As a fat man who is married to an even fatter chick….I’ve seen my fair share of fat person versus furniture….that includes being unable to fit in the fucking thing on the bus, or in other public places cuz they don’t factor in obesity into their design…or having the thing break from under us….so they can pretend Kardashian breaking the chair is a prank…you know a defective chair…while I know that’s just a cover-up for her actually breaking the chair cuz she’s fatness….fatness I’d probably ask to taste the parts of her she can’t wash properly cuz her hands don’t reach – cuz I am disgusting…

Here’s a video rendition of what you can expect to see on her show when it actually hits TV…instead of the press releases images announcing this smut publicity stunt like it’s news that I’m posting here…

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Considering she’s the kind of bitch who gets her make-up tattooed to her tacky face, I’m not sure how accurate this “No Make-Up” statement is, and I’m gonna go with not very accurate, cuz botox and fake lips in what could be the most materialistic, vain despite being chubby pussy in hollywood, who no one really understands or really cares about, but who managed to make 65 million dollars last year, just doesn’t do the no make up thing, ever, under any circumstance, and maybe what we are seeing is that she’s just not wearing as much fucking make-up as her whore face normally does, you know none of that movie magic shit that makes her look like a tranny about to perform, and just some subtle everyday make-up that is probably substantially more than the women you encounter wear, but less than her usual clown get-up…and knowing these girls, she’s probably made up to not look made up for publicity…and the real question is why the fuck am I writing about this? Seriously. Should I just kill myself now, or let nature take it’s course…cuz this has got to be the fucking end….

What it comes down to is that she’s a fucking monster….

And some spandex…..faking a gym visit….even though her ass can’t back up that lie….

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It’s funny that like in elementary school, tits are all it takes to get attention, noticed, affection, celebrity….When I think back to some of the girls I wanted to have sex with as a sixth grade pervert…I remember that all I cared about was the fact they had some tit…while the actual hot girls were ignored cuz they didn’t….I’m talking some real monster looking girls who either ended up fat, who looked inbred, but thanks to early onset puberty, mattered for a fucking minute of their lives….

Here are Kim Kardashian’s tits for some Valentines Day, cuz hot or not, useful or not, interesting or not, that’s all the really fucking matters….

We live in a weird world…

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Harper’s Bazaar decided to waste Terry Richardson’s abilities as a smut photograher by booking him to shoot one of the tamest spreads I’ve seen of Kim Kardashian, a smut starlet…. I get that everything she touches turns to gutter trash and she doesn’t need to shove it down our throats or be gratituous or cheapen her who brand in tastelessness…..and I get the whole attention whore pornstar shit not doing pornstar shit irony or maybe to pull the drapes over our eyes to help make us forget…cuz no one has the time to really care or be reminded how bullshit this bitch is but I expect more nudity out of this bitch….cleavage doesn’t fuckin’ cut it…but here are the pics anyway…cuz I am part of her PR Team…I just don’t get paid.

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I guess Kim Kardashian is at the point of entitled where she feels like her big round porno sex tape making ass has the right to do whatever the fuck she wants…She’s untouchable…except when making sex tapes with black dudes who not only touch her….and have unprotected sex with her…but also pee on her….not that it matters..she’s done a great job making the world forget her sex tape….Even Though They Can Buy It Here

It is all our fucking fault for making her this brand everyone loves and that I don’t understand…but here’s her latest story…cuz her D cup titties and fat ass have given us the opportunity to really get to know her….annoying personality that’s conning us while making millions…

So she got on stage with Prince, he kicked her off, cuz she has no right fucking up his show or cheapening it by showing her 5 foot 2 frame being taller than him and if you want to read the funny story about how she refused to dance cuz she thought it would ruin her gut harness that makes her look less fat or maybe cuz her only move is being a public urinal at a Jamaican bobsled training session for the locals..if you know what I mean ….no racist. follow this link ….

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Kim Kardashian is just fucking noise. She’s full of shit noise that just distracts us from what is important in life, like everything that isn’t Kim Kardashian. She is trashy. She is useless. She is not talented. She is famous from having a sex tape and a good publicist. Her porn career landed her a TV show, where her character shines as the vapid, materialistic, idiotic cunt doing a Paris Hilton impression. She makes bullshit statements, she lies about being sad about the sex tape she released, she doesn’t contribute to society. She’s just a fucking nothing who we’ve made a someone and I don’t know why, but I can assume it starts with her tits and ends with her big round ass…cuz that’s all we need to counter balance everything wrong with this cunt…we’re easily won over like that…

Here are her pics in FHM, photoshopped in a bikini, hiding her fat, and the real shock in all this is that FHM is still around, sure they’re bottom feeding as fuck, proven with their star of choice, and here are the pics…you’ve probably already seen.

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It amazes me that the media document every single move this cunt makes…and not in a “holy shit, look at that stripper fit an office chair in her twat while shitting donuts out her ass” kind of amazement, but more of a “why they fuck do people care”….I’ve seen this bitch in commercials promoting his show, I’ve seen her sex tape, I’ve listened to that annoying valley girl banter that is totally a waste of fucking time and a horrible influence on the youth, but for some reasone I’m posting pics of her at the nail salon like shit is porn, when really the only porn in a nail salon is the Asian bitches you know will service you with extras in the back room, cuz it is a cultural thing…and not the fat, materialistic, waste of space, money and time that they are catering to…

Kim Kardashian sucks….that said….I am going to go watch her sex tape…cuz I own the DVD…and want to see her actually suck…you know where her career started….when she knew what we wanted…

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That header picture is not of Kim Kardashian’s ass. It is of you bloated front, because I guess the harnesses she’s been using all these years to make her look like she’s got a flat stomach and toned uterus failed her…which I guess just shows us that there comes a time in every chubby girl’s life that her laziness and her bad eating habits just can’t be contained the way they used to before you turned 30….Maybe Kim Kardashian just looks huge next to her tiny sister, who happens to be at her fattest thanks to pregnancy, and I don’t really care cuz I find the whole thing pretty erotic….I’m not picky…

I just like people to know she’s fat cuz otherwise we’re teaching our kids the wrong lessons about good body image and we’ll have a society filled with people on medical scooter racing to the fast food joint…I like doing my part to help save society…

She was also out showing off some tit in a dress with a window…cuz that’s what attention craving sluts do…they let us watch and again I find the whole thing pretty erotic even if I’m not so into pornstars….

Apparently she’s been out there trying to get as much attention as possible because she has a new reality show….that covers such serious issues as her pretending to work out and her mad that Kourtney Invited Scott to live with them in NYC when it was supposed to be Kim’s alone time with Kourtney….cuz her sister’s baby having a father is less important than Kim being happy…Typical crap I can’t believe exists….

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This is not the body of someone who goes to the gym. This is the body of a bitch who likes having pictures of her taken who knows everyone will talk if they see her going to the gym just out of sheer amazement of her how thick she is and how thick she would be if she didn’t work out.

I don’t believe the lie. I just know her whole business relies on being seen because she’s not a talent, she’s not an actor or singer, really andy rich, busty, round shaped cunt with no self respect and a sex tape of her getting fucked hard by black men could replace her….any of Paris Hilton’s jealous friends who want the same flash in the pan legacy for doing pretty irrelevant shit could be Kim Kardashian…but only a few of them are that into bottom feeding for a couple bucks and male attention.

She is garbage, or actually sewage, but that’s cuz she likes when people go to the bathroom on her and I’m just helping the problem posting these pics of her…and if this site was relevant….I’d really be mad at myself….

Here are her pics…yes this is my second Kardashian post today…I’m dealing with a hacker – give me a break.

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Clearly, Kim Kardashian was craving a little attention from people the other day, because she put this bikini picture on twitter, clearly screaming “Look at me” like the little girl in the grocery store who pulls out her vagina cuz she knows it gets a reaction, only far more washed up than that….

I guess it’s cuz everyone’s been making fun of her, that she’s not being seen as the sex symbol she wishes she was and I’m not complaining, because as annoying, retarded, bad-faced Kim Kardashian is, and as much as I hate pornstars who crossover to mainstream, I still love her big ass and titties to stare at, even if I know how blackened her meat has become….

Obvious Hustle, but good hustle, I just wonder how many shots it took her to get this one at the right angle to hide her gut.

Good times.

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