I forgot about Kelly Brook…

I did see her the other day in some weird fat chick being romantic IN A BIKINI …..but I tried to ignore it…

Here she is in a lingerie shoot, that I assume is a maternity shoot, because she looks like an old pregnant bitch, but then I am reminded of the fact that she’s too old to get pregnant…but I have been at this for a long time and I remember when she was actually pregnant, before deciding to off the baby, to move to LA, to turn her titty modeling to acting, where she got one movie job, thinking that was the start of good, but that ended there, and now she’s here, doing the same thing her big fat tits on her big fat frame have always done…starving herself for weeks before her tittY SHOOTS…

She’s pretty disgusting…

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Kelly Brook is a fat chick, with fat tits, who would starve herself before her titty shoots to look less fat, but was still fat.

I’ve met Rugby players who have fucked her and have passed around pics of her for comedic purposes…

I’ve also met fat chicks, I even married one and I can tell you with confidence that fat chicks are just lazy slobs…and all the rationalizing fat chicks is just them finding excuses to be lazy..

Fat chicks have always existed. In Africa, the fat chick was deemed the most fertile and all the men in the tribe wanted to knock her up, because the chances of her surviving a famine and the pregnancy were higher….

In Europe and America…the fat chick was just laughed at, fucked when drunk at 3 am when options were limited, and occasionally stars of fetish porn, because some weirdos are into fat girls, mainly for their tits….

The plus sized model thing happened and people like Anna Nicole Smith, Mamma Cass, whoever the fuck else has been seen as fat, pigs like Ariel Winter….and even Marilyn Monroe, who weighed in at 118 pounds for her 5 foot 5 frame…now girls are pushing 200 lbs….

But now.. fat chicks are fucking everywhere, the world is obese, unhealthy, on medication for Chronic illness and some fat chicks like Kelly Brook, known for her fat tits, who polarized being a fat chick…now can embrace and accept being fat…

Kelly Brook is an early adopter to being a fat chick….she’s pushing 50 by now…still fat, still click baiting….this time for Christmas. Tis the Season…

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Kelly Brook is the worst…but watching her wrestle an inflatable while being a human inflatable is a fetish in and of itself…

I have a love hate relationship with her, which in and of itself is fucking weird since I have never met her and will never meet her, and really I am just having a relationship with pictures on a screen, which is probably not the weirdest thing I have had a relationship with, but it is up there…

She’s got these massive tits, that sometimes come with a massive everything else because she’s pushing 40 and like most girls with big tits she gets fat easily…but right now…she’s not at her fattest….

So that love/hate relationship with her is that I love big tits, they are fun. I love desperation that makes a girl pull out her tits in photos to become a titty model…and I love when it works to a certain level…because it encourages other girls to show their tits…but I hate that when they make it, they forget they are a titty model, they forget their whore roots, and think they are actual talent…

I do miss the days of making fun of her miscarriage…that I am sure was an abortion that led her to America to live out the America dream….

I don’t like this implied nudity shit…come on fatty…show me labia like you used to back when you cared…

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Kelly Brook…wasn’t fat in 1998…

Just a heads up…and reminder that all girls with massive tits…grow into their tits by the time they are 40…like Kelly Brook…

Who’s Kelly Brook? I know…who cares…but here she is 1998…when she was hotter and fucking more strategically…

Here is some pics from her instagram…one pic…of her big Kelly Brook now fat and old – trying to make it in America….with her monster tits….but it’s not working out for her…but all the pro athletes she fucked in UK….still remember passing

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I like her version vs the paparazzi version

Kelly Brook is a fat chick, who is pretty much fatter than ever, but quite possibly as fat as she’s always been, I’ve only met one dude who either fucked her or knew people who fucked her and he was very vocal at how misleading her pictures are and how disgusting she actually is, or was, in her 20s, pretty much 20 years ago, when she was still in the UK fucking Rugby players…

I just find it interesting that in a plus sized model era, she finally come out as the plus sized she’s been struggling with her entire career, not that she’s a real model, just a Glamour titty model, the lower hanging fruit with big tits willing to show off her big tits….kind of model…and I don’t even think she’s worked as a titty model for years…she’s just been riding that wave like any dude who has fucked her has ridden her waves cuz she’s jiggly as fuck….

I find it interesting a how she knows her fucking angles hard, how to pose, the paparazzi versions of her versus her picture of herself are about 75 lbs heavier….making me question whats real anymore…everything is a lie…

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Kelly Brook is a fat chick who people think is a hot chick because she’s made a career polarizing herself as a hot chick all thanks to having big tits, really big tits, but not necessarily great tits, but great enough to give her a career tits….but the entire time I’ve been saying “Why is this fat chick still being celebrated, especially since she’s around 40″…but no one listens to me, especially not Kelly Brook, except some of her fans who send me hate mail because I make fun of her for being fat and staging a miscarriage before launching her LA career that has been a failure, but luckily she still has a pile of money and a bunch of boyfriends from being naked…so she doesn’t even need to work.

But she does need to workout, she’s pulling her waistline in to give the illusion of shape – she knows all the tricks and her bikini bottoms know way too much as they are being sucked in by her fatness…deep into the abyss 40 year old men from the UK are very into…

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Kelly Brook is a big girl with big tits…she really doesn’t matter, she’s pushing 40, she never quite made it in mainstream despite her ego bringing her to LA to act, after a decade of TITTY Modeling in the UK, and she only did one movie no one cared about.

Young people don’t know she exists, old dudes who read this site really like her and I have no idea why, but I’ve been calling her fat since before she was this fat…the kind of photoshopped as fuck because massive tits usually come with massive everything else, it’s just science or biology and when bitch is pushing 40, probably pregnant with yet another boyfriend, she’s always got different boyfriends, it’s amazing that she’s not 400 pounds…you know still fat enough to starve herself a month for a shoot- but pushing that limit…

Kelly Brook doesn’t matter, but here I am posting on her, what does that say about me….oh that I try to leverage fat girls and their celebrity to get clicks that I can sell to advertisers instead of working a real job….that’s what…

I guess it’s the era of the fat chick and she’s finally giving into her metabolism…or she’s just old…or maybe it’s both…

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I am pretty mean to Kelly Brook, a lot of people would say that I am mean to all these bitches, and that instead of just letting them do their thing, I feel compelled to shit on them, and not because I have a feces / german scat fetish, but because I’m some angry impotent, small penis, loser who doesn’t leave my house and I am jealous girls like this won’t fuck me, or that girls in general won’t fuck me, even though I’m a miserably married man to an obese woman – and I think all I’m doing is calling out someone who makes a living, or barely a living but a living nonetheless, by putting herself out there, despite being 40, as a titty model like EMRata, who wants a legit career – you know take the tits to the mainstream or whatever…

I lacked empathy when she had announced she was pregnant – and engaged and so happy a bunch of years ago, then was no longer pregnant and moving to LA to take her titty modeling to hollywood….I laughed and laughed at the “miscarriage” and really rode that storyline I call the ABORTION years… for absolutely no reason….but then I met UK Rugby players who told me a bunch of them fucked her and laughed and laughed about how fat she was – and I felt like I wasn’t so bad…I mean people who actually no her think she’s the worst and make fun of her…I’m just pointing out the obvious – and I only point out the obvious because people don’t seem to care when these big tits are also fat – it’s like big tits erase all flaws and hypnotize you into seeing just tits – and tits – is all she has – so it works out for her – it must she’s always got new boyfriends….like the slut she likely is…

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