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2015

26

Jan

Kelly Brook’s Trying to Seduce You of the Day

Old and tired Kelly Brook looks like she’s thrown in the towel on this get famous in America shit. I’m thinking that her work visa may be expiring and she’s trying to pass off the big titty torch to her roommate, NATALIE LOREN , by plugging the shit out of both their tits on instagram for attention, because attention may lead to a job, when sex tape is the only angle they should be taking….and I guess she’s either taken the den mother position, to help misguided titty models get ahead, or MAYBE, she’s taking the latch onto something hotter than her to get attention, or maybe girls with big tits who get attention for their big tits have a bond and understanding for each other that people who don’t have big tits just never understand…

Here’s their instagram pics…

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2015

25

Jan

Kelly Brook is a Doughy at the Gym of the Day

Glamour model Kelly Brook posted a couple of instagram pics of her at the gym, or going to the gym, to probably just pose at the gym, because if you’ve ever seen Kelly Brook in paparazzi pics, you will know that is not a body of fitness, but one of eating, who understands that big tits get noticed, and if you can hit it from the right angle, sucking in your belly, people will ignore said belly…so doughy, dumpy, mocked by the men who have fucked her, she’s still trying to take her Glamour model fame, to the big screen…and maybe instagram likes is all she’s gonna get…because tits get hits, they don’t always make them, unless all the stars align, like they did for Kate Upton…

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2015

22

Jan

Kelly Brook Doing Pilates of the Day

Kelly Brook is trying to trick you with her big titties….you know into knowing she exists, despite pushing 40, being from the UK, and only having one American success, which was some barely popular movie she got topless in, because she was a titty model in her past life in the UK, because she has big tits, but like most girls with big tits, she’s got big everything else, no matter how hard she pretends to be working out here…she’d never do anything to compromise them tits, they are all she got…they are all she’s worth…without them…she’s just a sloppy belly…

Here are her staged workout pics no one cares about.


TO SEE PICS OF HER LEAVING THE BANK CLICK HERE

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2015

16

Jan

Kelly Brook’s Bikini Ass of the Day

If you’ve ever got drunk with professional Irish Rugby Players, you will know that Kelly Brook is a fucking joke amongst the league…apparently, she’s a Rugby groupie and has fucked all kinds of Rugby players over the course of her whoring…..and they just go off, even showing you nude pics of her that are passed around the league, laughing about how fat she is….I mean they just think her move to America is as silly as anyone who knows who Kelly Brook is, because she’s not that hot, she’s hopeless, her acting career probably won’t happen…she’s just too old…and as much as she tries…she just doesn’t have it, but she does have tits, big tits, and tits is all that people care about…

I guess she’s trying to curve that interest to her ass…because it is the fat ass era…I mean that’s how I explain this selfie…

What I can’t explain is why I just analyzed her selfie…

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2014

23

Dec

Kelly Brook’s Slutty Christmas Party of the Day

I met a couple of UK Rugby players a few months ago and they went off on all the Glamour models, and how they are just hookers looking for a rich athlete to get them pregnant to give them the good life, and I guess the same can be said for every single girl, only not all of them have tits big enough, or as obvious because they aren’t broadcasting them in shitty magazines for attention….

They went onto tell me that Kelly Brook is the worst of the bunch, and that she acts like she’s a big hollywood star because she’s done one shitty movie, and that she really believes in her lie…not to mention that she carries her weight well, dresses properly for it, because they’ve seen her naked, and I mean so have you in her “leaked for attention nudes because she’s a titty model”….and she’s a fucking pile of slop…but a pile of slop who does it well and by it I mean Christmas parties…I mean look at this push up bra…subtle hustle chubbo….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

10

Dec

Irrelevant Upskirts of the Day

So Kelly Brook, star of nothing, pretty much ever..flashed her fat legs…and if you can stomach the cellulite, you’ll see some panties…buried in there…

I know, tit guys like her, which works out well for her, because that’s all she has going for her.

I actually met some Rugby players who know her and they said she’s more fat and disgusting in person.

I don’t think that’s possible..

And here’s Olivia Munn probably flashing her cunt on TV, because she does anything to get noticed…from manipulating nerds, to skimpy outfits…just pay attention to her…and I’m not really hating at all..because she’s hot…and not Kelly Brook…

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2014

11

Nov

Kelly Brook’s Ass in Jeans of the Day

Kelly Brook is one of the funnier UK Glamour models – who ran away from the UK to America, where she probably thought she would do a lot more than Sharknado or Piranha, or maybe she did it for her love for fast food.

I’ve heard a lot of funny stories about her, all involving her not being fit, while being low level, a product of great photoshop and laziness, with typical fat girl “Show off my tits and people will ignore the rest of me”…I’ve also heard she was fucked by a whole bunch of various European athletes and I guess that come just comes with the Glamour Model territory…

Either way, she’s in LA in very tight jeans, we call this not being willing to size up, and there’s something I like about that, I don’t know what…but it’s definitely something.

TO SEE THE REST OF THESE PICS CLICK HERE

TO SEE THE SOME OF HER FAKING FITNESS PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

27

Oct

Kelly Brook on her 3K Walk of the Day

Kelly Brook for this 3K Walk made me laugh because I always call her fat because she’s kinda fat…at least too fat for a 3k run, because them titties need enough estrogen to exist, they are her money maker, and taking on circuit training or any weightloss strategy would essentially destroy that like it was her pregnancy a few years ago…

I don’t really have it out for Kelly Brook, I like Glamour models with big natural tits, who show those big natural tits, and make a lot of money with their big natural tits as much as the next pervert who likes tits…

I just like teasing because she puts herself out there, al of her out there, and I like that about her, I just don’t love that her boobs don’t come with a belly, while you still cum for her boobs…

She could have totally chosen to be a stripper, escort, or cocktail waitress instead of a low level famous….and available to tease….so if anything it’s all her fault…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

23

Oct

Kelly Brook’s 2015 Calendar of the Day

Kelly Brook is pushing 40, which would probably explain why she’s still doing Calendars like it is the 90s….we have Cell phones, there are APPS, wtf is a Calendar…..

Maybe it says more about how she generates revenue…you know peddling her titties as low level as possible – but it worked because dudes are obviously into big natural tits, especially in the UK, especially when old enough to still buy fucking Calendars…

I mean…cheesy Glamour pics that are mall level of concept is nothing exciting…but then again either is Kelly Brook…she’s old…big tits or not….but I guess I encourage this activity from every girl…I appreciate her spirit…effort…and I guess even her tits…even if I am more into VAGINA or even her nude selfies used to generate a little bit of buzz around her…

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2014

20

Oct

Kelly Brook in a Bikini of the Day

If you cross reference this bikini pic of Kelly Brook, the not so famous UK Glamour Model with supposed real tits, that I believe are real tits, because if you have seen any regular candid pics of her, you will know that she’s got a stomach, ass and thighs to match, with any of her recent paparazzi pics…You will know that she knows her angles….and how to polarize a situation.

From titty model with low level clients – to famous enough for the blogs, living in LA trying to break through the acting dream…to one day be nominated for an Oscar, despite being 40…it happened for the Old Lady in Titanic…even though the level of work she gets is fucking low level…too low level for her performance to be celebrated…but never too low for her tits to be celebrated…because men, even ones who were breast fed love tits…they are nourishing…and I guess so is everything this fatty eats…even though she doesn’t look fat in these pics, convenient for her, considering what her line of work is..right.

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2014

06

Oct

Kelly Brook’s Nude Selfies of the Day

Kelly Brook is the big old boob model from the UK, who moved to America, and who hasn’t really ever achieved any major American success, at least not in movies, which she is trying to do…and who is now posting nude pics on the internet to get looped in with the other celebs to seem relevant by association….

I support these moves, she’s almost 40 and never too old to get naked – with her big natural tits….

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2014

01

Oct

Kelly Brook’s Seatbelt Hustle of the Day

Kelly Brook’s seatbelt tho…

You probably don’t know who this is, but she’s a UK Titty model and she is on the big titty prowl to get the paparazzi to remember she exists while in LA before she turns 40.

The whole thing is much more interesting when she’s starved herself for a week or two before her titty modelling gigs that make her low known…for her tits which when you have tits like this – I guess should be celebrated…and I guess they are – because I am writing about this…and shouldn’t be…I mean these are just tis.

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2014

26

Sep

Kelly Brook’s See Through Shirt of the Day

I have a hard time believing that seeing Kelly Brook’s tits in a bra with a see through t-shirt…is anything exciting to anyone…not because no one knows who Kelly Brook is, and they really don’t…and not because she’s in her fat months, that happen when she doesn’t have a shoot and she gets comfortable with her big black dick boyfriend, who probably likes bigger girls…I mean she’s always been thick as fuck…that’s the whole reason she’ has these massive tits….but because she has massive tits…that she has shown off topless so many times. It is the only reason she exists, otherwise she’d be a cocktail waitress somewhere.

But it still happened.

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2014

19

Sep

Kelly Brook in a Bikini of the Day

Kelly Brook is the big old boob model from the UK, who moved to America, and who hasn’t really ever achieved any major American success, at least not in movies, but who still has big old boobs that are worth looking at, especially when at this angle, because you don’t have to look at the rest of her sloppiness that she’s managed to hide her entire career as a Glamour model, who is less trashy that the fake titty counterparts, because she had natural tits, but still a Glamour model…which is some low level bottom feeding one step above stripping…

I’m sure I’ve written tons of horrible things about her over the years…like about her smearing her abortion on herself HERE – because I am a hater – but this selfie…makes me think she’s ok…I should be more supportive of her work…because even when you’re not a TIT guy…but more a personality guy who looks for the inner soul and motivations of a girl…you know her brain, her talents and her sense of humor…because you don’t believe in objectifying women…you can throw that nice guy bullshit aside and become a tit guy…even if it’s just for a few minutes…tit have that power…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

25

Jul

Kelly Brook in a One Piece Dancing to Blurred Lines of the Day

Kelly Brook posted this to Instagram 4 or 5 days ago and no one really cared because no one really cares about Kelly Brook. I can assume that this video was shot over a year ago when this horrible song was first put into the world to brainwash us and make us want to shoot ourselves in the ear to not hear it ever again…

Even the most retarded pop culture retard must hate this song by now…it’s been so overplayed…the only person who should still be dancing to this is EMILY RAT-COW…because it was the only thing she’s done that has mattered to date…and will likely be the only thing she ever does ever…she’s that level of talent…

Yet she’s dancing to it…and not screaming…all while looking 20 pounds lighter than she looked last week…making me thing it’s months old….but its’ still some UK Glamour Model living the dream in America…doing American things…with her big tits America doesn’t love, but that the UK made famous enough to bring her here…and the whole thing isn’t that magical…but tits are worth looking’ at always…so here they are.

TO SEE PICS OF FATTER KELLY BROOK PUMPING GAS CLICK HERE

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