When I look at Lea Michele, I wonder if her dick is as long as her ass…and never knowing the answer is something we will all have to collectively live with for the end of time, because this bitch has learned at a young age, back when her parents decided she as going to be a girl and not a dude, and that is her number one thing she has to do to keep the scam alive and the money coming in…

We will have to accept that we will never see Lea Michele jerking off…even though her dick is probably bigger than yours….something you feel not as queer as you are about when you see it cumming on its own tits….

You know that tranny porn you watch means you like cock…prove me wrong…you can’t homo.

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I’ve been calling Lea Michelle a dude for the longest time because I am convinced that she’s a dude….and she hasn’t really given us any evidence that she’s not a dude. Especially not in this pic with her hand in front of her crotch because she didn’t have enough time to tuck….

Hollywood is a dark place, those dreams of fame and fortune that parents have can make them do a lot of weird things like raise their son into a woman and keeping the lie alive…the good news is that trans rights is a thing, not that she’ll come out trans, and that her fiance gets to be a queer without disappointing his parents like being a queer does…

The nice thing about her being a dude in the white bathing suit is that she doesn’t have to worry about getting her period…the only blood stains from her man pussy after a wild night with not enough lube….and that’s what we’ll leave you with on this one…

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I guess now that trans rights are a thing, Lea Michele, a child star who I assume was born a man but was seen to have a better career if they cut off her balls and let her live a life as a woman, with her singing voice people seem to be into, it just made logical sense, and the hard face, so long as the hormone therapy was maintained could just be passed off as genetics….and with the whole advent of face injections, girl can rebuild herself to look like whatever kind of muppet she chooses to be…..

So that whole movement has given her the confidence to post pics of her getting her female hormones injected in her, it’s a process, and this instagram thing is just a place to open up and share yourself with your people…the more authentic you appear…the better off your account translates to the people….

Unless she’s just doing this to mock DEMI LOVATO – you know like “hey bitch, I can still shoot up, you fucking loser, learn your dose fuck”….

Either way, solid excuse to pull your pants off for the internet.

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Lea Michele, who I assume is a man – based on her man face, but who lives like a woman because that’s the era we live in, a genderless confused one, that I guess she was an innovator or early adopter of, because she knew she would have a better career, a lasting career, being a woman.

She puts out bikini pics, she is engaged to a man of questionable sexuality, and she tries to sexualize herself as often as she can to reaffirm that she is in fact a woman…and I guess for all intents and purposes she is all woman…and by intents and purpsoes I mean for you to jerk off to your Glee fetish without me ruining for you – like she wants you to…

But the real issue here is woman or not…she looks like a pile of shit, if she was a muppet…here’s her tube top bikini though!

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Lea Michele is getting clever in her bikini pics. The other day it was long pants to hide her dick, today was a straight up crop out her lower half to crop out her dick. Because even if she’s post op, and she can afford to be post op, her parents probably financed it early on so that they wouldn’t get caught in their “LADYBUG” hustle, that would step in the way of her voice of an angel, song and dance….like she was Joey from NKOTB before his voice cracked….a little SOPRANO the way they used to be…CASTRATED….

She’s been a little too pumped about getting married for me to think she’s not trying to live this traditional woman role to solidify being a woman…rather than just being a woman…

But I’ll still stare at her hormone therapy titties!

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When I look at Lea Michele – I always wonder when her big dick is going to sneak out and make an appearance, because I am not convinced she’s had the full surgery, despite the hormones she’s been taking a long time….

I guess it’s convenient that she’s wearing baggy pants so she can strap that dong down to her leg and not blow her cover officially…especially not before her wedding to some dude who I guess must be rich since all the rich guys I know like Trannies…

I could be wrong about her gender, what is gender anyway….but I will say…

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Do you think guys who marry trannies are fucking queers?

Or is it hetero and progressive because they accept gender as a choice not as a biological marker.

You’d think queers would be against all things that look like women, even with a dick….

Or is tranny loving it’s own fetish?

Asking for myself, curious about Lea Michele’s fiance, who clearly is pulling his own kind of K-Fed….

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Lea Michele is really trying to convince you that she’s not a man…and I am starting to believe it…at least when she crops out that man face and focuses on tits we never knew she had..

She also likes to remind you that she’s engaged to a man, a real man, probably a gay man, or a man into trannies like so many men apparently are, but never admit..

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, one of my first jobs in porno was working for a distribution company where I was in the warehouse before they had me writing the porn descriptions…which is hilarious since I don’t know how to spell…or write but that paved the way to get me to this beautiful place called DrunkenStepfather that everyone is offended by.

I’d write things like “Hot Asian Sluts to get your Sushi Roll stiff with excitement. Not enough Wasabi in the world to make this movie any hotter”….and shit like that.

Well – Tranny Porn, and this was in 2001, was the biggest selling titles, before people even knew what a tranny was, before coed bathrooms, before Bruce Jenner…

So I assume it’s still a thing and Lea Michelle’s Zandy is one of those people…

Either way, shameless tit pic…Sure!

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I think this is either Lea Michelle trying to be funny, like “look at me, I’m making a fart”…with a big pink fart cloud….or maybe this is her attempt to show off her ass in leggings…to say to the world “look I have an ass”…or maybe, since she was likely born with a dick, this is her position or opening up to us, and letting us into her world, as she has and will always only be fucked up the ass, which is easier to pull off from behind than in the missionary position, because it keeps the shit in better.

WHO KNOWS…

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