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2019

12

Dec

Katy Perry Christmas Tits of the Day

Katy Perrry Christmas Tits

Nothing says “let’s cancel Christmas” despite loving Christmas than seeing an aging Katy Perry and her sloppy tits basically exploit Christmas for her own personal gain because she knows people fucking love Christmas and if she was to do the LeAnn Rimes and only release Christmas Music for the rest of her life, she would guarantee serious fucking income without having to put too much effort in, besides doing a tour between November 15 – Dec 15th in select cities….it is the logical progression for a old pitch trying to stay relevant in music, even though she’s richer than god and doesn’t really need to stay relevant, it’s just that her ego won’t allow her to chill, cuz this is what she always wanted and with some strategic selling her soul to the devil she became a HUGE fucking success…a star beyond anyone’s wildest imagination because from the day we saw her…we saw a bloated awkward barely talented chick…with really dumb music and dumb creative direction…who wasn’t hot at all but had some tits….which isn’t normally enough to get to where Katy Perry got and I have a hard time believing her “visionary” brain got her there…it was really just a lottery win.

Well, as it turns out, she still has the sloppy tits to go with the sloppy rest of her…so there’s that.

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2019

15

Nov

Katy Perry Nasty Fucking Panty Flash of the Day

Luckily this is not an official Panty Flash, it looks like her dress may be JORTS or a onsie or a leotard because upon zooming in I see the same yellow polka dot on her pussy…but it could just be some kind of optical illusion I am not going to further investigate since zooming in on Katy Perry’s crotch was bad enough.

You see, I find this slag disgusting, barn animal level disgusting, just sloppy from every fucking angle, rocking a dumpy fucking bad skin, over-made-up face….which doesn’t even being to scratch the surface of how bad her fucking singing is, how bad her music is, how bad her dancing is, how bad her whole aesthetic and bubble gum theme is, she’s literally pulled a fucking a scam…..went viral before social media and got confused for being a a fucking talent, an act, and the public with no brain or capacity just bought into it…

Her tits her only real ability to trick people….but still not good enough to justify her existing…she makes me sick…and her panties even when they aren’t panties make me sick…

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2019

21

Oct

Katy Perry Photoshopped and Wet of the Day

Katy Perry Wet

Somebody call PETA cause this PIG in a BIKINI is animal ABUSE.

She so clearly photoshopped her gunt out of this picture.

The whole #MeToo thing really didn’t cover real rape, like the rape from Katy Perry through her perverse music no one asked for. Why do we know her top 10 hits by heart after Never listening to her.

We’ve established that rape doesn’t need to be penetration from a man, it can be anything, like jerking off in a hotel room or on the phone….but for some reason No One has said “by putting lyrics in your mind without consent”…

We should do what we do to all rapists…and have her exiled…

Katy Perry Wet

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2019

08

Oct

Katy Perry Tits in a Bra of the Day

Katy Perry Tits See Through Shirt Bra

Katy Perry even with her big tits we all know, including her are her only marketable skill, and with her ass and the rest of her being dumpy as shit, that’s not even that impressive..

I can’t stand her….

It just reminds me of how a talentless hack was able to put on some dumb costume, appropriate the LA hipster scene at the time to build out her poser aesthetic, and create countless hits, that are shitty fucking songs, barely catchy fucking songs, but that went viral regardless, thanks to what we can assume is illuminati, or a business that just knows how to properly manipulate a fucking audience through marketing….

So putting up her shameless use of her tits, now that she’s old and rich and can’t be made to believe she’s a fucking hack, thanks to all that success her talentless ass has had….was almost painful to do…but they are such big tits I can’t help it.

My working tagline for the site is “I hate Celebs, but Love Their Tits”….is perfectly represented with this garbage! So here is this garbage…..

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2019

23

Aug

Katy Perry Figures Out Where Her Music Belongs of the Day

Katy Perry is shit.

She’s a talentless pile of shit. She had a viral song and she’s lasted for a long time….because the public are idiots…

No one has told her she’s a pile of shit…so she continues to make money, stupid money, that I guess she spends on getting fat as fuck…

So she’s decideed to take her music where it belongs…the shitter…cuz she’s shit..and don’t be confused by the people who are with her, they are all on payroll, she has no friends, how could she…being the sick toilet dwelling turd fuck that she is…

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2019

26

Jul

Oh God Katy Perry is Ugly in a Bathing Suit of the Day

She’s at the point in her career where she’s made it, has nothing to prove, has all the fuck you money she could want, has gone beyond here wildest dreams…and doesn’t need anyone’s approval…the scam has been done, has come to fruition, she won…and there is no way my opinion of the way she looks in this era of fat being ok will affect her negatively….BUT….fuck…she’s disgusting to look at in a bikini…whether she cares that we think that or not…it’s just truth and after all these years of polluting us with her bullshit…this is the worst kind of thanks we can get…

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2019

29

Apr

Katy Perry Tits Out of the Day

Katy Perry has some face injections going on, trying to deal with the fact that she’s still 40, but her whole act is based on being some bubblegum bullshit, well as it terms out, she’s still disgusting…even with her tits out and the basic cosmetic procedures she’s got as an instagram girl…big tits in a push up bra aren’t enough for me to ever say Katy Perry is worth jerrking off to…

BUT then again, you’re less particular, you see tits and you have to jack off…it’s just the level of pathetic dude that you are…so here she is for you, not for me, cuz I hate this bitch…I’m generous…

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2019

24

Apr

Sloppy Katy Perry Must Have ad her Face Injected of the Day

It doesn’t surprise me when people tell me that Katy Perry is hot, because I know how dudes thing and for the most part, they think anything is hot….not all dudes are as judgmental and critical of a bitch…and not all dudes focus on all that is wrong with a bitch from her thick cankles to sloppy stomach..inability to dance…ability to annoy through shitty fucking song….

I just don’t understand it…cuz I can’t look at Katy Perry and not think she’s the worst thing in the entertainment world…who didn’t deserve the career she got…due to her lack of talent but who went viral and scammed everyone who has no opinion of their own into thinking she has something to offer.

I don’t understand how a set of tits is enough for you to accept a monster as a babe, even though I’ve seen it over the years…often times at 3 am at the bar…but still…a “did you see the tits on that one”….where “that one” is one I wouldn’t waste my time having sex with, easier to jack off…and this is coming from someone who has paid some really gross women for sex….but it’s different when you’re paying…I am cost conscious and go for what I can afford…when you’re actually trying to connect with a real women to fuck..I just avoid the pigs…I mean I married one…but other than that I avoid.

What I am trying to say is I guess I fuck dog shit too, but I don’t try to convince myself it’s not dog shit.

Katy Perry…is Dog Shit.

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2019

12

Apr

Katy Perry Panty Flasher of the Day

Katy Perry Panty Flasher

I can’t believe Katy Perry still uses the shark dancers.

I am going to assume this is a very old clip that we just came across in our lab of finding slutty content from slutty famous people and slutty girls trying to be famous…

Because if this bitch, with all the money she’s made, without having any real talent, is still milking a costume she came up with many years ago, instead of trying to speak to a new generation, or do something cool since she can afford to, she’s just sticking to a tired and familiar act…it’s a huge waste of celebrity.

It’s like so many other people are better suited, hotter, less awkward, with better ideas that this bitch…and the fact that she’s famous may offend me as a concept, but really offends me if she’s not even trying new shit out….cuz she doesn’t have to.

The whole thing – so dump – check out her red panties though, you can see her dick.

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2019

25

Mar

Katy Perry Cameltoe of the Day

Katy Perry Cameltoe

Katy Perry is looking like a Twink from the late 80s who just found out he got The Gay Cancer…too fat to be full blown AIDS…but he just found out about the Gay Cancer….there’s plenty of time left for him to waste away…

You see, this bitch looks unhealthy, sloppy and out of shape…dumpy in her athletic pants that she’s clearly not wearing cuz she’s athletic….a popstar who was really fucking lucky to have a career..thanks to a viral song that happened at the right time and a series of moves that kept her earning….

It’s a story of the least compelling act, with the lowest level of talent, from an inability to sing and dance…to a look an style that was really just badly executed…who thanks to the naivety of the audience…the stupidity of the audience…the lack of taste of the audience…was able to cash the fuck in….

I will never understand her celebrity…and I will never believe she has a vagina…cuz it’s against my policy to think of ugly thing sexually, at least on the internet…in person…I’d stick my dick in dock shit if I had to….and I have had to. You know…in order to cum.

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