I wouldn’t go so far as to say the day I found out that Jojo had big tits was a life changing experience, but it definitely made her a lot more interesting as some child star who had fallen off, who was trying to make a comeback based on nostalgia alone. Sure, it’s a lame concept, but she was still under 30 and had money to make in an era where the money is far easier than the money then, especially with tits!

She’s gone onto flash her tits in an IG live, which I think was intentional, that led to a deal with Rihanna’s lingerie brand to be a set of ambassador tits and realizing she grew some fat tits was like realizing the earth is flat, game changer, not a very important game changer since who gives a shit about Jojo and the earth being flat impacts all of us by exposing the lies we’ve been told, but a big tit Jojo is better than the alternative, which I guess would be a small tit Jojo?

Who cares, she’s using tit for attention, which is what tits are gifted to girls to do!

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Jojo is doing here best impression of her sweet dog, but I like dogs better than people, not sexually, just because dogs have all the best qualities you’d want out of person, but that you never get out of a person, because people are self involved pieces of shit trying to get ahead.

Even someone like Jojo, who theoretically has money in the bank, an okay level of celebrity seeing that she was a child star about a decade ago who may have checked out for a few years, but is still Jojo with the Nostalgia…..but yeah, even someone like Jojo is so keen on getting ahead that she’s using her poor loyal dog as a prop in her smutty content

More importantly,she’s THANKFULLY using her tit to get some hype, and I figure when it’s at that angle, which isn’t the most common bikini selfie angle, she’s getting an interesting side tit hang, all full and round because her tits are beefy and soft….

Pretty nice work…..

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Jojo brought her thickness to what I assume was instagram…which seems to be the people’s favorite place to post their entry level nudes…the kind you send to your tinder match you’re flirting with before diving into the asshole pics…

It does seem weird that people take these slutty selfies for their social media, but I guess when you’re addicted to being famous, to being the center of attention, being the jerked off to….as you compete against actual porn….you gotta step it up…

She does look like a fat chick, with fat tits we’ve seen thanks to a previous instagram story around the top of the Pandemic back in 2020, you know to launch her as someone you want to follow because you may see her tits when bored at home during the pandemic….and that’s become part of her top tier, once a celebrity, still a celebrity, or at least trying to be a celebrity, hustle…

Her underwear, string strps look like she’s pulled them up so hard they’re overalls, but whatever works in a world of perverts and exhibitionists…and as a pervert…this works for me…keep up the once famous, now half naked hustle. It’s a good enough one.

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Here’s some Jojo looking like she’s having a mental breakdown, which may excite those of you who are single, lonely and never exposed to the crazy that women have deep in their souls, burning brightly always ready to explode at any given moment….you know being yelled by a bitch, means she cares…something jerking off to porn doesn’t really offer you…that REAL LIFE EXPERIENCE….

I am not into crazy eyes, girls raging or crying. The whole mental health being normalized thing is fucking annoying to me, the oversharing also annoying, I prefer the bottle it up and keep it to your damn self…..but at least she’s doing it in a body suit…..

I am not even interested in finding out what the tits are saying in this clip, the human trafficked, or at least the sold to the industry as a child, which rarely ends well has been back back for a few years trying to be relevant…and when she was away, she grew some tits…and those tits will help make all her dreams come true….if she just LIGHTENS UP a bit….this energy is a little intense for me going into the weekend….it’s a reminder that all these motherfuckers are just broken, even if their tits look substantially not broken…

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One of the more interesting revelations of the pandemic, is that Jojo has huge tits, which for some reason, a reason called WE LOVE TITS, makes her dramatically more important than some washed up child star trying to revive her career….and with the help of big sister Rihanna who I am sure don’t have a questionable origin story…which I guess Jojo does too…you know how does a girl from New Hampshire end up in Movies by the age of 15…maybe the same way a girl from Barbados ended up in NYC at 15 with all the work visas in place to become a huge popstar for a big record label…probably not the kind of thing you’d want to look too deep into, but instead just accept as normal luck….good old fashion LUCK…

Anyway, Jojo is grabbing her big tits at the American Music awards which I didn’t really care were on, because the American Music Awards are the only awards I was ever “Invited to” as press, I didn’t go, because I figured if they were inviting me, it was probably some real bootleg shit….you know if I am at your party, your party is the wrong party….if I sneak into your party, your party is the right party.

Point being. tits.

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There’s a phenomenon out there called SEATBELT TIT that my friend Stefan is very into…he’s also into the ONE tit being pulled out fetish which is a thing that people with lowered expectations has…you know WHY show me both your tits in a TITTY DROP…is it TITTY drop THURSDAY YET…OH MY IT IS….get ready for those, thing of this as the teaser or the appetizer.

But anyway, INSTEAD of asking a bitch for BOTH tits, you know so you can see the full set, your negotiation in seeing the tit ends up with “come on, just pull out one, it’s just a tit, I’ve see tits, everyone has tits, what’s the big deal, don’t fear the tit, you don’t even have to show me the set, just give me a sampler…it can be the smaller of the two, you know since not all tits are created equally, not even on the same body”….

I guess it’s a half glass full situation, where he’s just happy to see one tit, while one tit makes me angry cuz I want both tits…NEVER SATISFIED…

Well, a variation of the ONE titty flash, is the seatbelt tit, where the belt pumps the titties up….bags have a similar effect and JOJO who surprised us with her big tits by flashing them on IG STORIES and becoming a lingerie model for Rihanna…

She was also on some luxury vacation in CABO where she did boating and big titty bikinis….fun..

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Here’s some JOJO in her PPE because of COVID or some shit….I guess she’s invented a face mask with a stylish lens and glittery shit to make it seem nice and high fashion….

The good news is that even with that clown shit you see the clowns of your neighborhood rockin’ like a bunch of idiots who just do what they are fucking told like a bunch of lemming fucks…willing to blow out their longs and limit the oxygen in their lungs, strictly for the sake of COMPLYING WITH THE RULES…..

DO WHAT YOU ARE TOLD EVEN IF IT MAKES NO SENSE, DEHUMANIZES YOU, REMINDS EVERYONE AROUND YOU THAT YOU ARE A FOOL, because…you have no mind of your own.

The good news is dumb PPE like this doubles as a cum shield for a BUKKAKE so we can always find use for trash….

The better news…HAVE YOU SEEN THE TITS ON THIS ONE!

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I like to call Jojo Big Saggy, because her tits are like two bags half filled with mayonaise, all streteched out and amazingly sloppy, just not when in a sports bra or push up bra, where the girl who lost her virginity at a young age and who I saw in a podcast talking about how horny she is, because women of today are different than women of yesteryear thanks to all the porn that has been shoved down their fucking throats with the algorithm, you know just trying to be hot….

But yeah, her big tits made her more interesting for me and her Rihanna underwear campaign was pretty solid, except she’s no longer working for Rihanna but rather ANOTHER UNDERWEAR brand that she now calls her favorite because these flip floppers go for whatever is paying them…and LIE…

A month ago, Rihanna’s underwear was her favorite…

You see where we are going here and that is who cares why Jojo is now an underwear vendor…or underwear model…in her 30s…but at least we get to see her tits.

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