Remember that legend, that icon, that super star Liz Hurley…the kind of old truck you’d hang your prosthetic balls off of?

Yes…that Liz Hurley….

Well she is out in a bikini, as a reminder that she exists, because it’s been about 3-5 days since her last bikini pic reminded us that she existed, her goal in life is to not fade out…because I guess she feels she is important and needs to be honored and remembered through jerking off to her…

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Liz Hurley doesn’t fucking stop…

From covering herself in diarrhea, to having her son take titty pics of her, to daily bikini pics…it’s like this girl doesn’t give up a good time, she’s just ready to bring it over and over and over again…never giving up what she considers a good thing because she loves the attention she’s getting…which even at 60 years old…is attention she loves getting…cuz all whores are the same….never ended attention seeking….and the sick thing in all this isn’t her covered in Diarrhea…it’s that us perverts like looking at it..

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Liz Hurley is dressed in some fetish gear, some baby doll french maid lingerie, while hugging her son, who thinks all is good when his 50 year old mom is dressed like she’s about to hop onto some porno set for her gangbang scene….because he’s likely seen some shit throughout her career as a half naked rich guy fucking model mom….

I find it weird, but then I remember all these people are narcissists, and I remember a time when my friend had a hooker / stripper mom who would turn tricks and I’d go over to his house to Play videogames or whatever, and she’d be in the other room fucking dudes…walking around in lingerie…and despite thinking it was ghetto as fuck, I thought it was amazing….then he told me that she used to make him bang her, he was about 16 or 17 at the time…and I thought it was weird obviously…but she thought it was like having a male version of herself in her…I think he went on to being a sex offender or something…but we lost touch…

The point of the story is that there are moms out there who want to breast feed their kids, bang their kids, because their kids are a version of them…and their pervert half naked asses like that…

It’s weird..but rich people are as weird as gutter poor people…and this outfit choice – weird…

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If there’s one thing I know about Liz Hurley, besides her being a hot bodied old lady who was once in Austin Powers….a movie I tend to forget exists…thankfully…It’s that she’s a money grubber, cock rider, wallet fucking, model who mooched off men to get wherever it is she got…because TITS don’t get you there alone..they take strategy…as all women have tits…and that strategy is “Kick back, close your eyes and let thing happen, so that you can turn around and ask for handouts, movie roles, etc”…

And now she’s sneaking her nipples onto her social media….look close it’s there.

From riding Hugh Grant’s dick until he rode dick to Hollywood, he’s a tranny fucker like Ryan Seacrest you know, to babies with billionaires, to still looking good because it’s all she knows…to nipples on social media…she’s so current…with her attention seeking famewhoring…it’s great.

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Elizabeth Hurley is in a bikini….

She’s really fucking old…and is far too old to be wearing a bikini according to the general accepted law of bikini wearing….because there is a fucking cut off to these things. If you have kids or if you are 35 or older…wear the fucking snowsuit to the beac…I don’t care how comfortable you are, because these women get more confidence as they get older, when they should have more confidence when they are young…and this arrogance…like money gold digging sugar baby rich guy fucker Liz Hurley’s got…leads to bikinis….

I guess it’s not that bad, she’s got a bikini company to promote, I get it…

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Liz Hurley calls this picture “roofied”….

I know her caption was “school’s out”, but I am clever enough to understand her reference, simile, metaphor, I didn’t go to college and don’t know anything about the english language, but school’s out to me, when seeing a girl all done up, eyes half shut despite all her face injections, tits out, and skirt hiked up while on a chesterfield…which is a couch to fancy people…I know…she’s saying “I’m blasted, so far gone, in the teacher’s office trying to get an A, or at a frat Keg party ready to take the team”….

Because if there’s one thing I know about Liz Hurley, besides her being a hot bodied old lady who was once in Austin Powers….a movie I tend to forget exists…thankfully…It’s that she’s a money grubber, cock rider, wallet fucking, model who mooched off men to get wherever it is she got…because TITS don’t get you there alone..they take strategy…as all women have tits…and that strategy is “Kick back, close your eyes and let thing happen, so that you can turn around and ask for handouts, movie roles, etc”…

That’s about all I have to say about that….

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Liz Hurley is a pretty thisty attention seeking older lady – who like Pam Anderson probably really puts a lot of importance on her looks and doesn’t like to be reminded of how old and haggard she is – by being exposed to younger prettier girls – unless those girls can be sacrificed and their virgin (as if anyone is a virgin) blood drank in efforts to find a new aging remedy….you know this botox face injection shit can only go so far…eventually it will require some artist or 3D Animator used to making claymation to build them out….

Sugar babies of the 90s, turned people of their own, moms and money grubbing, bikini empires, and now bikini selfies…for social media because the body is there, hell she’d die before being fat sloppy pig…it just won’t happen..Liz Hurley won’t let it….

More women should be this vapid, vain and disciplined.

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I once said that Liz Hurley has been a wallet fucking opportunist since before she had a career, which is partially why she has a career.

She stuck with homosexual Hugh Grant for a decade of his career, as he became a heart throb in America and she took down numbers of all the people he met along the way…so that when the right time hit…she could escort them…get them to invest in her bikini line…and even act in movies on her own…proving acting is pretty easy…before Hugh was caught with a Tranny and her Uterus was filled with rich guy sperm…

I meant it…

These are some pics from her social media that are slutty enough – considering…she’s old as fuck….

Here’s a video

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To stay true to the old ladies in bikini theme of the last post, here’s Elizabeth Hurley, the original sugar daddy opportunist who rode Hugh Grant for a decade as he rose to fame, allowing her to model and act and share her pretty great body to the world…before getting knocked up by various rich guys…

Well, she still looks good, if you’re into old ladies still acting like bikini models, she’s still doing it, if you’re into old ladies trying to sell other old ladies bikinis…which obviously…you are…since it gets her in a bikini….

Weird times, but doesn’t it make you wish instagram was around 25 years ago so that you’d have all these hot nudes and half nudes of your granny…the one you used to bathe with…you know to jerk off to? RIGHT…

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