Fat and Forty is the name of Kelly Brook’s memoir she’s working on…that’s what I’ve been told by a handful of RUGBY PLAYERS she has had sex with during her rise to the top…

HOWEVER…at least the self promoting titty model understands her angles, her value, her self worth, the only reason she exists…with this social media content that’s more a “LOOK AT MY TITS – THEY ARE ALL I GOT” cry for help than anything.

It is sad to see women who think they are of more value and substance than their tits, realize they are just tits…not that they care cuz they are rich from their tits, which is more than I can say for the granny down the street in the housing projects who looks like she’s got two maybe three small children hiding in her shirt…braless all the time…nipples as big as my nose….those could have been and still may be money makers..

Maybe my life calling is going to old ladies who could have been awesome sex workers but missed the boat of internet sex work cuz they are 75….and giving them second chance…like what Kelly Brook is doing…

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I have been in a pub with a group of Rugby players that were official Rugby players from the UK, and not your typical weekend league of Rugby players, who are equally crazy, like to drink as much if not as the pros and do equally weird tough guy jock things, that could be confused for homosexual, as it involves rubbing their dicks in each other’s faces, and fucking drunk trash together…living up that Rugby Stereotype harder than the pros…

For some reason, I have no idea why, Kelly Brook came up in conversation, it was years ago, and I guess she was fucking a Rugby Player, she is from the UK, and I guess were all in the same scene…and they went off..

They were laughing about how fat and gross she is. How she’s got the tits, but that they are tits no one should want, how she’s a terrible person who thinks she’s more important than she is, hotter than she is, and that she only looks good in pics cuz she starves herself out before going back to being fat…They laughed about how she went to America to make it at 35, you know one last run for celebrity…they even passed around nudes that I think have been leaked since….

So I feel closer to Kelly Brook when I see her now 40 year old titty content, I feel like I have inside scoop with those who either fucked her, or know people who did….and I don’t think she is so bad, all girls are fat fucks now, but not all girls put all their worth and value into their tits, and if you got tits like this…they should be out there on call, on duty, putting in work….they aren’t retired yet…

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Kelly Brook is the good kind of fat cuz she comes with monster fucking tits. Where that the fatter she gets, the fatter her tits get, and that is some plus sized symptom I can get behind and endorse, even if I think fat girls and fat empowerment is total misinformation…

Not to mention, this ball of fucking female hormones, is in her fucking 40s at this point, so she really doesn’t stand much of a chance fighting the rest of her body playing catch-up to her tits, something it’s been wanting to do since she broke her first D cup bra for being too busy back in High School…eventually you sort of just have to accept it and embrace it…this is your body…and use the tits as hard as she can to offset the disgusting of the fat we all hate…except when it’s inside a tit…

The point of this is to say…she’s got huge tits.

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Kelly Brook….is some 40 year old set of fat tits, on a fat frame, that people were into for a while, back in the Glamour Model, Titty models in the UK days, cuz tits excite us.

Apparently, she forgot it wasn’t April Fools when she posted this picture of her “ABS”…..

Labor Day Kelly Brook….not April Fools…Labor Day…maybe they don’t have that in the UK….

Point being, you can’t have ab definition when you are fat, your fat can cluster and maybe give an illusion of lines that you’d get if you weren’t fat..but AB definition….more like fatty liver disease protruding through her gut…

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I once met some UK pro Rugby players in a bar…and got to chatting with them because we were all deep into the GUINNESS and that’s what happens.

They were in town for some Exhibition game or some shit, but that’s not the point of the story…the point of the story was that they were making fun of Kelly Brook, who I guess used to date a Rugby player and they went on and on about how fat and disgusting she was…they even busted out nudes that had been passed around the league…because in the event you didn’t know…nudes get passed around to groups…like in Highschool, or in Sports…all these dudes like to show off their female conquests…so it was nice to know that she was a joke in the UK Rugby community….

But she does have big fucking tits…

I have this theory about her realizing she’s hitting 40 and that big titties aren’t gonna be enough to save her….so she moved to CALIFORNIA for the final push, that I don’t think worked out for her, so she’s back out here with the tits…ridiculous tits…and if the rest of her wasnt’ fat, dumpy and old, it’d be impressive…but since she is fat dumpy and old, it’s still worth looking at…just not as impressive.

Kelly Brook…a joke to us all…but big tits…are always wonderful…..even when they aren’t…

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Kelly Brooke isn’t hot, she’s also Old as fuck, but she is a good example of a set of huge fucking tits that distract, even lie to the general public….blinding them with tit and allowing the titty host body to get through life, with fans and audience, making money and getting work, even moving to LA to try to make it in AMerica at 35 years old, she’s in her 40s now…all while being a fat chick…from an era before fat chicks were publicly accepted….all because her tits distracted, blinded and allowed her to do all she dreamt of doing…pretty amazing the power of tits…and the fact that all these plus sized models fighting the mainstream saying they are healthy despite their premature death…clearly aren’t aware of titty models from the 90s…like Kelly Brook….right…

Men don’t hate fat chicks, I mean I do, but it’s other women that hate fat chicks, we’re dudes we like all tits and pussies, even the gross ones.

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Kelly Brook makes money by releasing calendars…the old time big titty Glamour models all do…thanks to building a fan base by doing the whole magazine thing….back when people bough magazines and cut out tits from magazines to graze their garage, workshop, blue collar job that doesn’t give out smart phone lockers….

So people still throw money at the 40 year old’s charity…so she puts out this nonsense for those people, the real big titty loving fans…

It’s nice to see she’s an environmentalist, you know by recycling old photos of herself, why shoot new stuff when your fans don’t care….I mean an environmentalist except when it comes to the two or three trees she’s gonna kill to make the 100 calendars she sells.

I can’t imagine anyone caring about this fatty, but fat tits have a way of lasting…

I don’t know if she realizes it, but she forgot to show us nipples….it’s not the 90s Kelly Brook…even if nothing’s changed for you since the 90s you old beat slag.

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Kelly Brook is a fat titty model who was…always fat…..but with fat comes tits.

She used to starve herself before shoots so that she didn’t look so fat…but who has thrown that strategy in the trash because all the fat models are making it…and it’s easier to not starve yourself.

Not to mention she’s in her 40s, or near 40, and looks 40….so why bother trying to trick the system….just fucking be who you are and hope that America embraces you for another movie role you want so bad…because despite being rich from Titty Modeling, you believe there is more to life…but there isn’t, not when you have tits like this…

So here she is rocking them mom tits….even though she’s not a mom, but like they are milk filled and she’s at the mall trying to pull them out ever chance she gets to get men to look at her sexually again, now that her husband doesn’t…

I don’t know if she’s pregnant again, maybe she’s not too old to be pregnant, but I do remember when she once announced being pregnant only to claim Miscarriage before running to America to make it as an actress but never did, because I remember all the very important Kelly Brook facts like when she miscarried…or when she carried her big fucking tits you’d think would be a liability, heavy as fuck, but that instead made her exist…as tits tend to do. Thanks tits.

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Kelly Brooks is one of the original Glamour Models in the UK…which is basically code for low level sex worker with big tits who does low level, low quality photoshoots, for Newspapers and magazines, but that because of the reach the newspapers they are in, and the fact that there are no good looking women in England, they became the hottest chicks by default, and were able to date the rich and famous men, as a prop really, like a sex worker really, but with more esteem than a regular sex worker…

This one was really famous at it, and so cocky about her position in the world that she moved to LA to get real real famous, bold…that never worked out for her…but now that fat chicks are acceptable…so she can be a hero in BODY positivity…who knows…

But we gotta respect a girl who exists solely due to her tits and showing off her tits…it’s not quite a skill or talent…but that’s what makes their existence way funnier..

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Kelly Brook must be really fucking happy that fat is in, that fat is everywhere, that fat girls are finally allowed to be fat….

Because when she was young and a money making titty model, she’d have to starve herself strategically so that she wouldn’t lose the big tits the people cared about, but would lose the gut people didn’t know she had…you know a month of starving and laxatives before a shoot…and now…at 40…she can just let it all out….and live her best life without all the bullshit…must be nice..

I guess the only fail is failure itself, she moved from the UK after her abortion to make it in movies and it never happened, so she’s just been a floating around titty model / fat girl who doesn’t work.

I met a UK rugby player long ago and he showed me a bunch of nude pics of Kelly Brook that he got because she was on the Rugby circuit being passed around…and I guess that’s partially how she made the money that allows her to live this life…you know behind every titty model is a rich guy paying her rent…

But I don’t know that for a fact, but I do know she’s a big one, and here’s some lingerie pics.

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