I get a lot of hate from “readers” who are actually just random people who land on the site randomly and take offense in me mocking Kelly Brook….which is funny because I barely know who Kelly Brook is and assumed the rest of the world felt the same way…..I mean sure she was in one movie…where she got naked and killed off…which was pretty big time for her….I mean it was a real deal movie in the theaters and not some gutter sex tape you’d think she’d belong in….you see cuz she is a big titty model…who got where she is by grinding out those big titties….and there’s nothing wrong with that…but there’s nothing really nobel, talented, interesting, or hard about doing that….so I can’t really respect all she’s done for the world…but I can stare at her tits….

The reason people get mad at me is because I mock her “miscarriage”….partially cuz I have no soul…but mainly because I am convinced it was an abortion…cuz her career was finally picking up in America…and a body like that can’t support the destruction having a baby does…..I guess those people who get mad…are people who have miscarriages of their own….sorry for reminding you of a horrible time in your breeding…

Kelly Brook was out at an event, flashing panty strategically for the paparazzi and it is safe to say it was intentional to get headlines in the media….

I just don’t really grasp why anyone would care to see her white panties, unless they were stained…or soaking…when you can just go through the archives and see HER VAGINA STICKING ITS TONGUE OUT AT US

But I guess what it comes down to is that she’s lovely…

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Happy Valentines Day from Kelly Brook…modeling lingerie like she’s still got it…cuz she’s still got it and by it I mean ridiculous tits…tits that have made her some money and that have got me in trouble when debating with myself, because I have nothing better to do, whether her miscarriage was actually just an abortion, to allow her to work in her lingerie modeling, now that she’s made it to the top of her game and has a few more good years of revenue generating….and a kid would just get in the way of that cuz her genetics aren’t that of a Victoria’s Secret model….but her genetics are still quite lovely. I’m a fan.

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This just in…Kelly Brook knows her place in the world…she knows what is expected of her….and she delivers….and there’s nothing wrong with that…even if she should be a bit more toned in the process…but I can forgive that…knowing she’s pushing 30….

Here are the pics from her Social Media

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Kelly Brook is the new Katie Price…a Glamour model with retarded huge tits and a dream…who has managed to leverage those tits into unwanted pregnancy, some acting gigs and a clothing line….a clothing line she’s taking pics of in Miami…..showing a little ass cheek…cuz when you build your empire on being a slut…you gotta stay true to your roots…it’s what we expect of you….

Check out her cellulite….

Yummy…..it’s actually not as bad as I thought her estrogen filled legs would be… you know cuz based on her tits…I assumed she’d be a pile of sloppy….I guess she’s been planning this shoot a few months and thus starving herself….but dimples are still fun to point out…even if all you girls claim all girls have cellulite…I think it’s a conspiracy to allow yourselves to eat cake…cuz bitches love cake…

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No idea what these Kelly Brooke lingerie modeling is from but it is kinda what she does on a regular basis so it doesn’t really matter….big girls don’t cry…but they do show off their big tits for money if they are smart….like Kelly Brook busty and willing to show off that busty cuz it makes her money and gets her rich men to knock her up that she later aborts and pretends to miscarry cuz saying she rid her uterus of a pollution that would kill all she built for her career isn’t very good for her image….

That’s not the point…the point is she’s using her tits to peddle some shit…and that shit doesn’t matter as much as the fact that she’s using her tits to peddle it….I’m not really a Kelly Brook fan…but I am a man…sure barely a man….but a man nonetheless and thus down with staring at whatever half naked thing is thrown at me….for whatever reason…whether to make money…sell product…or feed me….I am into it….

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The funny thing about big titty celebs, or models, at any fucking level, you know just as long as they are making a living off their tits, is that they have no other marketable skillset, and they are only making the millions every year because of a giant set of tits, and rich men’s love for big tits, you know so that they can pay the bitch to showcase the shit…

So if she didn’t have these tits, she’d likely be scrubbing floors, because that’s the only kind of work uneducated girls can get, and that’s not to offend any cleaning ladies out there, it is just to say besides being a hooker, this one’s got limited options…so it’s nice to see her paying tribute to that….or maybe this is just her way of saying she’s 40 and ready to run a household like she’s not gonna get knocked up by a billionaire, even though her last 20 years of work has been to recruit a billionaire suitor….all a bunch of hookers.

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In some bottom feeding from all angles, big titty model Kelly Brook has dropped a calendar….I POSTED THE PICS BACK IN SEPTEMBER , I didn’t care then and I don’t care now…but I figure you probably do, because she’s got tits….and you love the idea of seeing a pic of them for a month, every month, in some dated, pre-internet technology called Calendar….personally, I prefer using google, and seeing her topless, or naked, in the even I really need or want to….any day of the fucking year, 24 hours a day…proving yet again that Calendar’s are just fucking stupid….but here’s the video anyway….

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Kelly Brook’s fat tits modeled bathing suits for an unknown magazine and I stole the pics…because insignificant wannabe celebrity from shitty movies chicks pushing 40 ….with significant tits…modeling for insignificant magazines….wearing boring uneventful bathing suits…when she should be modeling spread vaginaed if she really wants an impact….like she has in the past spreading abortion on herself ….

It is a fetish of mine…a very very very specific fetish

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Tis the fucking Season to get your wife, love, girl you have a crus on at the coffee shop, a suggestive gift to make her feel sexy, have sex with you, or just get creeped the fuck out by you, but hopefully won’t report you to the authorities, because you like that coffee shop…and it’s part of your routine…..and Kelly Brook, opportunist, who figured out at her young age that Tits get hits…and shit’s worked out pretty nicely for her…life lesson to all the busty girls out there….

She’s promoting her lingerie…the best way she can…cuz tits get hits..and make for a Good fucking time that I am willing to endorse…

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Kelly Brook probably works out 10 hours a day…because I’ve seen her in various poses over the years…and maintaining a body people want to fuck…while rocking such huge fucking tits…is probably a challenge…as hormonally all her ass wants to do is sag, droop, expand and inflate like some kind of lazy and disgusting science experiment…but bitch just can’t let that happen…cuz her body, despite pushing 40, is all she’s got to make her money and this is the last fucking stretch…she’s gotta make it fucking count…or some shit…..I guess that’s why she’s posting her workout pics to instagram…just to let us know she hasn’t given up yet…kinda like when she got that abortion last year….still got some spunk left in her…literally.

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