, mainly old people, get excited for her crazy and outrageous outfits…

She likes Halloween so much, that for a good period of her life she dressed up as a little blonde woman who got destroyed by a big black scarred up face black guy with a voice of an angel…with a dick as big as a child’s arm…that wasn’t big enough to Klum to really destroy her vagina as much as German people. the inventors of BDSM and scat would want…but in the process she did shit out a bunch of beige babies…Hilter would be so disappointed…

She was on Ellen, dancing like she was the kid in the SIA video as Ellen pretended to be SIA…but more masculine…and the whole thing was silly…but not as silly as her costume involving a herd of Heidi Klums, like a bad snapchat filter, like the narcissism you’d expect from a model who at 50 still looks this good…weathered…but good…

And here are those pics…of Heidi Klum…just having a good time…because she’s won at life..and all it took was being hot…good deal.

A video posted by Heidi Klum (@heidiklum) on Oct 31, 2016 at 7:58pm PDT

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Heidi Klum is a 100 year old freak of nature. I am going to assume that dude with the MAKITA power tool is either with an Air Compressor, or a Staple gun to keep her GUNT in place…

I mean that, or she’s a product of Nazi Germany, that wasn’t that long ago in the grand scheme of Humanity, and Heidi Klum’s life, and in being a product of Nazi Germany she’s both Genetically modified and ages great thanks to the good old genetic/human experiments designed in the BAYER labs when creating Asprin….and a sexual deviant who likes getting shit on or maybe she’s the one doing the shitty after being violated by Seal’s arm sized penis that made her a bunch of babies…

There’s video….on her instagram…

A video posted by Heidi Klum (@heidiklum) on Sep 27, 2016 at 4:21pm PDT

Here she is jumping into bed…

A video posted by Heidi Klum (@heidiklum) on Sep 29, 2016 at 5:21am PDT

Here she is seducing you so over exposed you can’t tell she’s 100 years old….

A video posted by Heidi Klum (@heidiklum) on Oct 1, 2016 at 7:09pm PDT

Seriously…this is like some of those handjob tutorials you see in porn…

A video posted by Heidi Klum (@heidiklum) on Oct 2, 2016 at 3:52pm PDT

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Heidi Klum is playing it up for the paparzzi – while wearing her bikini – because I guess she likes the attention, loves the camera, and feels like she’s in her element…

We know how easy the German people are to please people they deem worth pleasing….whether it’s a client, a boss, HITLER, or SEAL and his massive penis that made her an army of beige children…just to prove that her sexual fetishes of being stretched out in the pussy like a good German Dominatrix, who comes with Golden Showers….is more important than building an Aryan race….in a “Look how much of a Nazi I am not”…

I like to assume that Heidi Klum was created or is a product of Lebensborn –

“Lebensborn e.V. (literally: “Fount of Life”) was an SS-initiated, state-supported, registered association in Nazi Germany with the goal of raising the birth rate of “Aryan” children via extramarital relations of persons classified as “racially pure and healthy” based on Nazi racial hygiene and health ideology.”

Because she looks like something that genetic modification would make on the back of millions of Jews….I mean that or breast implants..while on her back for billionaire Jews…at Victoria’s Secret…you know…models…

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