I think Kelly Brook has found her angle that works for her…and I am sure it has taken her years and years and years, because she’s old as fuck, of selfies trying to figure out just how to pop them titties to get the most impact, the most celebrity dudes to endorse her, and get the most she possibly can from her tits…and I guess as a seasoned titty veteran, this is what years of her titty work has lead to…this is like watching a master in action…letting his skills shine…only…the showing of her tit version..which takes little to no skill whatsoever…

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I wonder if Kelly Brook knows why people like her?

I am going to assume by this instagram pic that she knows exactly what her worth is. She knows why she gets jobs. Why she makes money. Why people notice her. What people follow her on the internet and why people care. She knows what people want from her…and she’s really subtle about it…

I always like a girl who isn’t blatant about her sexuality. You know the kind of girl who knows how to tease and seduce without putting it all out there…because you’d think a girl of Kelly Brook’s fame would just be spread opened for the world to see her uterus…a uterus that has failed at pregnancy at least once…because she’s really that kind of slut…but instead she just pulls her titties out…what a lady.

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Kelly Brook is an old sloppy big titty bitch…who manages to pull off these decent photoshoots so that every dude who sees her falls in love with her and thinks she’s a amazing…without taking the time to look at what she looks like when she’s not photoshopped to shit….

You see any girl with stupid sized tits, especially when they are real, is going to hormonally be fertile as shit, which Kelly Brook has proven with at least one pregnancy that ended in “tragedy”…and with being fertile as shit..comes sloppy asses, thighs and cellulite..

I like tits… I just think tits get too much hype, so much hype that chubby girls get famous for them. That never made sense to me…I have a friend who only fucks fat girls for their tits, and would say “She had huge tits” and I’d say “She had huge everything bro, especially an appetite, I mean shit…she’s huge”….I guess I just don’t love big tits more than I love skinny chicks…

We live in a world where there is so much more than tits…like asshole, you know it is the window to a girl’s soul…

To see some big titty sloppy legs that aren’t photoshopped CLICK HERE

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Kelly Brook posted this video of her chunky body in a bikini in Greece on Vacation, because her life isn’t a fucking vacation, she works so hard standing around half naked 4 days a month people, that’s the kind of shit that can burn you out…you know those rough going to lunch meetings with your business managers and clearly not watching what you eat….you lazy fucking hooker….

I guess at 7 am, when all you idiots are getting up and ready for your day, this kind of “hey, I show my tits for a living, I’m in a bikini on a yacht” shit, is a real wake-up call, to get you to take your fucking shirt off, cuz if you’re girl you got tits too, why are you fucking failing…cuz you don’t want to upset your dad…you prude bitch…

That said, feel free to use me as a testing ground, cuz getting nudes, I’m talking to you random snapchat girl, is the highlight of my day, even if I only get 5 seconds to try to jerk off to them…snapchats….

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Kelly Brook is on vacation and she’s taken to her internet profiles to share her bikini body with the world, a body she has labeled #noabs #curvy….because I guess this is her idea of hot bikini body, because her idea of fitness is maintaining her tits under and any all circumstances, because without her tits, she doesn’t matter.

You may find it hot, I find it dumpy…if anything, I think she needs to take the Bean Curd Challenge…

Here are the pics…

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Kelly Brook posted a topless picture of herself on Instagram…without nipple because that’s against the instagram way…even though nudity is awesome…and her tits, based on the hundreds of times I’ve seen them before…looks way better hanging all heavy set and shit..than her holding them up like a half full bag of yogurt or a condom full of cum..or Kate Upton’s love handle or something…you know just spilling out from every direction…totally out of control..only almost justified because Kelly Brook is in her 50s….and her tits have been used over and over again, that you’d expect their perk to slowly sink into sloppy…

Here’s the pic anyway, everyone look, that’s what she wants you to do.

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Kelly Brook is always a good looking girl, I wouldn’t try to slam her for that. Her face is that of a classic beauty and her natural hanger are a gift from the heavens, you know just naturally so decadent to look at, you know the reason we even know she exists…but the problem with her, other than the fact that she’s 100 years old now, and riding the tail end of her career, is that even when photoshopped into these Glamour shots, she looks like some doughy weirdness I can still appreciate, because they are high in estrogen and seemingly fertile enough to get knocked up again before having a staged miscarriage to extend her career, you know womanly…but it’s walking that fine line of sloppy…a place no one really likes to be…especially not a titty model…except maybe Kate Upton, but that’s just cuz she’s won the lottery and sold her soul to the devil and has fans so loyal she can’t fucking lose…

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Kelly Brook is known for her AMAZING fat tits and fat ass Glamour Model who spent the last 20 years of her life getting topless in pictures in efforts to make it…but I know her for her VAGINA STICKING ITS TONGUE OUT AT US WHILE COVERED IN HER ABORTION …one of her weirder shoots that I guess was her way of saying “I’m 35, I was pregnant, but I still have another round in me, and I’m not gonna let this baby get me down”…in what is almost tribal or insane….but then again, maybe I am wrong…and maybe her abortion was a miscarriage, a well planned miscarriage…right as her career peaked..

Well, apparently she doesn’t mind showing her panties, which isn’t that shocking, considering she doesn’t mind showing her labia…

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Remember when KELLY BROOK was topless on the beach, showing off her really big natural tits, that happened to be big enough to distract from how soft the rest of her looked, not that you care whether she’s soft or not, you’re a loser who can’t get laid from middle America, the average girl you try to fuck is about 200 pounds heavier than Kelly Brook on a low end, and as high as 300 pounds heavier than her on the high end, because that’s just the kind of women who live in your town, and that’s just the kind of woman you attract, one with diabetes, in a motorized mobility scooter, unable to run, but who offers you the companionship you need to not kill yourself…

What I am getting at is I find Kelly Brook fat, but she’s dainty in American standards, and guys for some reason, and not just black guys, are into these bodies….and call me crazy or gay for going for model thin and fit bodies…

Weird…but not as weird as how much more I like her when she’s covered up…

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