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Archive for the Kurt Cobain Category

2009

21

Aug

Kurt Cobain’s Ugly Daughter of the Day

Here is the answer why Kurt Cobain blew his fucking head off. It had nothing to do with manic depression or drugs or even being murdered by Courtney Love, it was all anticipatory stress of what his kid would look like when she grew up, because he could tell, even when she was a baby that she had features any parent would try to ignore, but feel guilty for bringing into the world, like how Bruce and Demi Moore feel about Rumer. I guess she’s not that bad, because no one is as bad as Rumer Willis but knowing she crawled out of Courtney Love’s rancid dying pussy and still has remnants of it on her face and that is disgusting, unless you like rancid dying pussy, which I assume you do because you like any pussy, in which case, these pics are for you….they are also for diehard Kurt Cobain fans who think anything Kurt Cobain is quality and something they want to get with, touch or be around..because he’s the kind of dead musician people are insane about…and I guess that’s the only reason this twat gets any dick…

Posted in:Daughter|Francis Bean Cobain|Kurt Cobain

2007

23

May

I am – Doc Marten Ad Campaign of the Day

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I came across these pictures from a UK ad campaign for Doc Marten’s featuring dead rock icons wearing the boots in heaven to prove just how durable they are and that you can take them to the next life with you…or some shit…but only if you’re a rockstar, because rockstars go to heaven, you know with all their self destruction, drugs and alcohol, pre-marital sex, anti-establishment, petty crimes, suicide, murder and all kinds of other things religion really deems as being Holy….

I am not really sure why I am posting these, I really have no opinion and nothing interesting to say about any of these people, I listen to their music when it came out and even now when my I am not doing anything else on my computer because my computer sucks. I have never gone to any of their shows, but I am pretty sure that I have had sex while listening to them and that is probably an experience that definitely wasn’t as lasting or memorable as these boots and the poor women involved may have to take it to the grave with them to the grave, that is of course only if they haven’t repressed the experience like I was their uncle touching them inappropriately at the family Christmas party. I bring on shame even though they were drunk or high and I was paying them….

Either way, check out the ads. I haven’t figured out if it’s right or wrong but I do know that the last thing I’d want after I am dead is to be endorsing some shitty product I used in the 80s and 90s on the company’s revival campaign….even though I know that would never happen because I am not a rockstar but you get the fucking point asshole.

Kurt Cobain

Joey Ramone

Joe Strummer

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