I just saw these pictures that prove what I already knew…and that is that Kim Kardashian is a fat pig of a person who straps herself up and down and sideways to get the shape you idiots think is womanly and amazing…that I just think is fat and lazy…Ass doesn’t pop like that…it takes fucking harnesses to make that shit happen, and seeing this SPANX shit is not surprising to me, I always knew her only skinny part was her ankles, but I hope it is surprising to you, because maybe then you’d move on from this shit…

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Kim Kardashian is on a real hustle to get attention. I guess her ratings are dipping…..which is a good thing…cuz this talentless twats always peak and get replaced by other talentless cunts…and I’m happy to report her time here is done….at least I’m hoping she’s done…cuz I can’t stand this shit..

Watching some old, fat, boring, irritating, disgusting, and represents all thing wrong in the world…spoiled cunt attitude is boring as fuck…

It’s just funny that long gone are the days of sucking negro dick after it pisses on her for attention and even a career…now she gets noticed by just letting the paparazzi see her fat ass in pants…and that’s ridiculous…but what is even more ridiculous is that there was a time when she had the power to turn the paparazzi down and delete all ass shots even though that’s all she was good for…but now…she’s gotta whore out….by pretending to be working out…cuz body’s like this are more into eating…..except when their money grubbing pimp/den mother’s make them…for a camera crew…

It amazes me the self righteous, vain, bullshit that went into them pitching their show in the first place “We’re the best family ever, everyone will want to watch us” almost as much as it amazes me that people actually watched them….

It’s almost comical how obvious her stategy is….but here’s her ass anyway, cuz I’m down with watching it all unfold…literally.

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Kim Kardashian is probably the world’s richest PORNSTAR ….She took getting pissed on by a black dude, you know being a human urinal at the housing projects basketball court, and made it into a 100 million dollar a year business….

She’s spun her story so well, that people forget she’s a fucking PORNSTAR….but instead that she’s some fashionable inspiration to lazy fat girls everywhere, that they may not be able to become a big deal for no reason, cuz not everyone has a rich dead dad, a marketing team, the top PR people and all that shit….but the good news is that there will always be a black dude willing to fuck them….

That said, she’s trying to get press for some Armenian bullshit, even though the only tie in she has to being Armenian is that it is the reason she has a permanent tan….Shit colored, Cuz she’s shit, the fact she likes being pissed on, like all feces, kinda proves that point…

Don’t forget her SEX TAPE ROOTS ….cuz I like being reminded just how bullshit she is….cuz I know pussy and when it sucks dick like this…I know it’s all show…the lies hurt my eyes…

Here’s her lazy, materialistic, everything wrong with America obesity in her pants….

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Anyone who knows me, knows that I watch Kim Kardashian’s porno clips every morning to hype me up, annoy, disgust, anger, frustrate but most importantly remind me of what the rest of the world has forgotten…she’s a fucking pornstar…sure she only had one movie, but it wasall she needed with her strong PR team to turn it into a multimillion dollar industry…not because she’s smart…but because she’s has a good team who saw opportunity to make her the next Paris Hilton…and by default…that makes her some low level, bottom feeding trash, who knew the porn tape would blow over, and that little exploiting of herself, was going to amount to great things.

She is fat. She isn’t funny. She is boring to watch, if not irritating…she is teaching kids two valuable lessons, first that being fat, lazy, self indulging is okay and that eating disorders are a thing of the past…and second that acting like a cunty gay man is what we want….while white washing the one lesson we can learn from her and that’s that being a whore pays….

So WATCH HER SEX TAPE Remember she’s a whore, then look at her ass and be disgusted by the marketing lie she represents…

Even if big asses turn you on….cuz this isn’t just big…it’s dumpy…you know like she’s in a soiled diaper under her leggings dumpy….and not big and round like you want to eat it out… and float on it down a river of vaginal juice…if you know what I mean…

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Kim Kardashian is clearly showing off the only skinny part of her body…her ankles…as long as they are in ridiculous high heels…otherwise they cankle…

I prefer when she Shows Off The Rest of Her Whore Body Sucking Back Dick and Sticking it in her Unprotected like a gutter pornstar and human toilet that she was to launch her career like she was Paris Hilton….but that’s just cuz I like watching bitches of all shapes, sizes, cree and religion, race and color fucking in any or all circumstances…cuz I’m a fucking pervert….and I watch this on repeat….

But not quite perverted enough to forget that Kim Kardashian is a lazy, doughy, pig of a person who represents all that is wrong with capitalism and democracy…

Seriously, if this was communist Russia or a Muslim dictatorship, she’d be nothing but trash trying to turn tricks for some bread, up on som Aladin shit…but instead she makes over 100,000,000 dollars a year….

Disgusting….undeserving…brown and round….hiding her muff gut as hard as she can…..

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Nothing like some fat porn chick showing off some tit at an event to remind us all to eat this weekend…cuz drinking on an empty stomach seems to be why my liver is broken right now….

We all know Kim Kardashian is overrated, lazy, a pig of a person and the representation of all that is bad in the world…but there’s still something about her we all want to fuck…maybe out of hatred, maybe cuz it looks like doughy mess and we’ve always had a baker’s fantasy, or maybe cuz she feels soft like a bouncy castle and bouncy castles are fun…FOLLOW ME

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I call bullshit.

Sure, maybe the family is connected at the soul, you know cuz Kris Humphries has two sisters named Krystal and Kaela, on some ridiculous “We name our kids with the letter K” connection….but there’s no way this motherfucker is black enough for Kim Kardashian’s liking. Maybe the 6 foot 9 factor allows his penis to work in the way of Ray J, you know cuz even a tiny dick on a 6 foot 9 dude is probably a foot long, and Kardashian needs big cock to fill her fat cunt, all girls love big cock, but Kardashian needs big cock, just to get around that huge ass of her and penetrate her pussy at the same time, dude needs to be at least a foot just to get the tip in.

Not that it matters.

What matters is that I’m pretty sure Kardashian’s into this cuz she appreciates the fact people notice her cuz this spectacle is almost comical….I just hope the sex tape’s being filmed, cuz seriously, I love freakshow sex. It’s a weakness.

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How about some Kim Kardashian fat fucking pig using a bag from designer boutiques as an umbrella, cuz she’s the smartet and richest pig in the barn, to not get wet, cuz bitches like this don’t like getting wet, they are more into dudes wanting to fuck them, then actually fucking them, you know too busy looking at the mirror applying movie make-up to cover up her Adam’s apple, mustache, that she can’t get wet or else people will know the truth, strapping herself in a harness to make her look as skinny as possible, despite the fact that she just can’t stop eating cake, and has the resources that allow her to stay seated for 40 hours at a time, she doesn’t even have to get up to piss, they have it sorted out, not that she was ever the pissing type, she was more into getting pissed on…..

I don’t know what I’m ranting, I blame her fat ass in jeans and flat shoes for throwing me off my game…something I am sure has been blamed before and will be blamed again for ruining the world since she’s the fucking devil…not that this post is the world….or is it? FOLLOW ME

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Little known fact. Kim Kardashian makes me money. Sure it’s not much money, cuz this site sucks, but it is enough to get drunk at least twice a month, which means in a weird way, Kim Kardashia pretty much works for me….or maybe that means I work for her…because everytime I post on her, it gives her attention, even if only to a handful of half retarded people, it’s still some stamp of approval I don’t like doing….

Little known fact. Kim Kardashian is fat as fuck. That body is some sloppy mess marketed to be a good thing, but definitely not a good thing, cuz it makes girls who would otherwise have eating disorders if their idols were who they were supposed to be, and not lazy, talentless, whores, you know like back when fat chicks weren’t famous for nothing, to order that other piece of cake.

Little known fact. I tweet Kardashian daily, cuz she knows how this game works and hasn’t unblocked me cuz she knows how the game works, even though I only have a handful of half retarded followers.

Don’t get me wrong, I’d still want to taste her fat chck asshole after a day in these pants sweating, but I have no standards. If anything, I’m disgusting. I also don’t think this ass is all that great to look at, especially when this bitch didn’t strap herself down in spanx hard enough for this pant choice, and the heels she’s wearing that can’t get any higher to make any fucking sense..

Who cares. There are more important things going on in the world.

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I saw the exact same body working the checkout line at WalMart the other day….Kim Kardashian is pretty fucking hideous….nothing but a no good, daddy issue porn star…I like repeating this because as she makes 70 million dollars a year, that would be 400 million a year if she was actually hot, and people overlook the fact that she staged this Black Dick Sucking Scene to be like her bff Paris….

She’s low grade, bottom feeder but the marketing machine and her PR people have spun the story in a way you all forget what matters….She She Was Pissed On In Video After She Fucked cuz she’s nothing but a toilet bowl of a person…a public urinal that should be shit in accidentally when drunk and trying to make friends laugh..

The only thing I’m with her on is that if I was stuck with the cunt who I won’t name that she’s with, I’d pretend to be on the phone too, cuz the cunt she is with who I won’t name is the fucking worse…

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