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2015

24

Aug

Kelly Brook’s Massive Tit of the Day

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Kelly Brook is the worst…

I have a love hate relationship with her, which in and of itself is fucking weird since I have never met her and will never met her, and really I am just having a relationship with pictures on a screen, which is probably not the weirdest thing I have had a relationship with, but it is up there…

She’s got these massive tits, that sometimes come with a massive everything else because she’s pushing 40 and like most girls with big tits she gets fat easily…but right now…she’s not at her fattest, I guess since she miracuously got a TV show…

So that love/hate relationship with her is that I love big tits, they are fun. I love desperation that makes a girl pull out her tits in photos to become a titty model…and I love when it works to a certain level…because it encourages other girls to show their tits…but I hate that when they make it, they forget they are a titty model, they forget their whore roots, and think they are actual talent…I also hate the hate mail I got for making fun of her miscarriage and referring to these pics as her doing a sacrifice for fame…

But I love the big tits…that I guess she still realizes are a big part of her appeal…because I mean…look at that instagram pic…that’s a fucking tit.

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2015

04

May

Kelly Brook’s Nude Sunbathing of the Day

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Kelly Brook was a nude model who was passed around the rugby leagues in Europe because of her huge tits, her willingness to show her tits, and rugby players being a different breed of human who like to fuck each other’s women together, because that’s how real men do it…

She moved to LA, I had no hope for her, she booked one movie…and it was a joke and I guess she has since sucked the right dick…because she’s on an actual TV show…which blows my mind, or would, if I cared about a nude model from the UK, who was fat but with fat came tits, tits she was willing to show…until pulling off a scam right before turning 40…

So now, she’s just teasing with this nude sunbathing pic…but I don’t think it is called teasing when she’s past her prime and we can just google her in her prime…actually naked…labia and everything…

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2015

21

Apr

Kelly Brook and her Amazing Sloppy Tits of the Day

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My only Kelly Brook story is from a professional rugny player who told me she was passed around the league like a rugny ball, only fatter than a rugby ball, because she’s fat…despite what her tits may be distracting you from…

He proceeded to show me pictures that the leage passed around of her, naked, since that’s what she was known for…nude modeling, while being the joke in the rugby league…

Now if you know Rugby players, they are the kind of lunatics who will run train on a girl giving each other high fives like a bunch of brutes…and I guess that means Kelly Brook was the one being run train on…

Not that I know that for a fact, what I do know is that she moved to LA a few years ago to become famous, leveraging that UK titty model fame, securing a work visa, and now on a TV show, or more importantly attending events like COachella…with her big tits in tow….pretty much looking better than ever, despite being in her late 30s…weird…

All this to say, I am in love with her roommate…

Now here she is in her Coachella Big Titty Cleavage Pics:

Here she is in Some Magazine Photoshooped…

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2015

25

Mar

Kelly Brook Picture of the Day

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If Kelly Brook knows that I exist, and she probably does thanks to googling herself all day, all these idiots do it….she probably isn’t a fan…

I know this because even her fans aren’t fans and that I’ve got so much hate mail for making fun of her abortion she called a miscarriage back when she was pregnant a few years ago, and that she decided to turn into moving to LA, where instead of fucking UK athletes, she’d get in a shitty movie, that has apparently becaome a shitty TV show, and that blows my fucking mind…

I guess no one found it funny to laugh at her nudes and say thatshe was preading abortion on herself in some tribal issue…

But maybe I’m wrong about people, because I don’t understand why anyone, especially Americans would even know Kelly Brook exists, or give her a chance…but she does have big tits, and therein lies the answer – I guess…tits get hits…even if they are UK and attached to a fat chick who is trying to lose weight since it is the American way…

That said, her roommate Natalie Loren is pretty interesting…

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2015

13

Feb

Kelly Brook is Peeing on the Sidewalk of the Day

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I make fun of Kelly Brook, mainly because her storyline is funny to me. She was some successful titty model in the UK, who dated a bunch of soccer players and rugby players, always a solid 25 lbs overweight, hence why she was a titty model and not an actual model..who decided to move to LA to get famous after making a bunch of money back home. She is a girl who Rugby players have told me is a dumptruck of a woman, but who is doing “great things in America”, only those great things were 5 minutes in a shitty movie, as the tits….

Well apparently, she landed an NBC sitcom. I don’t know what it is called, but that’s pretty fucking major, so this low level titty model on all the blogs pushing 40, has been resilient and has finally made it…so good for her..

And what it comes down to is that hating on her or not, throughout this entire process, she’s got tits…and we like those.

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2015

26

Jan

Kelly Brook’s Trying to Seduce You of the Day

Old and tired Kelly Brook looks like she’s thrown in the towel on this get famous in America shit. I’m thinking that her work visa may be expiring and she’s trying to pass off the big titty torch to her roommate, NATALIE LOREN , by plugging the shit out of both their tits on instagram for attention, because attention may lead to a job, when sex tape is the only angle they should be taking….and I guess she’s either taken the den mother position, to help misguided titty models get ahead, or MAYBE, she’s taking the latch onto something hotter than her to get attention, or maybe girls with big tits who get attention for their big tits have a bond and understanding for each other that people who don’t have big tits just never understand…

Here’s their instagram pics…

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2015

25

Jan

Kelly Brook is a Doughy at the Gym of the Day

Glamour model Kelly Brook posted a couple of instagram pics of her at the gym, or going to the gym, to probably just pose at the gym, because if you’ve ever seen Kelly Brook in paparazzi pics, you will know that is not a body of fitness, but one of eating, who understands that big tits get noticed, and if you can hit it from the right angle, sucking in your belly, people will ignore said belly…so doughy, dumpy, mocked by the men who have fucked her, she’s still trying to take her Glamour model fame, to the big screen…and maybe instagram likes is all she’s gonna get…because tits get hits, they don’t always make them, unless all the stars align, like they did for Kate Upton…

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2015

22

Jan

Kelly Brook Doing Pilates of the Day

Kelly Brook is trying to trick you with her big titties….you know into knowing she exists, despite pushing 40, being from the UK, and only having one American success, which was some barely popular movie she got topless in, because she was a titty model in her past life in the UK, because she has big tits, but like most girls with big tits, she’s got big everything else, no matter how hard she pretends to be working out here…she’d never do anything to compromise them tits, they are all she got…they are all she’s worth…without them…she’s just a sloppy belly…

Here are her staged workout pics no one cares about.


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2015

16

Jan

Kelly Brook’s Bikini Ass of the Day

If you’ve ever got drunk with professional Irish Rugby Players, you will know that Kelly Brook is a fucking joke amongst the league…apparently, she’s a Rugby groupie and has fucked all kinds of Rugby players over the course of her whoring…..and they just go off, even showing you nude pics of her that are passed around the league, laughing about how fat she is….I mean they just think her move to America is as silly as anyone who knows who Kelly Brook is, because she’s not that hot, she’s hopeless, her acting career probably won’t happen…she’s just too old…and as much as she tries…she just doesn’t have it, but she does have tits, big tits, and tits is all that people care about…

I guess she’s trying to curve that interest to her ass…because it is the fat ass era…I mean that’s how I explain this selfie…

What I can’t explain is why I just analyzed her selfie…

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2014

23

Dec

Kelly Brook’s Slutty Christmas Party of the Day

I met a couple of UK Rugby players a few months ago and they went off on all the Glamour models, and how they are just hookers looking for a rich athlete to get them pregnant to give them the good life, and I guess the same can be said for every single girl, only not all of them have tits big enough, or as obvious because they aren’t broadcasting them in shitty magazines for attention….

They went onto tell me that Kelly Brook is the worst of the bunch, and that she acts like she’s a big hollywood star because she’s done one shitty movie, and that she really believes in her lie…not to mention that she carries her weight well, dresses properly for it, because they’ve seen her naked, and I mean so have you in her “leaked for attention nudes because she’s a titty model”….and she’s a fucking pile of slop…but a pile of slop who does it well and by it I mean Christmas parties…I mean look at this push up bra…subtle hustle chubbo….

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2014

10

Dec

Irrelevant Upskirts of the Day

So Kelly Brook, star of nothing, pretty much ever..flashed her fat legs…and if you can stomach the cellulite, you’ll see some panties…buried in there…

I know, tit guys like her, which works out well for her, because that’s all she has going for her.

I actually met some Rugby players who know her and they said she’s more fat and disgusting in person.

I don’t think that’s possible..

And here’s Olivia Munn probably flashing her cunt on TV, because she does anything to get noticed…from manipulating nerds, to skimpy outfits…just pay attention to her…and I’m not really hating at all..because she’s hot…and not Kelly Brook…

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2014

11

Nov

Kelly Brook’s Ass in Jeans of the Day

Kelly Brook is one of the funnier UK Glamour models – who ran away from the UK to America, where she probably thought she would do a lot more than Sharknado or Piranha, or maybe she did it for her love for fast food.

I’ve heard a lot of funny stories about her, all involving her not being fit, while being low level, a product of great photoshop and laziness, with typical fat girl “Show off my tits and people will ignore the rest of me”…I’ve also heard she was fucked by a whole bunch of various European athletes and I guess that come just comes with the Glamour Model territory…

Either way, she’s in LA in very tight jeans, we call this not being willing to size up, and there’s something I like about that, I don’t know what…but it’s definitely something.

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TO SEE THE SOME OF HER FAKING FITNESS PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

27

Oct

Kelly Brook on her 3K Walk of the Day

Kelly Brook for this 3K Walk made me laugh because I always call her fat because she’s kinda fat…at least too fat for a 3k run, because them titties need enough estrogen to exist, they are her money maker, and taking on circuit training or any weightloss strategy would essentially destroy that like it was her pregnancy a few years ago…

I don’t really have it out for Kelly Brook, I like Glamour models with big natural tits, who show those big natural tits, and make a lot of money with their big natural tits as much as the next pervert who likes tits…

I just like teasing because she puts herself out there, al of her out there, and I like that about her, I just don’t love that her boobs don’t come with a belly, while you still cum for her boobs…

She could have totally chosen to be a stripper, escort, or cocktail waitress instead of a low level famous….and available to tease….so if anything it’s all her fault…

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2014

23

Oct

Kelly Brook’s 2015 Calendar of the Day

Kelly Brook is pushing 40, which would probably explain why she’s still doing Calendars like it is the 90s….we have Cell phones, there are APPS, wtf is a Calendar…..

Maybe it says more about how she generates revenue…you know peddling her titties as low level as possible – but it worked because dudes are obviously into big natural tits, especially in the UK, especially when old enough to still buy fucking Calendars…

I mean…cheesy Glamour pics that are mall level of concept is nothing exciting…but then again either is Kelly Brook…she’s old…big tits or not….but I guess I encourage this activity from every girl…I appreciate her spirit…effort…and I guess even her tits…even if I am more into VAGINA or even her nude selfies used to generate a little bit of buzz around her…

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2014

20

Oct

Kelly Brook in a Bikini of the Day

If you cross reference this bikini pic of Kelly Brook, the not so famous UK Glamour Model with supposed real tits, that I believe are real tits, because if you have seen any regular candid pics of her, you will know that she’s got a stomach, ass and thighs to match, with any of her recent paparazzi pics…You will know that she knows her angles….and how to polarize a situation.

From titty model with low level clients – to famous enough for the blogs, living in LA trying to break through the acting dream…to one day be nominated for an Oscar, despite being 40…it happened for the Old Lady in Titanic…even though the level of work she gets is fucking low level…too low level for her performance to be celebrated…but never too low for her tits to be celebrated…because men, even ones who were breast fed love tits…they are nourishing…and I guess so is everything this fatty eats…even though she doesn’t look fat in these pics, convenient for her, considering what her line of work is..right.

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