I find it a little presumptuous that this bitch would attend some event and not show off her tit. It takes a lot of nerve for someone who is only famous because she has tits…that are pretty spectacular…and that she isn’t afraid to show off when she is getting paid….and even when she was hardly getting paid back when she was a busty piece of shit with a dream…but now that she’s got all this press and has reached that peak she always felt she deserved…she figures she doesn’t have to give her fans what they want, she doesn’t have to exploit herself anymore, she now is liked for her talent and not the tits she flashed to get that talent noticed and the whole thing reminds me of a whore who once decided getting fucked for money wasn’t fulfilling anymore, she needed something with purpose to feel like more than just a vagina, so she decided to take up massage therapy, she went to school for it, got licensed and every dude who would pay her a visit would find out pretty quick there was no fucking for money going on anymore, she wasn’t the girl she once was, and that she only gave legit massages , which lasted a solid month and a half before she got killed by an angry john who wanted to fuck and didn’t like this new attitude….

It happens all the time, an objectified bitch doesn’t want to be objectified anymore, but wants to be known as a person and not for a body part….making them boring and irrelevant…but the rejection sets in fast and before you know it, she’ll be back more accepting that all we care about is her tits.

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I almost saw this movies this weekend. Not because I am into shitty movies, but because my friend is into naked pussy in shitty movies. I am just glad I didn’t.

I know, Kelly Brook is a seasoned topless model, who we shouldn’t get excited about seeing topless, especially not now that she’s got a new publicist, who somehow managed to make the world care about something she’s been doing a decade….

While Riley Steele, the girl she is dancing underwater like a faggot with, is a seasoned young pornstar, who actually gets fucked by black dudes on camera, all because she went to the AVN awards, met Jesse Jane, decided to follow her lead and got recruited to her company, only to take her hot little body, alter it with shitty fake tits, and slowly morph into her den mother, who I guess is one of the biggest pornstars, so in her perspective it can’t be a bad thing, even if shit looks fake as fuck…

I guess I am posting this, partially because Riley Steele is a big fan of mine, but also because it is the first time these low level celebrities, who are both worth fucking in their own right, but who just aren’t that high profile, are in actual movie theaters on the screen naked, instead of the back row naked, cuz that’s what whores do…and not only are they in the shitty fucking movie, but they are also in 3D….and the whole thing is just far too exciting for me to grasp….

This underwater interpretive nude dancing is fucking hysterical……serious fucking joke….you gotta watch this…

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My big regret with this bitch is that 5 or 6 years ago, when I started the site, I didn’t reach out to her and book her for a photoshoot back when she was affordable and desperate. A photoshoot that would have lead to marriage, kids and the possible good life she’s getting now, because there was a time when this bitch wasn’t all over the media, but instead was getting fucked by celebrity cock on the downlow and 500 dollars would have got her tits in my face for the site.

Unfortunately, I don’t spot talent very well, cuz I never predicted this happening. Especially not now in her old age, I was convinced she was just going to fade off like all the other attractive, busty, UK trash in cheap lingerie, but instead she pulled the right moves, got the right management, and now people talk about her every fucking day like she matters…which she doesn’t…but I guess her tits kinda do…cuz they are big…and being oppressed in this outfit like a black man in the 1950s…ok, enough of this nonsense…let’s focus on the real issues like why she is wearing the same shirt as Ashley Tisdale (scroll down)…how embarrassing.

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I am pretty sure Kelly Brook has always been the kind of girl who wanted to be famous and loved by the world. Maybe her dad didn’t hug her enough, or maybe she didn’t even have a dad, so she decided to use her tits to lure cock to give her male attention, before realizing that if she uses her tits in photos, she can get the male attention of a whole country….so the last 10 years she’s been struggling with her tits, dating low level actors, going to low level events, always in thinking in the back of her mind just how much she deserves fame and dealing with not having it, then all of a sudden, something hit and her tits had staying power, Playboy was calling, people were calling, she was getting work and all the blogs started writing about her, making her the happiest slut to ever get topless in pictures to pay her rent.

I am not complaining, I am just saying I hate taking part in this publicity push she somehow managed to get on, but I do like her tits, even if she’s smiling like she’s succeeded, like she’s really made it, when she should have more fear in her eyes at the thought of losing it all cuz she’s insignificant….and she will one day lose it…but I guess these are the good days…and I should just focus on them tits…even if what they are attached to is getting off too easy…cuz I like to see my titties with a little more strugglin’…This finally made it, got what she want, cuz all the “hard work” paid off, good life bullshit with no more desperation is not porn to me.

But you like these titties…so here they are.

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I find this shit irritating as fuck.

Firstly, we shouldn’t get excited over anyone who is topless, cuz tits are just tits and girls should just show them and the reason they don’t is cuz assholes like you can’t play it fucking cool and make them think it’s a big deal…

Second, it’s Kelly Brook, a topless Glamour model from the UK who has been getting topless for decades…and the only person who should have got excited to see these tits was back when she was 20 and an ex boyfriend she cock teased when he was 14 and who had been jerking off to her ever since finally got to seems….and now I wait for the Lawyers letters to start coming in from the Popular Men’s Magazine…cuz we don’t live in a time where ppl feel the need to cum on magazine pages….and that upsets them…but this Kelly Brook body…no matter how much it annoys me…is still fucking substantial…

Now I wait for the Popular Men’s Magazine to send Lawyers letters….

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I love that Playboy is pushing that you will soon be able to see Kelly Brook nude in Playboy…when every perverted idiot with the internet knows that Kelly Brook has been nude a lot in her career prior to 3 months ago when the Pirhana 3D team started pushing her hard….it’s like all you need is some google and you will see that getting naked for money WAS her career….Her natural huge tits were the key to her success, even if it took her decades to get to this level, and it’s really not like seeing Miley Cyrus or some shit in Playboy….but I guess my philosophy of celebrating bitches getting naked means I gotta get excited about the shit….

So while you wait for Playboy to drop, you should check out these naked in Pirhana 3D pics that were released since they are the people behind her recent celebrity….or you could just you use google you can find more naked pics of her cuz she was a topless for money kinda slut long before playboy….

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The Kelly Brook suddenly relevant cuz she decided to show off some skin, wear some tight clothes, and I guess hire a new publicist tour continues…This time launching a Reebok campaign she went nude in, while wearing some tight workout gear, showing off her ass for all her new fans to get excited about, despite having been around at least the last 5 years doing exactly the same thing, but I guess that’s just how it happens for some people, slow and steady wins the fucking race kinda thing, but unfortunately in her line of work…turning 35 or having a kid is gonna be the end of her…3 more years to go or one broken condom…to go…and in the meantime here’s some older woman in tight clothes with a pretty good body getting work and love she deserved when she started out 15 years ago…and no one noticed….

Next stop for Kelly Brook on her new publicist tour is the Playboy cover….stay excited.

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I like to call whatever is going on in Kelly Brook’s career her retirement tour or farewell tour. It’s like the last leg of the race and she’s decided to up the fucking effort cuz she knows that this time next year, those wrinkles are going to be too hard to hide, and avoiding the dessert cart at the restaurant is going to be a thing of the past, so take it in when you can, cuz her natural tits are crazy….especially if you weren’t aware they existed, like 98% of the population a few months ago and finding out about her has been a fun discovery filled with masturbation to various google image searches. I know how it works…

Bonus – Here she is topless on a motorcycle from some other bullshit….

Pics via Bauer

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Kelly Brook has got this game on lockdown, even though when you have tits like this, it doesn’t really take any effort to really get shit on lockdown, but whatever is going on, there is a revival in her busty career as a busty chick and virgins everywhere are going fucking nuts for her, even though she’s been around for 10 years doing the same thing, but whatever, I guess who really cares, cuz the more effort she puts into getting noticed, the more we see her hot tits semi-exposed and sometimes that’s good enough….actually…that’s always good enough….

Either way, here’s the video….

And Here are some of the pictures from Total Film Magazine, or what I like to call her latest PR vehicle to get entwined in the brains of geeks everywhere cuz they are loyal as shit and will lead to her getting gigs in big blockbuster comic book based movies like she was Olivia Munn…..

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Kelly Brook’s Bikini Tour Continues of the Day

It turns out that it’s really easy to be a PR person for a big breasted woman who has already put 10 years into getting herself famous, from fucking the mean guy in Titanic to posing half naked as often as she could, but still wasn’t a household name, cuz all it takes is getting her a personalized paparazzi to take an endless supply of bikini pics daily, cuz that’s all these sites really care about and apparently, being Kelly Brook is pretty easy too, thanks to her fat tits…

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