Kelly Brook got all clever….like when I used to go on dates and order the egg salad to justify why my ass was producing vile fucking smells….you going to an Indian restaurant after not showering for 4 days because you’ve been drinking and fucking random girls back to back….you know to cover-up my disgusting by masking the smells with similar smells in food…..

If your pussy radiates fish smells due to infection, hygiene, etc…just carry a platter of fish around….and no one will be the wiser…and when the fish is all eaten and that pussy smell still lingers out of your dress….all you gotta say is “I must have got some fish on me” making your disgusting more tolerable….

SPEAKING OF HER VAGINA HERE ARE PICS OF IT…..

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Kelly Brook brought her huge fucking tits out in a one piece bikini because her body is confusing and sometimes looks awesome half naked…and other times looks bloated and dumpy as shit…cuz she’s not in her 20s anymore and I am not even sure she’s in her 30s…..but at least she’s got a huge, ridiculous rack that she’s shown off consisently over the years, because she’s a whore who has been working towards making her big tits famous for decades, even if I prefer when HER VAGINA STICKS ITS TONGUE OUT AT US …..

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Kelly Brook in in Lingerie for Entrevue Magazine, which is some shit from France that I would have expected would be more erotic, because I used to watch TV from france many years ago and shit was filled with nipple and bush, so were their magazines…and it’s not like Kelly Brook is thee kind of bitch who doesn’t get naked, she’s always fucking naked….but based this set, I think it is safe to say she wasn’t at her fittest…she’s hit or miss…swollen up and fat or not….but one thing is consistent that we can count on….her big fucking tits….they are all she’s good for….

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Celebs are beating us to the punch by posting / releasing their own bikini pics…and by us I mean lazy pervert bloggers who don’t produce our own content but instead post pictures other people take of bitches with big fucking tits who I think should retire and have a family…but won’t because she’s finally made it to a place where people care about her big tits…it only took her a decade to do it….

Not that Kelly Brook is an actual celeb….but she is a big titty bitch who has had sex with celebs….who has been trying to be famous as long as she can rememember and is at her peak….even though she’s on a decline…

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KELLY BROOK has big tits she has been exploiting for a long time …that finally made her famous last year…and I love big tits as much as anyone…but she bores me….she’s old and sloppy and needs to retire…

She should not have SPREAD HER ABORTION ALL OVER HER NAKED PUSSY AS IT STUCK ITS TONGUE OUT AT US but instead brought the baby to completition….I figure she was doing it to by a few more years…but she’s done.

Seriously, I’ve seen her in a bikini so many times….I don’t fucking care….I don’t find her great…she’s old….tired…and boring….but she does produce porn I can get behind like this fetish shit….I call busty women in tight pants posing with meat….I should buy the URL…it will be my big break.

But you’re probably more into her bikini so…..

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KELLY BROOK is known for having ridiculously big tits, that’s the shit that made her semi-relevant, because she isn’t a household name, but pervert dudes from the internet know she exists, and that must cound for something….something that she felt was worth getting an abortion over…to ride out cuz she finally made it by her standards….you know after all those years of trying….

It turns out that in the right leggings, her ass isn’t so bad either….pushing 40 and still turning heads….

I still prefer seeing her NAKED PUSSY STICKING ITS TONGUE OUT AT US

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Here is some campaign that Kelly Brook is doing for socks, a campaign that is clearly written by a retard who I am sure thought was so clever, using some play on words bullshit and stuffing her bra jokes…

Her face looks horrible, one would even call it a wreck that should be retired..but those tits…those tits are big….and sometimes…like in Kelly Brook’s case…that’s all that matters.

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Kelly Brook is everywhere…at least EVERYWHERE ON THIS SITE …I’ve been posting on her like a mad person…and I don’t even know why…I think I like the fact that she’s some bottom feeding slut who spent a decade getting topless to finally become as famous as she is today…or if it is because she had an intentional miscarriage to keep living out her dream into her 40s…or maybe it is cuz I know what her vagina looks like as it sticks its tongue out at me…but it is probably cuz she’s got rocking tits that she brought out to some London Fashion bullshit…..

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I don’t know why I’ve bothered with Kelly Brook so much the last few weeks…maybe it has to with her WEARING SEE THROUGH TIGHTS ….. or the fact that her unphotoshopped tits are amazing but her UNPHOTOSHOPPED ASS ISN’T

But It probably has to do with this satanic period photoshoot…..

Either way, here she is bending for Reebok.

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There is a few thing I like to see when I leave my house during the day….one is women who are too old to be wearing leggings or tights wearing leggings or tights…you know cuz you know they think they have the body that can handle tights…all trying to stay young and hot…and the other is women who wear tights or leggings that are one or two sizes too small…cuz when you think you’re hot and tight bodied…the last thing you want to do is admit to being a medium…thus squeezing into a small or x-small….like you were still 16….leading to fabric so stretched out it becomes a fucking sheer might as well not be rocking pants at all situation….it’s even better when bitch wears pink underwear….to really draw attention to herself….

Well Kelly Brook is doing both those things….sure she should stick to rituatistic photoshoots celebrating new beginnings after sacrificing her baby in a self enduced miscarriage….fully naked with labia winking at us….but this isn’t so bad…at least not nearly as bad as her unphotoshopped ass

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