Earlier today, WASHED UP CARMEN ELECTRA WORE A SEE THROUGH DRESS SHOWING HER NIPPPLES …and I guess another relatively irrelevant old lady who has been in the game a long time…and who has shown her nipples so many times before to be in the game in the first place…decided to do the same hustle…because that’s how you get people to notice you…while showing off the only thing people care about you…and I guess it’s better than when she smeared her strategic “miscarriage” on her named body in a stanist ceremony …because it’s a little less obvious…

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Kelly Brook is so thick….yet she is posting videos of her showering with her friend…something I assume all girls do together…because the idea of girls comparing vaginas and tits is what I would do if I was a girl…and because it seems like something girls would do in their catty, hate each other while pretending to love each other, even though they are competing with each other for male attention way…and I am the one watching it, making a bigger deal than her hips, which are pretty big out of it…as she pushes 40 and I push my boundaries of acceptable weight for a girl I want to have sit on my face…because I guess we’re working together here, even if Kelly Brook doesnt’ know I exist.

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Kelly Brook is pretty much a 40 year old high class escort who markets herself by booking random campaigns for magazines using her tits that I can only assume she doesn’t get paid for.

We call it the “Chrissy Teigan Day Rate”…meaning she’s probably signed to an agency, she probably has a fantasy day rate like a real model, but really only books jobs she does for free to increase her profile…or to make her feel better about being 40 years old…

She’s always naked or half naked, her tits are still pretty fun to look at, and she just posted this on instagram…saying “look at me, look at me, I hope this gets me more followers”….in her head…because playing it cool, like that she does this for work, and not for ego…is kinda all part of it..

I’m not complaining because I don’t care…

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Here are some pics Kelly Brook posted to instagram that were amazing because they weren’t of her and I find her a tired and annoying pile of old big tits still holding onto those tits cuz they make her money…they were of her friend dressed like Betty Page who I want to get pregnant with my mouth…when you are old and irrelevant attach yourself to hooter versions of you to make people pay attention – it’s a good strategy…and it worked today…good job Kelly.

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Kelly Brook is promoting lingerie, because despite being a little old, a little chubby, all womanly, people fucking love her…and she loves that they love her…that’s why she’ got a “miscarriage” back when she was about to throw in the towel and kill her vagina for love…right before she got a second wind and decided to focus on her big natural, fertile, career before it was too fucking late…

She’s a classier Katy Price, which isn’t saying much, because they are both girls who figure out how to use their tits to market themselves aggressively to some millionaire level, which is pretty insane, considering all girls have tits, but only a select few put in the work to exploit them, and those select few are my fucking favorites…cuz without them, I’d be titles….

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Kelly Brook is some old, nearing retirement, bikini model who has been showing off her tits in pictures for the last couple of decades…she has even gone so far as to have a “miscarriage” in efforts to not destroy her curvy body when things finally started to turn around for her…and now she’s playing the instagram game like all the good fame whores and you know what…she looks fucking awesome…especially with that big fat Kim Kardashian ass…as she tries to ride the Kim Kardashian fat ass crave…while people like me who like fat asses every once in a while, even on old ladies, watch…

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I wonder what would compel a girl to show the world her camel toe intentionally…Because if you know any girl who uses Instagram or Facebook, you know she analyzes her pictures from every angle, she may even use a photo retouching app to make herself look hotter than she is, while still be able to hashtag #nofilter….meaning this was intentional…look at my fat vagina being suffocated by tight shorts play…and I guess as someone who has seen her labia minora sticking out at me in previous photoshoots, I can understand where she’s coming from and I don’t really hate it…even though I should…

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Kelly Brook posted the above picture to her instagram saying something along the lines of “My first shoot at 16″….to either prove to the haters that she’s got tits…or to cater to the pervert creeper fans..by given them something semi-illegal to jerk off to…or to let us all know she’s been a half naked, using her body to get ahead since she was a kid….you know when other kids were getting an education, her and her parents, if she even has parents, cuz I am going to assume by the bikini modelling at 16, she didn’t….were whoring her out…I mean usually girls only learn how to whore in their early 20s when all else fails…but this Kelly Brook has a solid 3 decades invested in this…

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I guess Kelly Brook’s taking selfies is funny because it reminds me that no one wants to take pics of her…but she wants her pics taken even though she looks a bit like a mom in her 40s at the day spa because that’s what her husband got her last Valentine’s Day and the coupon is about to expire.

I mean, she’s like all the other Instagram is her agency girls..only she also releases self-produced calendars…trying to make us all think she matters..when all that really matters when it comes to her is her tits.

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