2017
22
May
Hilary Duff vs Sarah Hyland Legs
Dramatically different – like four of Sarah Hyland’s legs fit into one Hillary Duff leg…yet for some reason, a reason I call being inconsistent…I would want both wrapped around my neck while their vaginas make mashed potatos on my face…you know just to see what they taste like…probably…other dudes…HOMO…
That said…here’s a good THIS VS THAT to jerk off to….Child Star turned Grown Up LEGS…CLICKBAIT…
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2017
08
May
Hilary Duff posted a little workout selfie, which worked out nicely for Soul Cycle, assuming the people following Hilary Duff aren’t just pervert dudes looking to see her sweaty cleavage because they used to jerk off to her when she was child star exploited by her parents…the way all kids should…
And that they are people who appreciate her fitness, despite being thick as fuck, which I guess is in, with tree trunk strong legs, that are good at lifting things, like fridges…and taking abuse…like gangbangs…the thigns thick girls do….
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2017
05
May
Hilary Duff would be a tough girl to charge and knock over while trying to abduct her and put her in your van….
Both because of being short and a low center of gravity, but also because her legs are fucking tree trucks, sturdy as fuck, and she’s unable to be knocked over.
I don’t know if that’s a hot quality to have…but I figure anything Hilary Duff does, like her ability to be her own security detail is lovely, not dainty, but lovely.
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2017
28
Apr
Hilary Duff is a magical creature sent from the past to instagram – where she has been trying to figure out hot to produce selfie porn – as she’s an old mom now and when she was a kid the selfie porn was shot on producer’s point and shoot cameras and not shared with the world – but would have been if it was decided by the team that it sold more records, movie tickets, TV shows, brand deals…etc…you see because she was robbed of her childhood by her own parents – she understands the importance of whoring.
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2017
22
Mar
Hilary Duff posted this picture of her thighs on a mattress, that we can assume is reinforced to support her strong and sturdy body, that we can also assume is an ad, even though it doesn’t say it’s an ad and the FDA should fight her on this, sue her for this, misleading us like this….because she brags about how good the mattress is…tagging the mattress..but does she really believe it – or is she just a spokemodel getting paid…who knows..
What I do know is that she’s having some kind of sexual breakthrough, fucking all kinds of people pretty much publicly…multiple trips with multiple dudes and that alone makes this mattress sponsorship make more sense..
What doesn’t make sense is that there is no mention on how absorbent said mattress is when it comes to her high sex drive squirting…you know…squirt squirt…
All this to say, I appreciate her sturdiness…
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2017
17
Mar
Hilary Duff has some thick fucking legs – so seeing her in a pair of leggings is not only hot to me….who has recently developed a thick leg fetish…It’s a sign of strength and ability to bounce up and down on my face…not that Hilary Duff, despite being horny as fuck lately would do that to me…but she’s a beacon of hope or guideline for other big legged women I come across in my everyday life..you know a reference point…
But her vs Leggings…is like war, as you know those things are struggling to not explode off her…in some Incredible Hulk type moment…it’s just unfortunate we can’t see her from behind…
THAT SAID…WE CAN SEE HER PRETENDING TO CLEAN…despite having nannies and cleaning crew as she’s a rich entitled coddled child star…because SWIFFER gave her money…and seeing a girl who doesn’t clean cleaning is hot to me…because this world forgets a woman’s role…but I don’t…and never will..
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2017
15
Mar
Sturdy Hilary Duff, who I’ve never had much interest in, at least not until she started doing cross fit, turned into a sturdy little powerhouse, or is it a brick shit house, either way, strong as fuck, full of squatting and heavy lifting….all after being a mom…because for some weird reason…I find it erotic…
I’ve never been into little thick body builder women, but knowing she had a kid with some billionaire NHL player, made me think…this girl can take a fucking a good old fashion Hockey innitiation and her high testosterone probably makes her like it…because as you know, girls with high T are fucking horny…it’s always the pre-menopausal, hairy bitches who want to fuck…all the time..and in Hilary Duff’s case…that’s fact as she’s had at least two public lovers in the last 3 months and that’s a lot for any celeb…in her prime…wearing short shorts, hard nippled and see through….
I dig it…
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2017
24
Feb
High Testosterone Hilary Duff is getting her fuck on….because high muscle means high testosterone and that means high sex drive….coupled with being rich, famous, a divorcee, her uterus is probably screaming to be filled and this homies is the gay opportunist doing it…if you can K-Fed a Duff, while her baby daddy is being investigated for rape…knowing she’s clearly into rough sex for never reporting his rapes…it could make for a good time…especially if she shares the top role…and sticks it in his pooper…something domineering high testosterone girls like….along with trimming their facial hair..they fucking love trimming their facial hair…
Either way, she’s had at least 2 or 3 boyfriends in the last few months…bad mom….in her sexual prime…
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2017
17
Feb
Hilary Duff is fucking horny…
She’s gone through at least two boyfriends in the last two months that we know of…and her husband is being investigated for rape…something I assume she participated in back when they were dating – because hockey dudes love weird initiation in the locker room…
My theory is that she got bulky and thick from cross fit to handle the whole hockey team on her…all these child stars are fucking addicts and sexual deviants – it only made sense..
Well she’s on her third trip to a tropical place this month…from Hawaii to Mexico to Costa Rica…all to fuck…and despite not wearing a period friendly bathing suit…the kind that would embarrass her if she got her period and wasn’t a period activist feminist….she’s looking thick, and strong, and good, and knowing she’s on a sex trip getting banged the fuck out dude to an insatiable high testosterone sex drive..makes these pics way more fun to stare at…
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2017
13
Feb
It must be cinco de mayo or some shit, maybe it’s that these women like to eat tacos, or maybe they are doing some dodgy tax evasion tactics down in Mexico, or maybe it’s just Jennifer Aniston’s 100th birthday, where she brought down her good friend Jessica Alba for the party and Hilary Duff’s thick legs she brought on the beach, since it’s a close flight to LA, and celebrities love jerking each other off and hanging out since they’ve got nothing better to do as they work, and get overpaid for their work, 6 weeks out of the year like a bunch of fucking scamming bums….bums…that are in bikinis…in some 90s blast from the past you can’t help but love…
Maybe they aren’t even together on this trip, even if these people all like hanging out together as it is good for PR…while hating each other…because they are actors and self involved and hate the competition….Mexico is a huge country…they could all be in different zones, but it is safe to assume that no matter where they are they can get the purest cocaine available since they don’t need to deal with all the shit cut with cleaning detergents you find in America after it has made way across the border wall trump built….all while eating some damn tacos…because tacos are awesome…that I think Hilary Duff needs more of….while I try to stare at hers…
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