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2013

25

Nov

Lil Kim Performing is the Best Thing You Will See Ever of the Day

Shit….I don’t know what the fuck happened to Lil Kim…but this is her performing sometime last week and I only saw the pictures now because I don’t really track and follow Lil Kim’s whereabouts, in fact I don’t think anyone really does…but clearly based on this cameltoe that’s a little more intense than your average cameltoe, we should because she consistently goes big, not to mention she fucked Biggy, who apparently didn’t only leave his mark on rap history, but also left his mark on her whore pussy

This may be a nightmare to look at, but I find it glorious.

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2011

19

Jan

Lil Kim’s Cameltoe of the Day

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Lil Kim had a cameltoe. I am not sure when these pictures are from, because I don’t keep track of Lil Kim’s travel schedule, but I do keep track of her cameltoes and based on the size of her lip, I can only assume it’s pretty recent and that she’s been fisted a lot since her last cameltoe….

I don’t know what I am talking about, I just now this was B.I.G.’s sideline hooker with a dirty mouth, from my experience the girls who talk a big game are the worst in bed, but Kim’s consistently brought the slut that she is or that she pretends to be and we should celebrate that…

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2009

23

Sep

Lil Kim Fat Tits in a Bikini, I Think, of the Day

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I can’t really figure this shit out, Lil Kim looks fucking disgusting and I know I some of you used to masturbate to the lyrics of her songs and now you can masturbate to pictures of her fat tits spilling out of a bikini top while the rest of her is covered, because like all good black women, she’s taken up eating biscuits instead of sucking hip hop cock for record deals. I guess everyone loses their drive at some point, I’ve been lucky enough to have never had one making my slow decent into the pits of hell a pretty easy transition, since there was no fall from any top….

Either way, here are pictures of the beaches in Miami lookin’ a hell of a lot more depressing than the one time I was down there and 6 jewish grandmothers decided to tan topless for the old country or some shit right in front of my face…but then again 6 topless grandmothers is always pretty fucking hot especially when they are Jewish cuz everyone knows Jewish girls are nice and busty….

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2009

18

Aug

Lil’ Kim Performing With Her Tits of the Day

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Lil Kim is a whore, not that you didn’t already know that, not that we actually know that she is one because for the most part girls who are this sexual on the outside are really fucking garbage in the bedroom, not that Lil Kim is really sexual on the outside, she looks more like a plastic Asian sex doll, but the way she presents herself is pure whore. A real brainless marketing strategy for anyone with a pussy.

Here is Some Video of her Tits talking bullshit to some Romanian dude because whenever I hear that Romanian accent I get excited and assume it is going to end in gypsies juggling beach balls with bears at some traveling circus.

Speaking of Romania, I once knew a Romanian dude who had a 14 inch penis and everytime we got carded buying beer or cigarettes he’d pull his dick out for the clerk and say “does this look underage”….a dick probably too small to touch the walls of Lil Kim’s massive meaty vagina…..that she’s Poppin in this video in Romania

And here are some pictures of her performing and rockin’ a mic like it was cock promising to relaunch her career….

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2009

08

May

Lil Kim Dancing on Regis and Kelly in Miami of the Day

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Lil’ Kim whored it up on Regis and Kelly because she was some Dancing with the Stars reject, despite being an ex-con, ex-hooker, slut who raps about dicks drippin’ down her chin. That’s not very wholesome of Disney to acknowledge her existence, you know, kids watch that show and having them see her up on the screen, doin’ her thing, getting cheered on, makin’ money, may lead them to slutting out fuckin’ rappers for record deals, not that I have any problem with social climbing whores, most of the girls who broke my heart over the years were social climbing whores and I was their low point, but I’m not a hypocrite corporation pretending to be a good Christian example to the world. Get your message together and give us a little consistency you cocksuckers.

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Bonus – Here’s Kelly Ripa Playing With Panties….

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2009

10

Mar

Lil Kim in Some Leotard Shit for Biggie of the Day

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Biggie died a bunch of years ago yesterday, people made a big deal out of it. Diddy went from 10,000 to 100,000 followers on Twitter yesterday alone, because he’s managed to milk Biggie for all his life and death is fucking worth and make a killing doin’ it, while Radio shows did tribute sets to Biggie and Lil Kim did Dancing With the Stars and didn’t dedicate her shit to Biggie, despite him being the only reason her whore pussy can call herself a star. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t really care about Biggie or his death and I am not really sure why other people do, maybe it’s because they like feeling part of something, but if he was still alive today, I doubt people would label him as the best rapper of all time.

Sure the whole thing is boring and bullshit and so are these pictures of Lil Kim in her spandex rockin’ some Cameltoe Biggie stuck his tongue, dick, fingers and friends inside that I figured I’d post to jump on that Biggie is Dead bandwagon one day too late, which happens to be less days than I am normally late….