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2016

01

Jul

Kelly Brook Big Tits Getting Out of Car of the Day

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Kelly Brook is serious bottom feeding top heavy whichis conventient because she’s titty model who is really fucking old now…

She’s still got her tits, sure she’s fatter, but she’s always been fat, I met Rugby players in the UK who have fucked her and they laugh about how sloppy she was…at her prime…TRUE STORY…before she decided to move to AMerica…to try and make it by 40. It’s what happens when you get rich for very little and believe you have what it takes to really go for the gold….

She hasn’t been lurking around too much and she’s really not that exciting when she does, but she did bring her fat tits out of a car like she’s the Royal family, and there’s nothing really wrong with that – especially if you like your tits to be old and rich for no reason, but bottom feeding to try to get famous, with an accent…

She should go back to titty modeling…

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2016

20

Jan

Kelly Brook Big Tits as Wonder Woman of the Day

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Kelly Brook is serious bottom feeding titty model who is really fucking old now…

She’s still got her tits, sure she’s fatter now, but she’s always been fat, I know Rugby players in the UK who have fucked her and they laugh about how sloppy she is or was…even at her prime…TRUE STORY…

I guess she’s been trying to make it in Hollywood, since she moved to LA at 37 a few years ago, instead of just settling down and making babies despite being pregnant…in the UK…because of delusions that made her think she’s got talent, that she is important, that she can make it in the industry…because no man has ever said no to him due to her tits…

Well, that strategy probably didn’t work, at least based on these pics, not that I know anything Kelly Brook is up to, I don’t really pay attention to last weeks kitchen garbage until it starts to smell, and this is her smelling…in the form of “LETs TRY TO GET NERDS ON BOARD, THIS IS NEW MARKETING STRATEGY, SLUTTY PICS AREN’T ENOUGH”…and it’s boring to me, but I guess you read blogs, making you a pretty pathetic person, so you should fucking LOVE this…I do it for you, think of it as Charity since I don’t get paid to do this….

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2015

16

Dec

Kelly Brook’s 2016 Calendar Because She’s Old of the Day

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Kelly Brook is not quite amazing…she’s old, just look at her hands…and fat, just look at her tits, but like most fat girls with fat tits, you can see past the fat, especially since her 40 year old ass tries to thin down the month before a shoot, before going back to eating, as these fat girls do.

There’s a study that says you lose the weight where you last gained it first, and this Kelly Brook character who hasn’t quite made it in Hollywood as she wanted, but who was become a millionaire through titty modeling the last 2 decades, always retains her tits, meaning at 18 she was probably something special.

But according to pro Irish Rugby players I met who used to pass her around, she’s always been a porker…

This is her calendar shoot, I guess people in the UK are still old school chimney sweeper types who haven’t quite adopted the internet or technology and still operate like the middle ages…all dying of the plague and shit…Or maybe the British in their cold, conservative ways, are just bad a gifting so they give you some jellies or a Calendar….because these UK girls love producing Calendars…but no American I know has had a Calendar since smart phones….

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2015

25

Nov

Kelly Brook is Back to Fat Panty Flash of the Day

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Kelly Brook’s a titty model, glamour model, aspiring actress, from the UK, who is actually in her early 40s and not a titty model, or Glamour model at all anymore, but rather more of a chubby chick, with big tits, and an old, tired face, who sometimes starves herself when she has a job lined up, but for the most part, just matches her tits…

She was actually pregnant 4-5 years ago, but had a well planned miscarriage, because I guess her ego told her to leave the UK and hit LA to be famous…and by famous I mean in staged photoshoots, or at red carpet events, because she is known, that include but aren’t limited to armpit fat cleavage and panty flashes…

I’m not a Kelly Brooke fan, and I’m not a Kelly Brook hater, she’s sort of just there…and here she is..just there….look at those arms…Jesus…

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2015

21

Sep

Kelly Brook in a 2016 Calendar at 40 of the Day

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I always feel awkward watching old ladies Glamour model….but not that awkward because I am a pervert and like wondering how all their battle wounds happen…

Sure, I prefer when the old ladies Glamour modeling are suburban wives, with kids, trying to add excitement to their marriages…and not some delusional titty model from the UK who still thinks she’s got it going on, despite being old, washed up and hardly interesting, all because she has big tits and a loyal fan base who like big tits..that gave her confidence to move to America…back when she was smart enough to have that “miscarriage” when she was at a turning point in her middle aged Glamour model career, where she could have settled down to be a mom, but that’s just a miserable existence…so instead, she’s still going at it….releasing calendars, which says a lot about her career, because if your fans still buy calendars…you’re pretty fucking old…

Here are some of the pics, because I guess she’s releasing them in instalments…to maximize people talking about her tits…no one actually cares about..

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2015

24

Aug

Kelly Brook’s Massive Tit of the Day

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Kelly Brook is the worst…

I have a love hate relationship with her, which in and of itself is fucking weird since I have never met her and will never met her, and really I am just having a relationship with pictures on a screen, which is probably not the weirdest thing I have had a relationship with, but it is up there…

She’s got these massive tits, that sometimes come with a massive everything else because she’s pushing 40 and like most girls with big tits she gets fat easily…but right now…she’s not at her fattest, I guess since she miracuously got a TV show…

So that love/hate relationship with her is that I love big tits, they are fun. I love desperation that makes a girl pull out her tits in photos to become a titty model…and I love when it works to a certain level…because it encourages other girls to show their tits…but I hate that when they make it, they forget they are a titty model, they forget their whore roots, and think they are actual talent…I also hate the hate mail I got for making fun of her miscarriage and referring to these pics as her doing a sacrifice for fame…

But I love the big tits…that I guess she still realizes are a big part of her appeal…because I mean…look at that instagram pic…that’s a fucking tit.

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2015

04

May

Kelly Brook’s Nude Sunbathing of the Day

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Kelly Brook was a nude model who was passed around the rugby leagues in Europe because of her huge tits, her willingness to show her tits, and rugby players being a different breed of human who like to fuck each other’s women together, because that’s how real men do it…

She moved to LA, I had no hope for her, she booked one movie…and it was a joke and I guess she has since sucked the right dick…because she’s on an actual TV show…which blows my mind, or would, if I cared about a nude model from the UK, who was fat but with fat came tits, tits she was willing to show…until pulling off a scam right before turning 40…

So now, she’s just teasing with this nude sunbathing pic…but I don’t think it is called teasing when she’s past her prime and we can just google her in her prime…actually naked…labia and everything…

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2015

21

Apr

Kelly Brook and her Amazing Sloppy Tits of the Day

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My only Kelly Brook story is from a professional rugny player who told me she was passed around the league like a rugny ball, only fatter than a rugby ball, because she’s fat…despite what her tits may be distracting you from…

He proceeded to show me pictures that the leage passed around of her, naked, since that’s what she was known for…nude modeling, while being the joke in the rugby league…

Now if you know Rugby players, they are the kind of lunatics who will run train on a girl giving each other high fives like a bunch of brutes…and I guess that means Kelly Brook was the one being run train on…

Not that I know that for a fact, what I do know is that she moved to LA a few years ago to become famous, leveraging that UK titty model fame, securing a work visa, and now on a TV show, or more importantly attending events like COachella…with her big tits in tow….pretty much looking better than ever, despite being in her late 30s…weird…

All this to say, I am in love with her roommate…

Now here she is in her Coachella Big Titty Cleavage Pics:

Here she is in Some Magazine Photoshooped…

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2015

25

Mar

Kelly Brook Picture of the Day

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If Kelly Brook knows that I exist, and she probably does thanks to googling herself all day, all these idiots do it….she probably isn’t a fan…

I know this because even her fans aren’t fans and that I’ve got so much hate mail for making fun of her abortion she called a miscarriage back when she was pregnant a few years ago, and that she decided to turn into moving to LA, where instead of fucking UK athletes, she’d get in a shitty movie, that has apparently becaome a shitty TV show, and that blows my fucking mind…

I guess no one found it funny to laugh at her nudes and say thatshe was preading abortion on herself in some tribal issue…

But maybe I’m wrong about people, because I don’t understand why anyone, especially Americans would even know Kelly Brook exists, or give her a chance…but she does have big tits, and therein lies the answer – I guess…tits get hits…even if they are UK and attached to a fat chick who is trying to lose weight since it is the American way…

That said, her roommate Natalie Loren is pretty interesting…

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2015

13

Feb

Kelly Brook is Peeing on the Sidewalk of the Day

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I make fun of Kelly Brook, mainly because her storyline is funny to me. She was some successful titty model in the UK, who dated a bunch of soccer players and rugby players, always a solid 25 lbs overweight, hence why she was a titty model and not an actual model..who decided to move to LA to get famous after making a bunch of money back home. She is a girl who Rugby players have told me is a dumptruck of a woman, but who is doing “great things in America”, only those great things were 5 minutes in a shitty movie, as the tits….

Well apparently, she landed an NBC sitcom. I don’t know what it is called, but that’s pretty fucking major, so this low level titty model on all the blogs pushing 40, has been resilient and has finally made it…so good for her..

And what it comes down to is that hating on her or not, throughout this entire process, she’s got tits…and we like those.

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2015

26

Jan

Kelly Brook’s Trying to Seduce You of the Day

Old and tired Kelly Brook looks like she’s thrown in the towel on this get famous in America shit. I’m thinking that her work visa may be expiring and she’s trying to pass off the big titty torch to her roommate, NATALIE LOREN , by plugging the shit out of both their tits on instagram for attention, because attention may lead to a job, when sex tape is the only angle they should be taking….and I guess she’s either taken the den mother position, to help misguided titty models get ahead, or MAYBE, she’s taking the latch onto something hotter than her to get attention, or maybe girls with big tits who get attention for their big tits have a bond and understanding for each other that people who don’t have big tits just never understand…

Here’s their instagram pics…

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2015

25

Jan

Kelly Brook is a Doughy at the Gym of the Day

Glamour model Kelly Brook posted a couple of instagram pics of her at the gym, or going to the gym, to probably just pose at the gym, because if you’ve ever seen Kelly Brook in paparazzi pics, you will know that is not a body of fitness, but one of eating, who understands that big tits get noticed, and if you can hit it from the right angle, sucking in your belly, people will ignore said belly…so doughy, dumpy, mocked by the men who have fucked her, she’s still trying to take her Glamour model fame, to the big screen…and maybe instagram likes is all she’s gonna get…because tits get hits, they don’t always make them, unless all the stars align, like they did for Kate Upton…

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2015

22

Jan

Kelly Brook Doing Pilates of the Day

Kelly Brook is trying to trick you with her big titties….you know into knowing she exists, despite pushing 40, being from the UK, and only having one American success, which was some barely popular movie she got topless in, because she was a titty model in her past life in the UK, because she has big tits, but like most girls with big tits, she’s got big everything else, no matter how hard she pretends to be working out here…she’d never do anything to compromise them tits, they are all she got…they are all she’s worth…without them…she’s just a sloppy belly…

Here are her staged workout pics no one cares about.


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2015

16

Jan

Kelly Brook’s Bikini Ass of the Day

If you’ve ever got drunk with professional Irish Rugby Players, you will know that Kelly Brook is a fucking joke amongst the league…apparently, she’s a Rugby groupie and has fucked all kinds of Rugby players over the course of her whoring…..and they just go off, even showing you nude pics of her that are passed around the league, laughing about how fat she is….I mean they just think her move to America is as silly as anyone who knows who Kelly Brook is, because she’s not that hot, she’s hopeless, her acting career probably won’t happen…she’s just too old…and as much as she tries…she just doesn’t have it, but she does have tits, big tits, and tits is all that people care about…

I guess she’s trying to curve that interest to her ass…because it is the fat ass era…I mean that’s how I explain this selfie…

What I can’t explain is why I just analyzed her selfie…

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2014

23

Dec

Kelly Brook’s Slutty Christmas Party of the Day

I met a couple of UK Rugby players a few months ago and they went off on all the Glamour models, and how they are just hookers looking for a rich athlete to get them pregnant to give them the good life, and I guess the same can be said for every single girl, only not all of them have tits big enough, or as obvious because they aren’t broadcasting them in shitty magazines for attention….

They went onto tell me that Kelly Brook is the worst of the bunch, and that she acts like she’s a big hollywood star because she’s done one shitty movie, and that she really believes in her lie…not to mention that she carries her weight well, dresses properly for it, because they’ve seen her naked, and I mean so have you in her “leaked for attention nudes because she’s a titty model”….and she’s a fucking pile of slop…but a pile of slop who does it well and by it I mean Christmas parties…I mean look at this push up bra…subtle hustle chubbo….

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