Ireland Baldwin is my best internet friend even though she ignores me..because she produces creative and artistic masterpieces of her twerking up against a statue like she’s in some kind of rap video, or Miley Cyrus, or pretty much any girl between the ages of 14 and 35 who know what twerking is…it’s gone mainstream…

Even I have a twerk video on worldstar hip hop…

And it’s hot…and Ireland knows it…that’s why she’s doing it…cuz fame is based on how many followers you have yo’…it’s a new generation…fuck being on TV and internet…let people obsess over your life…something I am into doing…at least when it is like this…cuz I think it is glorious…and I’m ready to be invited to her 18th birthday party…

Her caption was I hate when this happens”, which makes it all so much better…this Ireland girl is good..she’s got it figured out.

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Ireland Baldwin is hilarious….as she finds her “sex appeal”…and delivers it to the world via the internet…like so many girls before her have been doing….you know a bit of a teen with an identity crisis thanks to her dad shitting on her as a 10 year old…but coupled with having all the money in the world..but a drive to differentiate herself from her really successful parents…leveraging their contacts, which is fine, it’s what everyone with connections does…but the good news is at 17…she’s posting amazing shit like her booty’ pippin’ cuz as much as I hate talking to 17 year olds because they are retards…their asses are usually a girl’s prime…perky, round, and not saggy and dumpy with a slowed down metabolism…now I don’t get Ireland Baldwin hot, she’s big and awkward, but I do find her instagram hot…cuz she produces the fucking goods on her quest to be a babe…but maybe that’s just because I’m into #pugs, #puglife and got my own negro #pug so whenever I see pugs I get pumped…or maybe it’s just the package fucking deal…who cares.

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Ireland Baldwin is such a rebellious teen…all 17 and posting pics of her posing like she just had shitty teen sex because even with all the porn these kids are exposed to…they still don’t know how to fuck…but they sure like letting people know they fuck because it makes them feel so mature…I blame being yelled at by her daddy and humiliated at a young age, or maybe it’s the hormones in the food, but then again, I was fucking at 17, and it’s not a big deal, but it’s fun to pretend it is, because that’s what the internet wants us to do…at least why else would Ireland Baldwin be posting shit like this, it’s just as easy to not post her “personal pics”…and next time, maybe she should post a pic before the orgasms…you know when it’s actually less of a post sex loving cuddle and more of a dirty ditch pig getting railed…

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Friend of the site who doesn’t know she’s a friend of the site because she is too busy blocking me on social media and getting her dad to even go after me because he has something to prove after publicly humiliating her when she was 10…Ireland Baldwin posted some bikini pics of her on and her 7 foot tall body on a rock stretching in a bikini…and I figure at 17…and sexually active…you’ll probably like staring at the shit…even if her mom, Kim Bassinger is a lot hotter than her…the whole underage shit is a good selling factor…

Here is a video…

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Ireland Baldwin is one of those self-produced models who you may remember from the various 17 year old girl in a bikini posts I’ve done on her over the course of the last year that she’s matters. We call them Instagram models, who use their camera phone and their last name to really get their 6 foot big body noticed enough to land a modelling agency, who will and does eat her up, because of her last name, the fact her dad left her evil voice mails when she was 9, and all the family connections from Bassinger to Baldwin, there’s a lot of people….Not to mention she gets hype from her bikini pics and has her own following starting, that you’d have to be an idiot not to sign her…I mean they sign 6 foot tall bitches just for being 6 foot tall, this one actually has some marketability to leverage…but as it turns out, selfies aren’t quite pro fashion shoots, and being 6 foot tall, doesn’t mean you aren’t as goofy as you’d expect to be, cuz this fashion shoot for Elle is pretty bad…I prefer seeing her grinding her Boyfriend on his paddle board half naked..but then again, that how I prefer seeing all girls..

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I am not posting these pics of freakishly tall Ireland Baldwin in her bikini because she is in a bikini…I don’t care about big 17 year old girls who are obsessed with their bitch paddle boarding boyfriends…in what you know is going to end in disaster propelling her into typical Hollywood kid behavior of fucking anyone and everyone…I don’t find her that hot, I hate 17 year olds they are annoying, and even if this is the best her body will ever be, I’d rather fuck her mom….

I am posting this because she has PUGS…and all I fucking do is PUG…so this shit puts a smile on my face…you know since the only thing good in this world is PUGS…obviously.

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Ireland Baldwin, I see teen pregnancy in the near future….that or a horrible break-up that stems from her being cheated on, because all young guys get bored of a nagging bitch when they want to get out there and fuck as many willing girls as possible…with equally if not more famous parents…who are as hot or hotter…propelling her into a downward spiral that brings up repressed memories of her dad and where he went wrong…officially making her broken….

The same kind of broken that will lead her to out there to get as much revenge as she can on all the men in her life by inserting as many penises as possible inside herself…

It happens all the time…and I’m looking forward to it, but for now, it is a blissful young love, first love, probably the virginity poppin love, that they think will end in forever love with marriage and shit but that won’t cuz at 17, it all comes crashing down…it always does…just like a girls metabolism..

Here is the happy July 4th trip documented on instagram….and yes, looking at pics of a 17 year old couple when you are a grown man is creepy as fuck…here are the pics anyway.

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Ireland Baldwin posted these pics to her instagram.

She is the 6 foot 2, IMG Model Agency Signed, 17.75 year old girl, who as her size and hips would suggest, has the hormones of a 27 year old in heat, ready to make babies, unable to keep it in her pants, not even when the paparazzi is watching, I mean especially when the paparazzi is watching, because what better way to piss off your dad and make a name for yourself by being a celebrity wild child the media waste their time talking about, because without being Alec Baldwin and Kim Bassigner’s daughter, she wound’t matter in the world, but even while being their daughter, she doesn’t have to be working it for the paparazzi for attention.

This is what happens when daddy doesn’t hug you enough I guess. The broken girls with daddy issues are always the ones who hit puberty the youngest, I’m talking 8 years old.

I don’t feel dirty posting a 17.75 year old in a bikini, because I am not lusting after this one, and I also know nothing really changes from 17.75 and 18, so it’s virtually the same thing, just don’t get caught with naked pics of her….naked pics you know her Stand Up Paddle Boarding boyfriend has….

FBI – He’s the one you want, not the readers of this site.

Young love, can’t wait for it to all go wrong, as it always does.

I blame it all on her blocking me on Twitter.

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My good internet friend, 17 year old IRELAND BALDWIN ….who one day will turn 18, not that it matters, considering the hormones in the food have made her 18 many years ago at least in size and ability to get pregnant…it’s just a fact that girls today have more body in their teen year…and more importantly….that girls today have more interest in showing off their bodies…it’s the whole hitting puberty at 7 that made this possible. Thanks Diary Industry.

So bikinis are smaller and smaller, bodies are curvier and curvier, and 6 foot 2 Ireland is lookin’ like a lot of fun on a Stand-Up Paddleboard something I assume her boyfriend taught her – since he’s a pro SUPer.

You may find me perverted for posting this, but I figure at 17.5, she’s old enough, not to mention I was talking to a group of dad’s in the park this weekend, and they were all freaking out about their teen daughter’s friends who come over to swim during the summer, perving out while pretending to supervise….and they were far more perverted than me…

Probably because I have the luxury of having a wife who is so fat she doesn’t say shit about me fucking other girls whenever I want. Unlike those other husbands with the teen daughters, who have opted to put their penis in purgatory – or at least prison….forced to fuck the same pussy daily….Depressing enough to make a dude jerk off to a 17.5 year old…something I won’t be doing because I like my women more experienced and 19…but I’m not gonna judge you for doing cuz we’re all fucking freaks…some of us are just more public about it.

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I like to think `17 year old Ireland Baldwin has officially mastered VINE with this comedic gem that covers topics such as pedophilia, diddling a 5 year old Vagina….I guess when babysitting….in what would be the kind of pedophilia I would be into if I had a 5 year old vagina and she was my babysitter, you know the kind I wouldn’t have repressed memories about or that I wouldn’t become a lesbian over, because she’s a bit of a babe and being molested by a babe…is a dream of mine….

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