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2014

23

Oct

Kelly Brook’s 2015 Calendar of the Day

Kelly Brook is pushing 40, which would probably explain why she’s still doing Calendars like it is the 90s….we have Cell phones, there are APPS, wtf is a Calendar…..

Maybe it says more about how she generates revenue…you know peddling her titties as low level as possible – but it worked because dudes are obviously into big natural tits, especially in the UK, especially when old enough to still buy fucking Calendars…

I mean…cheesy Glamour pics that are mall level of concept is nothing exciting…but then again either is Kelly Brook…she’s old…big tits or not….but I guess I encourage this activity from every girl…I appreciate her spirit…effort…and I guess even her tits…even if I am more into VAGINA or even her nude selfies used to generate a little bit of buzz around her…

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2014

20

Oct

Kelly Brook in a Bikini of the Day

If you cross reference this bikini pic of Kelly Brook, the not so famous UK Glamour Model with supposed real tits, that I believe are real tits, because if you have seen any regular candid pics of her, you will know that she’s got a stomach, ass and thighs to match, with any of her recent paparazzi pics…You will know that she knows her angles….and how to polarize a situation.

From titty model with low level clients – to famous enough for the blogs, living in LA trying to break through the acting dream…to one day be nominated for an Oscar, despite being 40…it happened for the Old Lady in Titanic…even though the level of work she gets is fucking low level…too low level for her performance to be celebrated…but never too low for her tits to be celebrated…because men, even ones who were breast fed love tits…they are nourishing…and I guess so is everything this fatty eats…even though she doesn’t look fat in these pics, convenient for her, considering what her line of work is..right.

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2014

06

Oct

Kelly Brook’s Nude Selfies of the Day

Kelly Brook is the big old boob model from the UK, who moved to America, and who hasn’t really ever achieved any major American success, at least not in movies, which she is trying to do…and who is now posting nude pics on the internet to get looped in with the other celebs to seem relevant by association….

I support these moves, she’s almost 40 and never too old to get naked – with her big natural tits….

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2014

01

Oct

Kelly Brook’s Seatbelt Hustle of the Day

Kelly Brook’s seatbelt tho…

You probably don’t know who this is, but she’s a UK Titty model and she is on the big titty prowl to get the paparazzi to remember she exists while in LA before she turns 40.

The whole thing is much more interesting when she’s starved herself for a week or two before her titty modelling gigs that make her low known…for her tits which when you have tits like this – I guess should be celebrated…and I guess they are – because I am writing about this…and shouldn’t be…I mean these are just tis.

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2014

26

Sep

Kelly Brook’s See Through Shirt of the Day

I have a hard time believing that seeing Kelly Brook’s tits in a bra with a see through t-shirt…is anything exciting to anyone…not because no one knows who Kelly Brook is, and they really don’t…and not because she’s in her fat months, that happen when she doesn’t have a shoot and she gets comfortable with her big black dick boyfriend, who probably likes bigger girls…I mean she’s always been thick as fuck…that’s the whole reason she’ has these massive tits….but because she has massive tits…that she has shown off topless so many times. It is the only reason she exists, otherwise she’d be a cocktail waitress somewhere.

But it still happened.

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2014

19

Sep

Kelly Brook in a Bikini of the Day

Kelly Brook is the big old boob model from the UK, who moved to America, and who hasn’t really ever achieved any major American success, at least not in movies, but who still has big old boobs that are worth looking at, especially when at this angle, because you don’t have to look at the rest of her sloppiness that she’s managed to hide her entire career as a Glamour model, who is less trashy that the fake titty counterparts, because she had natural tits, but still a Glamour model…which is some low level bottom feeding one step above stripping…

I’m sure I’ve written tons of horrible things about her over the years…like about her smearing her abortion on herself HERE – because I am a hater – but this selfie…makes me think she’s ok…I should be more supportive of her work…because even when you’re not a TIT guy…but more a personality guy who looks for the inner soul and motivations of a girl…you know her brain, her talents and her sense of humor…because you don’t believe in objectifying women…you can throw that nice guy bullshit aside and become a tit guy…even if it’s just for a few minutes…tit have that power…

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2014

25

Jul

Kelly Brook in a One Piece Dancing to Blurred Lines of the Day

Kelly Brook posted this to Instagram 4 or 5 days ago and no one really cared because no one really cares about Kelly Brook. I can assume that this video was shot over a year ago when this horrible song was first put into the world to brainwash us and make us want to shoot ourselves in the ear to not hear it ever again…

Even the most retarded pop culture retard must hate this song by now…it’s been so overplayed…the only person who should still be dancing to this is EMILY RAT-COW…because it was the only thing she’s done that has mattered to date…and will likely be the only thing she ever does ever…she’s that level of talent…

Yet she’s dancing to it…and not screaming…all while looking 20 pounds lighter than she looked last week…making me thing it’s months old….but its’ still some UK Glamour Model living the dream in America…doing American things…with her big tits America doesn’t love, but that the UK made famous enough to bring her here…and the whole thing isn’t that magical…but tits are worth looking’ at always…so here they are.

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2014

23

Jul

Kelly Brook is a Monster of the Day

I’ve been calling titty model Kelly Brook fat for as long as I can remember…because titty model Kelly Brook is fat…

I don’t know why people get so mad about it, I mean she’s managed to use that fat and channel it into her tits, and turn those tits into money makers, like every low level hooker…

I am not hating on her for being 20 pounds overweight…I am just laughing at her squeezing into her jeans…

I don’t hate fat chicks and their obesity and overeating…and laziness…I just find them funny.

The fact that every big tit has a slow metabolism that needs to starve itself for a week before a shoot…is irrelevant as long as she’s photoshopped properly so we can focus on what is important…her tits…

But I’m more into the waistband of these pants…

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2014

08

Jul

Kelly Brook Panty Flash on her Bike of the Day

Kelly Brook figured out that the paparazzi like to take pics of her fat ass on a bike seat, they are just sucked in, like the bike seat is sucked in, to her ass…probably because she pays them, and this is her marketing campaign, you know bringing her British Paparazzi loving heritage to America, along with her huge tits, because I guess despite all the money she’s made being a titty Model, she still wants to be famous…like she was Sofia Vergara….and you know that she goes to Auditions everyday, hoping that one will land her a sitcom…I mean why else would she leave UK fame, to be Hollywood trash in on straight to DVD movie…you see because in the UK, big titty Glamour models are important…while in America..they are one step above stripper…two steps below high class escort…

Either way, I like the subtle panty flash, it’s a nice touch.


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