Kelly Brook Archives Archive - DrunkenStepFather.com

2023

03

Aug

Kelly Brook Big Bikini of the Day

Kelly Brook is still around, not dead, but old as shit at this point in time, yet still living, despite all these years of being fat, it hasn’t taken her out yet…

She was known for being the fat girl with the fat girls that did the Glamour Model thing when that was a thing…she’d starve herself out before any of her shoots and cover that fat ass to focus on the fat tits…I guess she was known for the fat tits, not the fat girl thing because of marketing, but I’ve always called her fat and I pride myself on being that TRUTH TELLER that I am.

I once met a couple of UK Rugby players in a bar years ago who were laughing about all the Rugby players she fucked, or that they’d pass her nudes she sent around, because she was in that world..before moving to LA for about 12 months to try to get movie jobs, which never happened for her, so she went back to Europe to sit on that titty money she made.

Anyway….she posted some pics of her fat ass, a bold move for for a big girl who exploited her tits cuz they were all she had, since she’s not showing off the tits, which is what her whole marketing hook is, confusing behavior but she probably doesn’t want her mangled face now that she’s so old shown, so badly that she’d give the ass instead…despite it being huge…

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2022

01

Jun

Kelly Brook Brings the Tits of the Day

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Kelly Brook brings the tits, because that is the only thing she knows how to do and at 45 years old, it’s not quite as good as it once was, but that’s the standard phenomenon with women, if they get better with age, or hotter with age, it’s because they were previously men and have since transitioned, rocking a new set of perky tits….but organic women, that shit rots organically.

Anyway, this is definitely a Leave Kelly Brook alone post, because she may be a big girl, she’s always been a big girl, she may be a banged out by various athlete girl, she may be a failed actress who moved to LA for th dream, but through it alll she’s had tits bigger than my head and sometimes that’s good enough.

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2022

13

May

They Say This is Kelly Brook Playing with her Boob of the Day

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I know what you’re thinking….who is Kelly Brook and why is her boob so big….

Well, like Winona in Edward Scissor Hands reading a story to her grandchild, I’ll explain…..

There was once a time when magazines ran rampant..and those magazines were printed, so they required a lot of money to make, unlike this website I ejaculate on daily….so they needed to sell magazines to the people and did it by producing photoshoots that you could only see in those magazines…so people would buy the magazines. Like any photoshoot, or marketing campaign trying to sell product or magazines knows…..you can make those phootshoots of big titty girls who we’ll call Glamour models…to make it less trashy, shameless, because we liked jerking off to class back then, not throatfuking.

So Kelly Brook was one of those….and this could be her tit from then, or more recently, who knows or cares….she’s basically already dead….or at least old enough to be….probably celebrating her 60th birthday this year.

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2020

10

Jul

Kelly Brook Fat Bikini of the Day

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I guess she didn’t watch that episode of Oprah that showcases the different types of bikini technologies for middle-aged women and their first resort vacation.

Kelly Brook, the TITTY model from 20 years ago has caught up to her tits, at least her stomach has….but that’s nothing new, she’s been fat since the start of her fat titty model career…..and my default Kelly Brook story is that I was drinking at a Irish bar locally and 3 or 4 UK based pro Rugby players became my friends at the bar because I am a real good time….and all they were doing was making fun of their friend back home who was fucking Kelly Brook. They even showed me her nude pics but I was drunk and can’t remember….but I left thinking she had been passed around a lot which makes sense…

But back then, she was more conservative about her fat gut, she’d starve herself out before her shoots, she pulled off the fat chick with fat tits but that you didn’t know she was fat….she even got to Hollywood and did at least one movie despite being so fat…

Then empowerment happened, plus sized happened, fat shaming ended and here she is GUNT out…and it’s fucking sick…whether she’s in her 40s or not bitch needs to find cardio, find keto and pull it together no matter how much positive enforcement her fans give her because they are a bunch of fucking SIMPS…

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2020

22

Jan

Kelly Brook Fitting Room Erotica of the Day

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I’ve been really mean about Kelly Brook over the years, but unlike a pussy ass bitch, I don’t feel guilty about it or think to myself how damaging being a cyberbully can be, because the real victim in all this is me, cuz people don’t like Cyberbully’s anymore so I’m just coasting on the sidelines deciding whether to start making real noise to “disrupt” all the pussy ass bitches out there, or just wait until people start hating again….because I know in our souls we are all haters…I can’t be alone in this.

Anyway, now that that backstory you don’t care about, regarding me being a sociopath on the interenet with no empathy towards celebrities I don’t actually know, so why would I have empathy for them, they are objects on a screen, especially Kelly Brook level celebs who don’t fucking matter at all…..

I can say that I have met actual people who KNEW Kelly Brook in person, they were Rugby Players from the UK and apparently she fucked Rugby Players from the UK, being a Titty model from the UK, and they were meaner than I was about her being a fat slob phony who ran to America to fail because she was an entitled cunt who thought she was more than just tits….

So I figure we should take it from the source, from people who know her and who have fucked her, and remember than this now 40 yer old set of huge tits, also comes with a huge body cuz she’s fat, and you probably don’t care because of the tits.

Here she is with her fat tit out

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2019

26

Nov

Kelly Brook Reconnects with Her Long Lost Mother of the Day

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It is the holiday season, you know Thanksgiving then Christmas…and all the decorations are out, the Christmas music is playing in stores, the brands are trying to seduce us into buying shit we don’t need, the streaming sites are trying to touch our hearts with nostalgia, good old fashion feel good American values, you know the illusion of what Christmas is supposed to be and not the dysfunction that it actually is…especially with all you social media bandits with all your knowledge and debate skills you’ve mastered thanks to reading fake news, finding like minded idiots, an taking your anger to twitter…or Facebook…or whatever…

But the most important thing about the Holiday Season is Family….it is ignoring all the bullshit, and letting bygones be bygones, and not going at each other’s throats…it is not the time to rehash old fights, old memories, old mistakes…it is a time to forgive, to move on, to heal..

So it is nice to see that Kelly Brook and her mom who I guess has retired down in the Bahamas working out their shit, that I assume Kelly Brook’s mom will later roll around in as she does…

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2019

18

Nov

Kelly Brook’s 2016 Titty Weirdness of the Day

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The nerds have really outdone themselves this time….Kelly Brook, the titty model from the UK who tried to make it in America in her mid-30s, only to have not made it in America, at least not more than she already had being a titty model, was in this weird topless photoshoot in 2016.

It was originally black and white, but the nerds of the internet who don’t like black and white, decided to color her in, like she was one of their comic books, to bring life to her, because black and white isn’t real enough to cum to…I guess..

Over the years, I’ve seen nerds adjust contrast and saturation on photos to make nipples pop in potentially see through photos…but this coloring shit…is on another level…a level so good I had no choice but to post it….not to mention…there are some big fucking tits on this piggy and that’s always fun to stare at…right?

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2019

14

Nov

Kelly Brook Fat Tits of the Day

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Fat and Forty is the name of Kelly Brook’s memoir she’s working on…that’s what I’ve been told by a handful of RUGBY PLAYERS she has had sex with during her rise to the top…

HOWEVER…at least the self promoting titty model understands her angles, her value, her self worth, the only reason she exists…with this social media content that’s more a “LOOK AT MY TITS – THEY ARE ALL I GOT” cry for help than anything.

It is sad to see women who think they are of more value and substance than their tits, realize they are just tits…not that they care cuz they are rich from their tits, which is more than I can say for the granny down the street in the housing projects who looks like she’s got two maybe three small children hiding in her shirt…braless all the time…nipples as big as my nose….those could have been and still may be money makers..

Maybe my life calling is going to old ladies who could have been awesome sex workers but missed the boat of internet sex work cuz they are 75….and giving them second chance…like what Kelly Brook is doing…

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2019

30

Oct

Kelly Brook Fat Tits of the Day

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I have been in a pub with a group of Rugby players that were official Rugby players from the UK, and not your typical weekend league of Rugby players, who are equally crazy, like to drink as much if not as the pros and do equally weird tough guy jock things, that could be confused for homosexual, as it involves rubbing their dicks in each other’s faces, and fucking drunk trash together…living up that Rugby Stereotype harder than the pros…

For some reason, I have no idea why, Kelly Brook came up in conversation, it was years ago, and I guess she was fucking a Rugby Player, she is from the UK, and I guess were all in the same scene…and they went off..

They were laughing about how fat and gross she is. How she’s got the tits, but that they are tits no one should want, how she’s a terrible person who thinks she’s more important than she is, hotter than she is, and that she only looks good in pics cuz she starves herself out before going back to being fat…They laughed about how she went to America to make it at 35, you know one last run for celebrity…they even passed around nudes that I think have been leaked since….

So I feel closer to Kelly Brook when I see her now 40 year old titty content, I feel like I have inside scoop with those who either fucked her, or know people who did….and I don’t think she is so bad, all girls are fat fucks now, but not all girls put all their worth and value into their tits, and if you got tits like this…they should be out there on call, on duty, putting in work….they aren’t retired yet…

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2019

09

Sep

Kelly Brook Obesity Tits of the Day

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Kelly Brook is the good kind of fat cuz she comes with monster fucking tits. Where that the fatter she gets, the fatter her tits get, and that is some plus sized symptom I can get behind and endorse, even if I think fat girls and fat empowerment is total misinformation…

Not to mention, this ball of fucking female hormones, is in her fucking 40s at this point, so she really doesn’t stand much of a chance fighting the rest of her body playing catch-up to her tits, something it’s been wanting to do since she broke her first D cup bra for being too busy back in High School…eventually you sort of just have to accept it and embrace it…this is your body…and use the tits as hard as she can to offset the disgusting of the fat we all hate…except when it’s inside a tit…

The point of this is to say…she’s got huge tits.

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