It is possible that I hate all celebrity pussy because they taunt me all day and don’t let me fuck them….maybe that is why I look at all their flaws and call them fat, old, dumpy or uninteresting….Maybe I hate them cuz I can’t have them…making me bitter or maybe…just maybe they are in fact overrated….and maybe their big tits do come with big square uneventful asses…and maybe everyday girls who don’t waste their time aspiring to be famous are in fact hotter and have more substance that these bitches some company decided to shove down our throat….and maybe I’m just honest and objective cuz I know I’d fuck Kelly Brook…hell I’d fuck anything with a vagina….but that doesn’t mean I have to like it…or that I can’t call it out for being less great than her paycheck tells her she is….you know just cuz a movie cost 100,000,000 dollars to make doesn’t mean it is good…and just cuz a company sells a lot of product doesn’t mean the locally grown is of lesser quality…it’s all perspective…I’m not racist, I love all women, I will fuck all women, even during a herpes outbreak…but I can say that some women have great tits….and some women have shitty asses….and sometimes that happens on one woman…and today that woman is Kelly Brook…..but I do appreciate her self produced erotica, it shows good spirit and drive……

Here are some pics she took for twitter.

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These pictures of Kelly Brook are no different than other lingerie pics of Kelly Brook, they are however a lot different than THESE PICS OF HER VAGAIN STICKING ITS TONGUE OUT AT US LIKE IT IS A MINI DICK …..

She’s old, but has huge tits, and can be photoshopped into looking alright, younger, less fat, maybe even ethnic….and totally like she didn’t have an abortion a few years back cuz she figured riding the success was a better strategy for her….success that all stems from her huge fucking tits….

Good times…

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This is hardly an upskirt when dealing with a cunt, literally, that we’ve already seen…you know in a photoshoot where She rock’s out her chicken mcnugget dick clit….pussy be sticking it’s tongue out at me like we are in elementary school and I’m being ostracized by all the girls as they point and laugh….leading to a lifetime of bullying girls…but I don’t like to think it is related…I like to think I am more into hating all people equally, no matter what the gender or ethnicity is….

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Kelly Brook is a fucking pig of a woman….who I am not going to call fat, because I met a girl last night who I wanted to fuck, who knew about the site, and who told me that all I do is call chicks fat, and when I tried to explain to her that some of the girls are actually fat while pinching her stomach, she told me to fuck myself, leading to me not getting a blowjob in the bathroom….but I bet if I put a donut around my dick, I would of…cuz some girls….like Kelly Brook, can’t say no to sugary fried delights, no matter what the delivery system is….

What I am getting at is, if a girl has DDs, she’s usually gonna have a fat dumpy ass, and I don’t mind calling her out on it, cuz everyone else is sucking her dick-clit….and paying her big bucks that should go to someone who has DDs, isn’t 100 years old, and isn’t sloppy yet….

So repetitive in calling these girls fat or not…it is what it fucking is – I don’t make them eat all that cake – they do it to themselves – and you are the real asshole.

Here is the video

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Kelly Brook put her fat ass on blast for everyone to try to jerk off to before realizing that they came there for the fucking tits….I guess she only got 592 likes on the shit, so either her fan base is non-existent, or they just don’t respond to a bitch with fatty tits everyone likes to stare at, deciding to venture into the world of trying to seduce with other body parts….this is like when you hear about a pro athlete launching a rap career or some shit…the two…although part of her are mutually independent of each other….but luckily I am a pervert and will still stare and so are you…

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Kelly Brook is doughy as fuck. This is the number one problem with girls who have fat natural tits…the rest of them always end up fat too. That is why it is key to get them when they are 18 – 25, before the metabolism slows down, cuz the fat natural tits you’ll be fucking with, won’t likely be fat tits on a bitch who makes her money and strives for fame based strictly on those tits, cuz if she ladder climbing, she wouldn’t be with you, cuz you are a fucking loser nobody who can’t help her get ahead or even help her have an orgasm….

You see what I am getting at is that this doughy as fuck body in a bikini is that of a bitch who devoted her life to being famous from abortions, to skipping meals, to working out all day to book jobs to get ahead…every inch of her to her core dedicated to being hot enough to get work….where as the average busty bitch just wants to lock a man down, get knocked up, gain 50 lbs….

So take this as a warning, cuz even those who work hard at something give up – here’s the proof.

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I wonder if Kelly Brook is pregnant again, or if she’s just getting fat, because this bitch fluxuates in weight so much, it is hard to tell, not that it matters, she is pushing 40, her metabolism has slowed down, heer biological clock is counting down fast, but her titties are still going strong….

She managed to milk them properly for all they had o offer and it worked…it got to this level of success, this low level of fame, where she’s an actual millionaire off her shit, when so many busty girls like her just get office jobs and fat…..

But I’m thinking, it’s time to throw in the towel and let her belly catch up to the tits it has been trying to catch up to all these years…..She’s done all she has to do and all she’s really talened enough to do…

It’s over, but I’ll still look down her shirt.

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Kelly Brook is a hit or miss as far as I’m concerned, sure she’s got fat tits, but who fucking cares about fat tits when they come with a fat ass, an ass so fat that the bitch is wearing a fat lady bikini bottom, you know the kind with a built in skirt that little kids wear, because it balances out their fatness. I get that when it comes to Kelly Brook, a topless model in her 30s who has been at this topless modeling thing for over a decade, who finally made it last year and decided to abort her kid when she was pregnant to really milk the opportunity, probably should have cut her losses and had the kid, cuz when she’s not photohopped to shit, she’s dumpy as shit, and that makes me want to take a shit.

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Kelly Brooke is crying for attention and she is doing it in Cannes because I guess as a European…this is her turf and these are her people….who celebrate her as one who fucked her way to America….and internet fame….with a set of fat titties….that got her great roles like in some shit about fish invading a lake on spring break….where she played the busty chick who dies……

I am pretty sure her pushing it, going that extra mile, has something to do with her old looking face….times running out….

When really all she should be doing for attention is SHOWING US HER VAGINA STICKING ITS TONGUE OUT AT US /a>…..

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