Kelly Brook decided to produce some self shot titty pics, because titty pics is pretty much all Kelly Brook knows.

Titty pics have been the foundation of her career and really is her life purpose since she was 20. Now pushing 40, is at the top of her titty pics game, and I guess she feels the need to celebrate, since they helped her win the lottery that is her life, because you never know, one day she can develop breast cancer, and it’ll all be over.

I mean the older she gets, the more the stats are against her and the likely that will happen…

Sluts always plan for the worst and have an exit strategy in the form of a rich dude to get knocked up by. Here are her Instagram pics, conveniently hiding her belly and ass, focusing on the goods.

If her instagram pics don’t excite you – here’s her GQ Turkey promo video…

And if that didn’t excite you, maybe you’re just not into dumpy girls from the UK with huge tits pushing 40.

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Kelly Brook is in a new AXE Campaign, because really what else is she capable of doing with herself, it’s not like she’s gonna win an Oscar or some shit, and she’s only got a small window to make money…with her amazing fucking titties…that are really the only reason any of us know who she is…

All I know is that I am sure she wishes she lived in a world with no gravity….to prevent her from sagging into a 40 year old no one cares about.

I didn’t bother watching the clip, because watching commercials for the cleavage is on the lower end of my priority or interest level list, but I am sure you’ll watch it, make it viral and make that rancid spray that I can’t believe any dude would wear, more money than they already make….

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Doughy as fuck Kelly Brook got photoshopped skinny for her recent FHM shoot, and she looks pretty fucking good, if only she could walk through life, at least her big dumpy ass, with a photoshop filter on, because it makes her ridiculously huge tits that have led to all this fame, fortune and celebrity cock, the same tits that she’s been showing off for over a decade to get to this level of big titty fame where she knew to abort the baby and give it another go before 40, even if this level of fame is being shot for FHM, something I assume she’s done dozens of times before….but doughy or not, she’s got a good face, good tits, and takes a good pic and is hardly as trashy as the other glamour models she probably pretends she’s above and not in the same league as, even though she’s their fucking leader.

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Kelly Brook, who didn’t the same path as other Glamour Models, you know instead she always kept her nude modeling as classy, instead of becoming a regular low level employee for some magazine that’s almost a joke that it exists. She used essentially the exact same strategy as those UK Glamour models, but threw in a little celebrity relationships, some acting, and even launching her own product line, all while looking pretty good doing it. She’s pretty much peaked the last couple of years, explaining why at practically 40, she hasn’t settled down and had kids yet, because she’s got another go in her, and whether this big titty photoshoot is recent or not, it doesn’t matter, because it shows off all it took for her to become this millionaire low level celebrity everyone knows….them ridiculous tits.

I’m a fan.

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Kelly Brook is some old timer glamour model, probably pushing 40, but doesn’t matter enough for me to bother checking, I just know this isn’t her first rodeo, if anything, it’s closer to her last rodeo, because after 2 decades of getting naked or topless, with her ridiculously amazingly big breasts, she finally got some mainstream exposure, in the form of a movie role, that inspired her to give this titty model thing another go, in a don’t turn back now kinda way, inspiring her “miscarriage” that otherwise would have ruined her career. Strategic. You only live once, might as well go big or go home even if that means having a “miscarriage”.

Sometimes it’s nice to see an old timer holding on for their fucking life.

Here she is in FHM Turkey.

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It turns out that Kelly Brook is in the process of shooting her 2014 calendar, I guess that “Miscarriage” was a good idea, because it looks like she’s got another year in her…despite pushing 40. You know how having a kid can ruin everything for a big titty model who battles with her fat ass on the regular who has been exposing her big awesome tits for a decade or more who has finally made it – if shooting her own calendar is considered making it, considering Calendars are the most outdated around that I can only imagine they are in their 70s.

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No one cares about Kelly Brook, her “Miscarriage” that I will bet was an abortion, because her career at 35 was finally starting to take a turn for the better, and she didn’t want to ruin that knowing pregnancy ruins a body that’s already walking the fine line.

She knew there were a few more good years, that she could spend fighting off her natural propensity to be a fat pig, something that up until now, she’s been able to keep very focused in on by reserving for her tits, it is like her obesity genes goes straight for them titties. Probably cuz of enemas, eating disorders….but babies woulda fucked all that up.

But we do care about those tits, that are natural, but almost unnaturally large,in some born next to a nuclear plant situation.

I am sure she starver herself for a week, took a lot of enemas, in the making of these pics, promoting some garbage that has been done before, but that she hopes to make a few million off of, to carry her through her fat years during retirement.

Eventually, that gut catches up to the titties. It is a medical fact.

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Kelly Brook was punked on TV….in what would be be offensive…..
if it wasn’t staring a couple hooker type women…who are virtually pornstars…..who just don’t have sex on camera…but who do showcase their tits for money…willing to do almost anything to get ahead….

You know what…this is actually a well executed prank….and I’m happy it’s allowed on TV…next time let’s hope she’s riding it or inserting it in her ass…but it would have to be a hell of a lot bigger to insure she feels it….that loose lipped /orifice harlot…..

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I get a lot of hate from “readers” who are actually just random people who land on the site randomly and take offense in me mocking Kelly Brook….which is funny because I barely know who Kelly Brook is and assumed the rest of the world felt the same way…..I mean sure she was in one movie…where she got naked and killed off…which was pretty big time for her….I mean it was a real deal movie in the theaters and not some gutter sex tape you’d think she’d belong in….you see cuz she is a big titty model…who got where she is by grinding out those big titties….and there’s nothing wrong with that…but there’s nothing really nobel, talented, interesting, or hard about doing that….so I can’t really respect all she’s done for the world…but I can stare at her tits….

The reason people get mad at me is because I mock her “miscarriage”….partially cuz I have no soul…but mainly because I am convinced it was an abortion…cuz her career was finally picking up in America…and a body like that can’t support the destruction having a baby does…..I guess those people who get mad…are people who have miscarriages of their own….sorry for reminding you of a horrible time in your breeding…

Kelly Brook was out at an event, flashing panty strategically for the paparazzi and it is safe to say it was intentional to get headlines in the media….

I just don’t really grasp why anyone would care to see her white panties, unless they were stained…or soaking…when you can just go through the archives and see HER VAGINA STICKING ITS TONGUE OUT AT US

But I guess what it comes down to is that she’s lovely…

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