I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again….the things they do with photoshop to a bitch are pretty amazing….I figure if she’s allowed to be repetitive by getting half naked and perpetuating lies we all like to look at…I’m allowed to point out what her unphotoshopped truth…a fat ass and stumpy legs actually look like when they aren’t photoshopped….not because I wouldn’t fuck her…or that I really care….or because I am shocked big tits took her this far…..but because I want to see her working gigs she’s better suited for…like fully naked…and pornographic…even if made be to artistic like spreading her unborn fetus all over her when she decided career over family last year….

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I posted the cover of this busty KELLY BROOK….because I appreciate a set of big tits that have been exploited for personal gain….I think a girl who is born with huge tits and decides “Hey I’m gonna show these off and hope people notice, care and eventually cast me in movies, cuz they are spectacular” is always worth noticing…

Even if the unphotoshopped truth is a fat ass… that is being fought off in the tailend of her career as a half naked busty model…who once SMEARED HER ABORTION all over her naked self in some ritualistic “eat the fetus for a few more years of a career as a sex object”….way…instead of having a baby and throwing it all away while she worked so hard to get this far….

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So Kelly Brook is playing a fat and busty Kate Beckinsale in some shitty movie she landed because she has big tits…it is called Heavy Metal and this is one of the promo pics you probably won’t care about unless you are a virgin loser who can’t get enough cleavage in leather…or if you are just a regular dude who can’t get enough cleavage in leather…cuz lets face it…cleavage in anything is good times….

Here she is doing capoeira on the beach….in what could be her ass in pictures at its very dumpiest….cuz big titties always battle a fat ass playing catch up….her little kid fat chick bikini bottom skirt can’t fool us….

I prefer her ritualistic nude performing art photoshoots where she smears her miscarriage/abortion all over herself …because she decided to take a step back from having a family for critical roles like Heavy Metal…and playing on the beach with her fat ass that might as well be a mom of 12….

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Kelly Brook’s tits were shown off in a bra for some magazine I’ve never heard of…..and I liked it…cuz big cleavage with a natural set of tits is one of life’s pleasures….all fertile and ready to feed a tribal village…just as soon as I’m done with them…kinda thing….ideally the lactation comes from before the miscarriage….cuz I’m not ready to be a father…I’m more of a stepfather….and none of that matters…cuz there are tits to be stared at….

Now here’s a hot instagram picture of Kelly Brook in some amazing leather leotard…and thigh high athletic socks…like she’s not in her mid 30s…like she didn’t just have a miscarriage/abortion while showing us her pussy lip….like she is at her peak and is going to ride that out as hard as she can…while I watch…cuz this kinda shit is erotic to me….mainly cuz her leotard touches her pussy, asshole, tities all at once…amazing…

Here she is on the beach in Ibizia…not sure when…but looking nice and fat assed….cuz big natural tits usually come stock with that….

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Here’s some twitter smut by someone who is pretty much a softcore pornstar…who is only known because of her tits….well if you keep track of her SHE WAS BLONDE AND IN A BIKINI FOR A MINUTE last week and now she’s brunette again simulating a porn facial….Sure, I prefer her rubbing her “miscarriage” all over herself while her pussy sticks its tongue out at us…. but I’ll post this anyway.

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I didn’t know Kelly Brook was a blonde…that’s cuz I don’t keep track of Kelly Brook…or more importantly…her hair color….cuz i don’t give a fuck about the bitch….

I do know she is a busty low grade model who managed to fuck herself a bit of a career the last few years…..and I do know she’s in a bikini showing her tits for twitter while holding a coconut making a silly jokes like “Breakfast time…. grab the coconuts”…so subtle of a reference to the tits that made her a somebody…and I am not …

I still prefer her naked, covered in abortion photoshoot I can see her pussy lip in….but nothing wrong with a bitch built like this promoting her own bikini line…cuz I appreciate looking at the pictures….

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It amazes me that people still use Calendars….I mean unless you’re a hipster trying to make a point at how innovating and throwback you are by denouncing technology….or you are an old timer who doesn’t know how to use a computer cuz your working class life changing tires in a garage cuz you were too stupid to do anything else…like learn how to use a computer when you got home from the shop…..you have no business using a calendar….

It is the single worst fucking gift a person can get you, that is esssentially telling you “fuck you, I hate you, I put no thought into this at all, but felt obligated to get you something, even though nothing would have been more polite, decent, and respectful of me”……

But for some reason these Glam models, like Kelly Brook keep making them, like it is all they know, or maybe cuz they don’t wnat to let go of something from the past, or maybe it makes them extra cash, as there are likely more assholes, idiots, technology deprived assholes than I thought…or maybe more poeple give shitty gifts to peopl than I think…and it doesn’t matter cuz anything that gets a bitch half naked….is good enough for me to get posting….even if everything it represents offends me…..

We’ve only got a few months…but you get the idea…full figured and half naked….

I still prefer when SHE’S COVERED IN ABORTION AND HER VAGINA IS STICKING ITS TONGUE OUT AT ME

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Kelly Brook did twitter…I mean for a Glamour model with huge tits cuz that’s what happens to working class girls in the UK for some reason I don’t understand, but assume had to do with eating too much banger and mash in preperation for a career of eating banger to get ahead….I would have expected her to do something a little more dramatic, a little more hardcore, a little more interesting, considering she did a photoshoot of her naked body while her vagina stuck its tongue out at us while her aborition was spread all over herself a few months ago….you know making you think she’d take this self shot shit to the next level…but instead this is what we get…and I’ll take it…cuz I’m a bottom feeder…

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I was just talkign to someone I’ve known for a while and he told me a friend of his gave him an hour of shit when she found out that he knew me, that he read my site, because I am the worst thing on the internet in her mind…because I guess she doesn’t get what I’m doing here, which makes sense because I don’t know what I am doing here, but I guess the porn ads make me no so mainstream….or kid friendly….or something you’d ever see on CNN……

So when I mock busty half naked bitches who get paid to get in their underwear like common whores, cuz they are common whores, but spend more time focusing on her abortion that she staged as a miscarriage, because she doesn’t want the pro-lifers, since she finally made it and feels she has a few more years in her big tits and cgut to make it….

But I’m more into focusing on how she spread her abortion staged as a miscarrige …or maybe it was her first period after the abortion staged as a miscarriage all over her naked body while her vagina stuck its tongue out at us….mocking us for buying into her bullshit and making her rich….in some weird tribal ritual I don’t get…

Here’s some NUTS Magazine panty / bra / photoshoot….cuz it is better than nothing.

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I don’t understand virgin loser movie nerds get off to seeing busty chicks dressed like their favorite male movie characters…it’s almost like they have the Indiana Jones fantasy but are too embarrassed to jerk off to Indiana Jones, because that would make them gay, and despite being virgins, who have never experienced a vagina, so they don’t know if they even like it, they don’t feel the need to add more problems to their already pathetic lives….so instead they just wait for a bitch marketed as hot pussy, to get in costume to play out their fantasy, so that they don’t have to deal with their possible homosexuality and they can remain focus on what matters, math and absitinence by circumstances and not by choice…if you know what I mean…

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