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2012

23

Nov

Kim Kardashian and Kendall Jenner in the Same Picture of the Day

Here is a picture that I like to think got leaked against Kim Kardashian’s will…because her half sister…has everything Kim Kardashian probably wishes she has…and you know Kim Kardashian sits there angry as fuck that this little bitch is milking off her fame…and doing a better job of it, with more loyal fans, without a porn career and most importantly without being a fat, dumpy, hairy, troll of a woman…It is the kind of thing you would think families would fight and break up over…you know never talk to each other again….except the young one is the fat one’s retirement plan..and the fat one gets a percentage of her earnings…and that’s why the fat one promotes her…but you know even with the money…and the promise of another 10 years of Kardashians thanks to the young one…the fat one can’t fucking stand her….or at least being in pics with her…where you see how short and dumpy and old she is in comparison….it’s best to keep them in separate pics…at least for Kim Kardashian…cuz you can really see her flaws when shit like this is dropped…flaws…i hope the world sees.

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2012

21

Nov

Kim Kardashian Shows You How To Fatten Up in 5 Seconds of the Day

Kim Kardashian just revealed one of her biggest fucking secrets in her lie of having a body that isn’t fucking obese and disgusting…you know a body I’ve been calling out for years as being below average, lazy and sloppy….but covered up strategically….with straps and mirrors and poses and cuts of clothing that make her look slimmer than she is….which is not slim at all….

So before your very eyes, thanks to TSA and flying commercial not private…here is the pig of a woman…in all senses of the term….because not only is she unattractive….she is a pornstar who represents all evil in the world that is for some reason celebrated…..in her heels and out of her heels – putting just how much they help her look “decent” and not like a short dump truck of a chick on fucking blast…and that makes me laugh…


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2012

19

Nov

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Back on a SUP of the Day

This is offensive…

But the good thing about it is that she’s no longer hiding the fact that she’s a pig of a woman…prior to today…she was strapped down and trying her hardest to look “hour glass”…with an aweseome waist to hip ratio that didn’t stem from laziness and over eating…

But today..it is clear…she has fallen off her smoke and mirror games as she struggles like a fat chick on a paddle board…and that to me…is a victory for mankind…

May she just keep getting fatter and fatter until one day exploding….like the sinner that she is.

Good times….baby got disgusting back….


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2012

09

Nov

Kim Kardashian’s Throwback Fat Ass Pic of the Day


Kim Kardashian polluted the internet with a throwback picture of her ass in a tight dress being shot for Terry Richardson…because I guess those were her glory days…before the world realized she was fat…or maybe cuz she thinks this is a really hot pic of herself…there’s no reason for this…but I’ll still draw attention to it…cuz I got nothing else to do….motherfucker.

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2012

06

Nov

Kim Kardashian’s Chubby Bikini Shoot of the Day

Kim Kardashian is so gross…seriously disgusting….seeing her in a bikini reminds me of all that is wrong with her….she’s built like tank…a sloppy fleshy tank…and there’s a reason only black guys like her….cuz black guys love all girls…and they are less about a bitch being skinny….which I guess works for her…since fucking one on camera made her into a 100 million dollar empire….

She is all that is wrong in America….

But here she is in some recent or apparently recent bikini pics in Miami….looking like fucking shit…which is appropriate since she is shit.

Seriously….The fucking worst….

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2012

01

Nov

Kim Kardashian as Cat Woman of the Day

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West dressed like some Batman shit….and in doing that she squeezed into a leather outfit that was a welcomed friend since it allowed her sloppy body to not spill out like the pile of disgusting slop that she is….you know this rubber/latex/leather shit is the best kind of harness to squeeze a questionably shaped woman into a relatively decent big ass shape….

I hate acknowledging that this trash exists…cuz she is the worst…and Kanye is no better…both just out there for attention…making stupid money…while annoying 90 percent of the public….the worst.


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2012

15

Oct

Kim Kardashian’s Really Big and Long Ass Crack in a See Thru Skirt of the Day


Kim Kardashian has the single longest ass crack in the fucking game….sure it is an ass that has been celebrated because that’s just how the media, and black dudes who don’t mind fucking her on camera do things….and sure her ass was kinda interestingly out of proportion compared to her waistline, but shit is just fat, sloopy and I can see the cellulite and laziness….and there’s nothing hot about seeing a 30 year old fat chick….even if she carries her 20 plus surplus in her ass…..but there is definitely something funny about it…and thats why I am posting it.

All this to say, promoting fat girls promotes diabetes and I want nothing to do with that….


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2012

05

Oct

Kim Kardashian in a Fat Girl Dress of the Day

Kim Kardashian is showing off her tits in a dress that has a built in frilly skirt around the waist like it was a bikini fat girls wear to the waterpark to stylishly cover up their disgusting…in what I assume is the same reason Kim Kardashian is wearing it…because she’s got a lot of disgusting to cover up and I’m not even talking about her personality flaws, I’m talking straight up fat girl body, twisted into something less offensive thanks to straps and harnesses….somethig I have to appreciate cuz her gut hanging over her pants would make her so much worst to look at….and you know she’d make us fucking look at her…that’s kinda what she’s all about…

And here she is with Hulk Hogan…a picture that makes perfect sense…

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2012

01

Oct

Kim Kardashian’s Tits Pretend to Dragon Boat of the Day

The Kardashian’s had to fake a Dragon Boat race for the sake of the worst fucking TV programming ever….shit so bad it shouldn’t even be a youtube channel…but for some reason the public eat it up…like she eats up baked goods and black cock…..

I know dragon boat racers, yes they exist, even though it’s a weird sport, these girls who do it are broad shoulder monsters….while Kim Kardashian is just a monster…and here are her monster tits….even though the rest of her is a waste of space.


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2012

25

Sep

Kim Kardashian Fat Chick in a Fat Chick Bathing Suit of the Day

It amazes me that people still think Kim Kardashian is not fat.

I get hate mail when I call her out for being a lazy pig of a woman with an eating disorder who has never worked a day in her life, but who has surrounded herself with the right team who managed to spin her porn career into a huge non pornographic empire….a porn career that has turned her family into celebrities, and that she is slowly falling off, but doing all the publicity stunts she can do from dating rappers, marrying athletes, pretending to be in new sex tapes….it is ridiculous….and I saw give up and let the hot 16 year old Olympic blooded sister take over cuz at least she’s tall and thin and worth modeling….not short stumpy pile of shit hairy garbage like this…

You see, even Kim Kardashian knows she’s fucking fat. She wears SPANX and staps and harnesses to make her look big assed and flat stomached….she has photoshop artists photoshop her twitter and instagram pics….she is a lie…a make-up covered lie….in a one piece with a fucking belt and heels bro….that’s all strategy to not look like she actually looks when naked in front of the mirror…

But yet dudes will still email me hate…cuz for some reason they love this vile human being…and that reason probably has to do with her fat ass and titties…


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