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2014

25

Jul

Kelly Brook in a One Piece Dancing to Blurred Lines of the Day

Kelly Brook posted this to Instagram 4 or 5 days ago and no one really cared because no one really cares about Kelly Brook. I can assume that this video was shot over a year ago when this horrible song was first put into the world to brainwash us and make us want to shoot ourselves in the ear to not hear it ever again…

Even the most retarded pop culture retard must hate this song by now…it’s been so overplayed…the only person who should still be dancing to this is EMILY RAT-COW…because it was the only thing she’s done that has mattered to date…and will likely be the only thing she ever does ever…she’s that level of talent…

Yet she’s dancing to it…and not screaming…all while looking 20 pounds lighter than she looked last week…making me thing it’s months old….but its’ still some UK Glamour Model living the dream in America…doing American things…with her big tits America doesn’t love, but that the UK made famous enough to bring her here…and the whole thing isn’t that magical…but tits are worth looking’ at always…so here they are.

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2014

23

Jul

Kelly Brook is a Monster of the Day

I’ve been calling titty model Kelly Brook fat for as long as I can remember…because titty model Kelly Brook is fat…

I don’t know why people get so mad about it, I mean she’s managed to use that fat and channel it into her tits, and turn those tits into money makers, like every low level hooker…

I am not hating on her for being 20 pounds overweight…I am just laughing at her squeezing into her jeans…

I don’t hate fat chicks and their obesity and overeating…and laziness…I just find them funny.

The fact that every big tit has a slow metabolism that needs to starve itself for a week before a shoot…is irrelevant as long as she’s photoshopped properly so we can focus on what is important…her tits…

But I’m more into the waistband of these pants…

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2014

08

Jul

Kelly Brook Panty Flash on her Bike of the Day

Kelly Brook figured out that the paparazzi like to take pics of her fat ass on a bike seat, they are just sucked in, like the bike seat is sucked in, to her ass…probably because she pays them, and this is her marketing campaign, you know bringing her British Paparazzi loving heritage to America, along with her huge tits, because I guess despite all the money she’s made being a titty Model, she still wants to be famous…like she was Sofia Vergara….and you know that she goes to Auditions everyday, hoping that one will land her a sitcom…I mean why else would she leave UK fame, to be Hollywood trash in on straight to DVD movie…you see because in the UK, big titty Glamour models are important…while in America..they are one step above stripper…two steps below high class escort…

Either way, I like the subtle panty flash, it’s a nice touch.


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2014

03

Jul

Kelly Brook Dressed Dumb while Riding a Bike of the DAy

Kelly Brook is pretty much a nobody UK titty model who moved to LA to star in what is probably the shittiest of movies…because I guess that’s what hollywood is about…taking fame seeking topless models and giving them a venue, no matter how low level, that feeds their ego…and makes them feel special…when really they should just be topless models…

Well, along with her ego, it looks like Kelly Brook has also been feeding her almost 40 body, maybe a little too aggressively…at least that is what this Maternity looking Jumper makes her body look. It is some ill-fitting – awkward and I don’t understand it.

I’ve been saying, since I fist heard of her titty modelling career…that huge natural tits like that…don’t come with a fast metabolism, and any stupid pics you see of her are doctored as fuck, but more importantly she starves herself for 2 weeks before doing the shoot…maybe something she should be getting done to all her pics..

It don’t matter what the fuck she do. What matters is how dumb she looks when doing it – without her tits exposed….seriously all this would be fantastic with toplessness.

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2014

11

Jun

Kelly Brook and Some Instagram Erotica of the Day

I think the highlight of Kelly Brook is when she DID THIS NAKED PHOTOSHOOT – a shoot that I assume was some performance art piece that was in reference to her “miscarriage’ that I assume was an abortion because she was just finally making headway in her career, something she always expected to happen, and worked so hard getting topless to make happen…you know finally getting cast for Pirhanna 3D or whatever the borderline porn she was in…but then I realize she’s very little more than a set of tits and to assume she has any depth as a person, is wishful thinking for any of you who are still her fans, and assume you exist, because she exists and she keeps getting work…but I prefer her self shot erotica for instagram..to any of the low level cheesy shit she gets into…like this living the good life shit…

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2014

30

May

Kelly Brook’s Instagram Hooking of the Day

I think Kelly Brook knows what matters when it comes to what she has to offer the world…at least that’s why her instagram is telling me…

It’s a she may be doughy, but “tits get hits” on the most basic level, and hits make money if you can sell lingerie to the dudes who jerk off to you, to get them to dress their wives in the shit, while you push 40 and only have another year or two at this…even though your plan is to just marry a billionaire…like all the Glamour girls before you…since you’ve proved your fucking self…or proved that tits is all you need when you have a little drive…because dudes are just that dumb and buy into it…

Here’s a sneak peak of her calendar…

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2014

15

Apr

Kelly Brook Fat Tits in a Bikini of the Day

Kelly Brook posted 3 pictures from what I guess is her lingerie and bikini collection, since that’s the only way Kelly Brook can really monetize her career as a titty model. I mean it’s not like she’s interesting enough to have a reality show, talented enough to act in movies, not that acting really requires talent, it’s more like the ability to lie and troll the fucking world into thinking what you do is important, relevant, or life changing…because that’s what being an egotistical cunt means…

So she’s limited to make money, by licensing her name, promoting products, and I guess that’s what she’s doing, even though she’s barely famous in my mind…and rightfully so, because her body is doughy as fuck, she’s pushing 40 and she’s likely pregnant again, thanks to her big black boyfriend, and this time she won’t strategically have a miscarriage, because it’s time to mom-up…

So take in these tits, they are about to get more milk filled, not that you care, because it’s Kelly Brook and no one cares about Kelly Brook.

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2014

03

Apr

Kelly Brook Must Be Pregnant – or Fat – As She Leaves her Gyno of the Day

Kelly Brook is the kind of person you no one cares if she’s pregnant or not, other than her immediate circle, and even they don’t care, because they’ve had to ride with her on her quest to be famous, listening to her talk about herself, watching her starve herself for weeks before a bikini shoot only to blow the fuck up the days after, while stuffing herself bad to her fat self…and now she’s found a black man who likes a thick bitch, especially one who has been celebrated for being a hot glamour model, even if she’s nothing special..unless you think a girl with huge natural tits posting topless is special…

That said, here she is leaving the the GYNO, looking pretty pregnant and no one, even the paid paparazzi really give a shit…but apparently I do.

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2014

18

Mar

Kelly Brook Perfume AD No One Cares About of the DAy

Kelly Brook is so hit or miss. She goes from fat to skinny, dumpy to kinda hot, while the one thing that stays constant is her big fucking tits, tits responsible for her career, that you really isn’t all that much of a career, it’s not like she’s acting in real movies, or doing anything that matters, she just milks her tits, to leverage her fan base and I guess sell them shitty product…like this perfume…in a “why the fuck would you buy Kelly Brook Perfume”…kind of way. Proving that even if just moderately famous, you can make money. These instagram models are onto something..

All this to say I have seen her VAGINA STICK ITS TOUNGE OUT AT ME

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