Heidi Klum is probably in her 50s. She’s been banged the fuck out by a bunch of men throughout her career – but mainly Seal, who I assume has a penis the size of a baby arm, that along with his fertility has ended up in multiple kids for her, which in an of itself demonstrates that they fucked a lot, like a Nazi German trying to piss off her Nazi father, with the biggest and darkest black man she could find….or maybe more like a German scat eating dominatrix, or Masochist, the kind the fill the sex clubs of Berlin, because Germans are a pragmatic people and like to have a release…mainly through the weirdest sex practices ever…

Yet despite all that damage, she looks like this…the Aryan queen that Hilter, despite being black haired, dreamed of creating…and I hope it has everything to do with photoshop, I can’t accept any old lady with a bunch of kids looking like this…

If you look close enough – you’ll see nipples…

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Galore Magazine is a magazine that’s doing the whole throw parties at key events like Art Basel, Fashion Week and Coachella…cast the key instagram models on instagram as part of the magazine….to make sure they go to the parties…do cover photoshoots with people of interest or actual models…like Heidi Klum..have those people of interest also show up at those parties…and you pretty much just secured relevance…without even writing one life changing article..and who really wants to write a fucking article…when you can hang out at parties with models and take pics…as that’s the level of brain power the kids have…clever…

I don’t think the pics are that hot, I hate black and white from a digital camera, but I guess they compliment Heidi Klum best, since she’s old as fuck..but she does still have a great body…which is more than I can say about the old people I fuck, all medicated, half dead, and disgusting as I pull their adult diapers to the side…

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In keeping up with models from 10 years ago, that’s today’s theme, here’s Heidi Klum staying relevant by getting fake ass, tits and gunt attached to her body to really own her Kim Kardashian clown costume….for Halloween, which for the last few years has been Heidi Klum’s big weekend because she has the craziest party and wears the craziest costumes..

My personal favorite her being Seal…but in keeping with the monster theme…

Others include:

I DON’T KNOW WHAT THIS IS CLICK HERE

HER DRESSED LIKE HER OLD WASHED UP SELF CLICK HERE

HER SHITTY ON HINDU RELIGION CLICK HERE

Now she’s doing this Kardashian shit..which is just that shit…but for some reason..mildly erotic…because Kim K already looks like a fucking sex doll, why not prove how doughy and plastic that Kardashian look is, even when using a old, washed up model doing it in a playful way rather than a “Kim K is the worst pile of fat shit”…way…because despite being german..she is kind…

It’s just too bad she’s not doing the Kim Kardashian costume we all want to see…a scene from her sex tape….she can recruit ex husband, baby daddy, child support paying Seal to play Ray J…because you see Kim K and Heidi Klum have a lot in common. They are both Nazis.

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Heidi Klum is 100 years old in model years, 50 in human years, 350 in dog years…and one in hot retired models…

She still has a rockin body in her bikini, and the body is what you look at, as faces can be botoxed to shit and don’t count, but body, that takes work..

It’s amazing that her pussy was blown the fuck out by SEAL….because you know it was blown the fuck out by SEAL…and not just from the SEAL PUPS she squirted out…but the process in creating those SEAL PUPS…

And I guess what I am saying is – Ethnic Cleansing….from the 40s in Germany…at there most famous camp, that wasn’t the same Jewish camp all you Jewish kids went to…it’s a different one….that I think created science that made this…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Heidi Klum still models lingerie…She also peddles it…which I gues she is modeling it…you know make that money from any angle you can…especially after spending a decade or more being created by Victoria’s Secret…making this her actual talent, while the TV career, is just coincidental or whatever…

I still like looking at Heidi Klum in a bikini, because she’s clearly genetically modified, possibly from being a German…and we know all about the German’s research into DNA and ethnic cleansing…trying to create the perfect race…which one could argue, at least based on her aging, that Heidi Klum may be…

Not to mention, her vagina is like a circus trick, and not just because she’s in her 50s, but because it’s been filled with babies after being filled with massive black penis…making her even more interesting to me….like some kind of science experiment, and/or german scat porn…

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