Apparently Kelly Brook has a bikini line. Personally, I prefer her when she’s NAKED , but I guess she’s being strategic and needs to really find something that will carry her amazing huge tits into their 40s, cuz it took her 15 years of trying to get the right dick down her throat, only to really breakout this past year and a half, only to be turning 40 real soon, it’s like all that work for a little pop, might as well lay the groundwork for the decline, like she was Liz Hurley…I guess that’s the British way…

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I posted these pictures of Kelly Brook yesterday or the day before, hell it all feels the fucking same, but I know it was recently, and after reflecting on the shit, I have no idea what the fuck I was thinking, shit is boring and un-masturbatable, I think I was just ripping into the horrible scent of these body sprays dudes think girls like, cuz I’m exposed to it enough to know how offensive the shit is, but it doesn’t seem so bad in video…when the titties are in motion…so watch it if you care…I should be getting paid for this…but Lynxx thinks this site is too pornographic…maybe we should email them a complaint … cuz this motherfucker’s got bills to pay and a private jet to buy…

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I haven’t posted on Kelly Brook in a couple of hours …so I figure I need to get some fresh Kelly Brook pictures of her pants getting eaten by her pussy as her stomach is exposed…you know addressing the beauty of high waisted jeans on a bitch trying to find her thinnest midsection as to not have to admit she’s not a size 24 anymore….I think I’m caught up in a spell with this bitch thanks to those pics of her vagina winking at me…or maybe it was talking in code as stickin’ it’s tongue out and now I’m drawn to every step she takes and every move she makes….creepy…yet expected….

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One of the worst things in the world is when stuck at a bar next to a dude who takes these body spray companies seriously, forcing you to smell the toxic shit they think is going to get them laid, until you can get your drink and escape them. This jock frat boy shit is worse than AIDS, worse than being held captive by pirates, worse than natural disasters, worse than the smells my wife gives off when naked and worse than my wife naked, it is just a war on my fucking nostrils, and I’m a motherfucker with a food allergy who stinks of sulfur and an issue with not being down to shower or wash my clothes, meaning bad smells are kinda my thing…I have a pretty solid threshold for stink…The only thing good about these companies is that they hire whores to show off their tits when marketing this toxic shit…..and here’s Kelly Brook getting paid to smut peddle…cuz bitches like this don’t care what they promote as long as it pays the fucking bills…they have no souls…but they do have tits…good enough for me…and now look at all the free press they got….good work Lynx…

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I hope this becomes a style trend, cuz I’d be happy leaving my house if bitches wore nothing but lipstick. I have this thing about wanting to see every girl on the streets’ vagina. This would help that happen…

I gotta say I’m glad to see Kelly Brook naked, but more importantly that she has some bush, cuz really, bush is the future, all these bald girls are just lazy, bush takes maintenance and effort…

Either way, here are her big tits doing something that matters…

On a sidenote, these could be new or old – I don’ think it matters..

Now say hi to her clit hood…as her pussy looks like it’s tickin’ its tongue outat you – saying “You can’t have me, na na nan anan ana ”

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Here are some pictures of Kelly Brook in some unflattering leather pants while wearing a sweater to hide her tits, the only thing people care about when it comes to her, making me think she’s getting cocky in her very fickle celebrity….a celebrity that will go away if she keeps wearing pants that make her legs look short, hips look wide and tits look uneventful….

But I’m posting it anyway.

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Kelly Brook in a Bikini is Pretty Alright – especially when the post before her was Cheryl Burke in a Bikini . This was my way to couter-balance the bad and the ugly with the good….see because her fat goes to the right places, so right that she’s managed to make a career off her big natural looking tits on a small frame being in a bikini, so is a professional at being in a bikini, so professional that she managed to maintain the shit going into her 40s cuz she didn’t quite make it until the last 6 months….but stuck to her guns and now we all can masturbate pretending we are stuck to them too…because printers are a beautiful thing in celebrity masturbation fantasies and apparently so is crazy glue.

That’s all I have to say about that.

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It was Kelly Brook’s birthday. I guess this was a year she wanted to show the world is that when she puts her tits away she’s really nothing fucking special….

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It hate Funny or Die. I Hate linking Funny or Die. I hate the marketing manager at Funny or Die. I don’t find Funny or Die funny. I can’t stand Will Farrell or Ricky Bobby or anyone else in their stupid crew and I find their jokes cheap, obvious, idiotic and only interesting because they case celebs to be in them. It is like Saturday Night Live the next generation, when the next generation should have died with Jim Belushi, instead of being this latch on bottom feeding show filled with people embarrassing themselves cuz they aren’t funny.

That said, here is Kelly Brook in some cameltoe sketch I assume I’ll hear people quoting, because people are just as stupid as Funny or Die, I mean that is why it exists.

I’m doing it for Kelly Brook’s tits and not for the cheap cameltoe joke.

I just can’t believe I get flagged a porn site by advertisers, when the real smut is going on next to the AXE banners on here.

I hate myself for promoting these cocksuckers.

But here it is anyway.

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Kelly Brook is still milking the final run of her getting topless for money, because soon enough she’ll be too old for this one trick she knows how to do, and I don’t mind watching this hustle, cuz it’s a lot more fun than when she was known as the tits dating the mean guy from Titanic….even if she was doing more topless work then she does now that people have accepted her…and she gets to do FHM family friendly type magazines instead of the smut she was involved with in the past…because anyway you dice it…her natural tits are pretty fucking spectacular…a rare breed of tit these jacked up on implants days…and I think that’s all the talent any girl really needs to make it…..I’m kinda glad things worked out for her…let her inspire the next generation of beautiful natural tits to follow her hustle…now we just have to wait for the sex tape…

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