I thought about Kim Kardashian when I was taking a shit today. Not because she’s brown and bangs brown people in shitty movies that we thought would be amazing but couldn’t jerk off to because she sucked, but because she was pissed on and piss is one step away from scat and my toilet is totally into scat, it loves it when I shit in its mouth.

There is no denying that she has fat tits and even though I don’t think big tits make a woman worth banging, my friend does. He ignores when a bitch is 50 lbs overweight just because he wants to play with her tits. I can only assume you’re the same way. It’s a whole beggars can’t be chooser situation, where you are the beggar and realized that fat chicks are pretty easy and despite being disgusted by them, you just stare at their huge tits and focus on finishing as soon as you can so you can go home and get back to play your video games

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Kim Kardashian still has tits and a big ass that black guys love. A friend of mine took me out for lunch at some shitty restaurant today because it was my birthday and he brought back 20 dollars worth of cans for me so that we could have the shitty lunch. We were sitting next to some tight lookin’ girl and her black boyfriend who was on his expensive phone surfing myspace chicks while she sat and watched him. I kept wondering why she was with him knowing that he probably fucked all her friends without her knowing especially when he was hitting on chicks in front of her face instead of giving her some good conversation..She paid for the meal, then she stood up and I saw the biggest fucking ass on a girl that size and all of a sudden everything made sense.

It was Kim Kardashian’s birthday this weekend, and here are her tits.

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Kim Kardashian still has tits and a big ass that black guys love. A friend of mine took me out for lunch at some shitty restaurant today because it was my birthday and he brought back 20 dollars worth of cans for me so that we could have the shitty lunch. We were sitting next to some tight lookin’ girl and her black boyfriend who was on his expensive phone surfing myspace chicks while she sat and watched him. I kept wondering why she was with him knowing that he probably fucked all her friends without her knowing especially when he was hitting on chicks in front of her face instead of giving her some good conversation..She paid for the meal, then she stood up and I saw the biggest fucking ass on a girl that size and all of a sudden everything made sense.

It was Kim Kardashian’s birthday this weekend, and here are her tits.

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So it finally dropped and one of you sent it my way. I would do a film review for you, but figured it’d be easier to talk about it after you’ve seen it. So I am posting pretty much the whole thing here for you right now.

I am more impressed with the size of Ray J’s cock than Kim Kardashian’s Paris impersonation, but I guess all semi famous rich pussy is worth a round…She’s living large, probably the reason she needs big dick and she’s not using condoms, probably the reason she’s had 10 abortions. She’s pretty much doin’ what she’s supposed to be doing and not letting her massive tits go to waste…

The celebrity sex tape novelty is getting dull and I really only watched it all in fast forward because I am not into nature channel porn. That wasn’t meant to be as racist as it sounded but I am not about to censor myself to satisfy my 2 black readers.

I admit that I have never banged a black girl and maybe if I had, I’d have a different opinion, but the opportunity never came up and my penis would be way to small to satisfy her black vagina needs.

I know Kim Kardashian sucks dick, and now you have the proof. This shit is totally staged and I can’t believe she’s got so little self-respect that she’d basically film a porn…there’s no difference between her and the stripper who turns tricks at my favorite strip club in the back room for $50, if you give her $25 more she let’s you take pics. One day when I get to the top, I’ll hire her and prove it to you…

I remain the best blog that isn’t read on the internet of all time. Cuddles…

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Here are some pictures of Kim Kardashian at Fashion Week in L.A. I am posting this because I am dying to see her sex tape. I have emailed Vivid about 400 fucking times and I am not internet savvy enough to know where to find this kind of shit. I figure some chronic masturbating loser somewhere is uploading it as we speak, but I just don’t know how to find it because the only chronic masturbating loser I know is you, and you’re way too fucking useless to know how to do anything, especially something as important to my life as the Kim Kardashian Sex Tape. Asshole.

I don’t know who is in these pics with her, but I can only assume that is Jennifer Aniston, grabbing her tits and looking wasted, the way I like it.

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Here are some pictures of Kim Kardashian at Fashion Week in L.A. I am posting this because I am dying to see her sex tape. I have emailed Vivid about 400 fucking times and I am not internet savvy enough to know where to find this kind of shit. I figure some chronic masturbating loser somewhere is uploading it as we speak, but I just don’t know how to find it because the only chronic masturbating loser I know is you, and you’re way too fucking useless to know how to do anything, especially something as important to my life as the Kim Kardashian Sex Tape. Asshole.

I don’t know who is in these pics with her, but I can only assume that is Jennifer Aniston, grabbing her tits and looking wasted, the way I like it.

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