These Kelly Brook pictures are really not all that interesting at all…if anything, they are straight up boring as fuck. Sure sure they feature her big fucking tits, but that’s kinda the whole point of her, so anytime you see her name on my site, or any site, that’s pretty much what we’re gonna expect….except when shit is for France…when it is for France I expect it to be abou her nipple….what a waste of a photoshoot….in what is the final run for this set of huge fucking tits…as soon she’ll have to hang up that bra and retire…there’s a life to this kind of career and her’s in in the ICU hanging on for all it’s got…..

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Here’s some proof that Kelly Brook will take any fucking job she can get…..I have this theory about her realizing she’s hitting 35 and that big titties aren’t gonna be enough to save her….so now is the final push before retiring to a swimwear or lingerie line like all other glamor models….cuz she’s been popping up all over…..but this postcard art campaign….has got to be the fucking weirdest of her willing to take any fucking job she can get….unless I read the documentation wrong and this is just some creepy fan sign shit you see around the internet…cuz fans are fucking obsessed…especially the socially awkward virign fans…and they do some weirdness like carving life-like busts of the bitch out of their solidified semen….true story…I’ve seen in before…..

Either way, any excuse to show titty is an excuse I endorse.

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Kelly Brook has really fucking put her 32 year old huge fucking tits to work the last few months….I can only assume it is because she knows she only has a few more months, maybe a year left in her and she’s gotta bank as much as she can, cuz you know that she looks at herself in the mirror and sees nipples aiming more towards the ground, wrinkles violating her face, and goes to sleep hearing screams of her uterus saying feed me…something she did a few months ago, before deciding it was best for the family to squash that move, and instead make money….and little fetus who may or may not be in a jar on her bedside table, as a beacon of what she sacrificed and a tool to inspire her to go that extra mile in her push to be the best big tits she can….and for that I commend her…cuz I hate babies, hate ruined mom bodies, love huge titties, on a body that’s making money getting half naked….Kelly Brook is an inspiration to us all and here’s her 2013 calendar she shot for the 1% of the population who still use calendars….all in their fucking late 70s…as the rest of us rock our smart phones…

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Kelly Brook is in October’s FHM….and she’s half naked and showing off tits because Kelly Brook’s talent is being half naked and showing off tits….because having tits like this naturally has been a blessing for her…and has more than just paid the bills for her…cuz instead of being a stripper she took the Glamour Model – which is code for might as well be a stripper but I get paid more than a stripper and the only tits that touch me for money belong to famous people or pro soccer players….because unlike a stripper I wasnn’t a fucking crackhead about my tit exposing hustle…

Her ass is square, but no one is perfect, but the good news is she’s got tits to distract you from those shortcomings….

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Kelly Brook is amazing as long as there is photoshop nearby….you see cuz she’s old as fuck and in order to rock tits like this….a bitch has got to have a square, large ass to go with it, but the second she’s half naked in photoshoots, she’s got the face and titties, that make it all ok, and we don’t even need to worry about the hours spent shaping her into whatever is going on here, cuz we like unrealistic expectations for our masturbation materials…and we like believing that there are super human pussy out there that probably don’t look anything like this, but at least they do a good job pretending….cuz she looks fucking awesome in these pics….

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It is possible that I hate all celebrity pussy because they taunt me all day and don’t let me fuck them….maybe that is why I look at all their flaws and call them fat, old, dumpy or uninteresting….Maybe I hate them cuz I can’t have them…making me bitter or maybe…just maybe they are in fact overrated….and maybe their big tits do come with big square uneventful asses…and maybe everyday girls who don’t waste their time aspiring to be famous are in fact hotter and have more substance that these bitches some company decided to shove down our throat….and maybe I’m just honest and objective cuz I know I’d fuck Kelly Brook…hell I’d fuck anything with a vagina….but that doesn’t mean I have to like it…or that I can’t call it out for being less great than her paycheck tells her she is….you know just cuz a movie cost 100,000,000 dollars to make doesn’t mean it is good…and just cuz a company sells a lot of product doesn’t mean the locally grown is of lesser quality…it’s all perspective…I’m not racist, I love all women, I will fuck all women, even during a herpes outbreak…but I can say that some women have great tits….and some women have shitty asses….and sometimes that happens on one woman…and today that woman is Kelly Brook…..but I do appreciate her self produced erotica, it shows good spirit and drive……

Here are some pics she took for twitter.

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These pictures of Kelly Brook are no different than other lingerie pics of Kelly Brook, they are however a lot different than THESE PICS OF HER VAGAIN STICKING ITS TONGUE OUT AT US LIKE IT IS A MINI DICK …..

She’s old, but has huge tits, and can be photoshopped into looking alright, younger, less fat, maybe even ethnic….and totally like she didn’t have an abortion a few years back cuz she figured riding the success was a better strategy for her….success that all stems from her huge fucking tits….

Good times…

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This is hardly an upskirt when dealing with a cunt, literally, that we’ve already seen…you know in a photoshoot where She rock’s out her chicken mcnugget dick clit….pussy be sticking it’s tongue out at me like we are in elementary school and I’m being ostracized by all the girls as they point and laugh….leading to a lifetime of bullying girls…but I don’t like to think it is related…I like to think I am more into hating all people equally, no matter what the gender or ethnicity is….

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