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2014

15

Apr

Kelly Brook Fat Tits in a Bikini of the Day

Kelly Brook posted 3 pictures from what I guess is her lingerie and bikini collection, since that’s the only way Kelly Brook can really monetize her career as a titty model. I mean it’s not like she’s interesting enough to have a reality show, talented enough to act in movies, not that acting really requires talent, it’s more like the ability to lie and troll the fucking world into thinking what you do is important, relevant, or life changing…because that’s what being an egotistical cunt means…

So she’s limited to make money, by licensing her name, promoting products, and I guess that’s what she’s doing, even though she’s barely famous in my mind…and rightfully so, because her body is doughy as fuck, she’s pushing 40 and she’s likely pregnant again, thanks to her big black boyfriend, and this time she won’t strategically have a miscarriage, because it’s time to mom-up…

So take in these tits, they are about to get more milk filled, not that you care, because it’s Kelly Brook and no one cares about Kelly Brook.

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2014

03

Apr

Kelly Brook Must Be Pregnant – or Fat – As She Leaves her Gyno of the Day

Kelly Brook is the kind of person you no one cares if she’s pregnant or not, other than her immediate circle, and even they don’t care, because they’ve had to ride with her on her quest to be famous, listening to her talk about herself, watching her starve herself for weeks before a bikini shoot only to blow the fuck up the days after, while stuffing herself bad to her fat self…and now she’s found a black man who likes a thick bitch, especially one who has been celebrated for being a hot glamour model, even if she’s nothing special..unless you think a girl with huge natural tits posting topless is special…

That said, here she is leaving the the GYNO, looking pretty pregnant and no one, even the paid paparazzi really give a shit…but apparently I do.

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2014

18

Mar

Kelly Brook Perfume AD No One Cares About of the DAy

Kelly Brook is so hit or miss. She goes from fat to skinny, dumpy to kinda hot, while the one thing that stays constant is her big fucking tits, tits responsible for her career, that you really isn’t all that much of a career, it’s not like she’s acting in real movies, or doing anything that matters, she just milks her tits, to leverage her fan base and I guess sell them shitty product…like this perfume…in a “why the fuck would you buy Kelly Brook Perfume”…kind of way. Proving that even if just moderately famous, you can make money. These instagram models are onto something..

All this to say I have seen her VAGINA STICK ITS TOUNGE OUT AT ME

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2014

11

Feb

Kelly Brook Upskirt of the Day

I don’t know if an upskirt flash counts when it is from a lady who is pushing 40 and who has been a topless or nude model since she was 18…meaning I’ve seen her labia at lease once or twice over the last decade…all in efforts to be rich and famous…using any means possible…those means just happened to be her massive tits…and it worked…

But it is still an up skirt and it’s her fat ass cheek not her tits so it’s something new to her fans…and I guess all that matters…is that I encourage this behavior…

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2014

05

Feb

Kelly Brook’s New Lingerie Lookbook of the Day

Kelly Brook has been showing off her chubby body in a bikini a lot the last few days…

I guess it is because she’s exhausted from all the work she’s been putting in as a titty model…and needs a vacation where she gained 30 lbs and frolic in the water drawing attention to herself and her black boyfriend…or maybe, just maybe these are photoshopped…

What it all comes down to is that Kelly Brook can teach us all, if you are busty, exploit them tits, show them tits, make money with them tits because if you do it right…you can live the American dream….

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2014

05

Feb

Kelly Brook’s Jungle Fever So Hot She’s in a Bikini of the Day

Kelly Brook is built like she fucks black guys, which is probably why she fucks black guys, and unlike most white girl, she’s embraced it and advertised it, despite the fact that white dudes are racists and hate the idea of seeing their fantasy women getting fucked by black dudes, unless they are those weirdo husbands who pay black dudes to fuck their wives, a fetish most white dudes would never grasp…

That said, she’s thick, she’s round, she’s too big to be a lingerie model, yet she is a lingerie model, sure it’s for her own brand of lingerie, and sure the primary focus has always been on her tits, and sure she’s all womanly and plus sized thanks to laziness and overeating, not to mention a slower metabolism thanks to being 40, but when stacked the way she’s’ stacked…none of that really matters…

Here she is in Miami…and I kinda like it…and I don’t know why…maybe it’s the tits…or maybe it’s that she’s owning her hardly perfect self…who knows…just look at the pics.

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2014

04

Feb

Kelly Brook’s Got Fat Fucking Tits of the Day

I think a lot of white girls date black dudes for pretty basic reasons, the main one being that the black dudes encourage them to be more meaty than toned, it’s a high testosterone thing, where unlike white dudes, they smell the estrogen off a bitch and fill her up with baby making fertile sperm…that’s why the line at walmart is always fat white chicks with 50 shades of brown babies…

So there’s no real pressure to stay fit…if anything the fatter the ass the better…

I think the other reason white girls date black guys, is because black guys fuck the shit out of them…in ways white guys can’t…But that’s nothing to do with Kelly the Belly Brook…even though she’s dating a black guy…which I guess has everything to do with Kelly Brook…but not what I wanted to say about Kelly Brook, and that is that with tits like this, it pretty much cancels out all the days she’s been taking off at the gym to maintain her pushing 40 year old Glam model body…because with tits like this the rest of her doesn’t matter…and I am actually digging this.

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2014

03

Feb

Kelly Brook in a Bikini of the Day

I think Kelly Brook’s hilarious…and by hilarious I mean fat.

Any girl with tits this big is bound to have a shitty fucking body black guys go nuts over…something I didn’t need her her choice in boyfriends to prove…

She is consistently fluctuating in sloppy ass, to decent ass, to good ass when photoshopped, but no one really ever cares about her ass, maybe because no one care about Kelly Brook, or maybe because those who do only care about her tits…because she’s a titty model, with big titties…who only exists because of her tits…and the rest of her just kinda rides her titty’s coat tails like her big boyfriend rides her…

She’s pushing 40, she’s not all that bad, and some of you weirdos find this kind of body womanly…even though all I see is lazy and too much sugar in her diet…that and big titties….

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Looks like a Wet Diaper Fetish…

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2014

31

Jan

Kelly Brook’s Big Tits in Underwear for Instagram of the Day

Kelly Brook has tits…but so do pretty much every girl except maybe cancer survivors and a few flat chested girls who are just nipples…but unlike every girl…she’s packaged them into a money making business…and while pushing 40…she’s managed to be in movies, sure shitty fucking movies, she’s managed to start her own businesses, and she’s managed to get paid and live a celebrity life…all because of a willingness to show off massive tits…making her pretty much a hero, or leader to young girls everywhere…fuck all these athletes and Olympians….and fuck all these CEOS and educated girls…but more importantly fuck these big titty models who blind us with their tits then steal our fucking money without even realizing it…fuck them..if not with your penis, then with your mind, because when as a man you should instinctively want to fuck everyone…no evidence….especially these fertile ones…

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2014

22

Jan

Kelly Brook Nipples in a See Through Dress of the Day

Earlier today, WASHED UP CARMEN ELECTRA WORE A SEE THROUGH DRESS SHOWING HER NIPPPLES …and I guess another relatively irrelevant old lady who has been in the game a long time…and who has shown her nipples so many times before to be in the game in the first place…decided to do the same hustle…because that’s how you get people to notice you…while showing off the only thing people care about you…and I guess it’s better than when she smeared her strategic “miscarriage” on her named body in a stanist ceremony …because it’s a little less obvious…

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2013

18

Dec

Kelly Brook Bikini Thickness of the Day

Kelly Brook is so thick….yet she is posting videos of her showering with her friend…something I assume all girls do together…because the idea of girls comparing vaginas and tits is what I would do if I was a girl…and because it seems like something girls would do in their catty, hate each other while pretending to love each other, even though they are competing with each other for male attention way…and I am the one watching it, making a bigger deal than her hips, which are pretty big out of it…as she pushes 40 and I push my boundaries of acceptable weight for a girl I want to have sit on my face…because I guess we’re working together here, even if Kelly Brook doesnt’ know I exist.

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2013

02

Dec

Kelly Brook for Love Magazine of the Day

Fatty Kelly Brook…is in this Years…LOVE Magazine HOLIDAY Advent Calendar…and she’s sucking in her stomach as hard as she can to not be as fat as her tits make you think she is…the kind of girl who isn’t as fat as she should be…but still fat enough…to assume she ate too much holiday turkey…

Last year… THEY DID THIS WITH EVERY TOP MODEL and it is relatively genius…at least in terms of advent calendar…

Even if I like DRUNKENSTEPFATHER’s Holiday GUIDE better..for obvious reasons…

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2013

22

Nov

Kelly Brook Sleazy on Instagram of the Dat

Kelly Brook is pretty much a 40 year old high class escort who markets herself by booking random campaigns for magazines using her tits that I can only assume she doesn’t get paid for.

We call it the “Chrissy Teigan Day Rate”…meaning she’s probably signed to an agency, she probably has a fantasy day rate like a real model, but really only books jobs she does for free to increase her profile…or to make her feel better about being 40 years old…

She’s always naked or half naked, her tits are still pretty fun to look at, and she just posted this on instagram…saying “look at me, look at me, I hope this gets me more followers”….in her head…because playing it cool, like that she does this for work, and not for ego…is kinda all part of it..

I’m not complaining because I don’t care…

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2013

01

Nov

Kelly Brook has Fun Halloween Instagram Pics of the Day

Here are some pics Kelly Brook posted to instagram that were amazing because they weren’t of her and I find her a tired and annoying pile of old big tits still holding onto those tits cuz they make her money…they were of her friend dressed like Betty Page who I want to get pregnant with my mouth…when you are old and irrelevant attach yourself to hooter versions of you to make people pay attention – it’s a good strategy…and it worked today…good job Kelly.

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2013

29

Oct

Kelly Brook Lingerie Photoshoot of the Day

Kelly Brook is promoting lingerie, because despite being a little old, a little chubby, all womanly, people fucking love her…and she loves that they love her…that’s why she’ got a “miscarriage” back when she was about to throw in the towel and kill her vagina for love…right before she got a second wind and decided to focus on her big natural, fertile, career before it was too fucking late…

She’s a classier Katy Price, which isn’t saying much, because they are both girls who figure out how to use their tits to market themselves aggressively to some millionaire level, which is pretty insane, considering all girls have tits, but only a select few put in the work to exploit them, and those select few are my fucking favorites…cuz without them, I’d be titles….

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